malkieriking
@malkieriking.bsky.social
Michigan Special Teams stan
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this is the best way to find out there’s coed adult cheerleading
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
this is the best way to find out there’s coed adult cheerleading
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lesbian astronaut totally exonerated in space fraud case
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
lesbian astronaut totally exonerated in space fraud case
MF DOOM! at the chipotle
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
MF DOOM! at the chipotle
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This is the legal equivalent of “illegal participation: the defense had 17 players on the field carrying cricket bats at the snap.”
HUGE development IN hearing for Comey selective prosecution motion, It turns out that the grand jury NEVER saw the operative indictment. Whole separate basis for dismissal. Standby for more.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is the legal equivalent of “illegal participation: the defense had 17 players on the field carrying cricket bats at the snap.”
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pregnancy test that plays one of those bowling alley strike animations if it's positive
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
pregnancy test that plays one of those bowling alley strike animations if it's positive
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best part of leaked emails is seeing how rich people write in private
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
best part of leaked emails is seeing how rich people write in private
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
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The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
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For every Dr. Pepper, there is a Mr. Pibb, a student who couldn’t afford to finish their degree.
Dr. Pepper is now running commercials showing how the winners of the championship week Tuition Toss are thriving in life because of their winnings. i am producing a follow-up where the losers are like "yeah I lost by 2 points in the 2011 Pac-12 Tuition Toss and i'm still paying off my student loans"
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
For every Dr. Pepper, there is a Mr. Pibb, a student who couldn’t afford to finish their degree.
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They’re the Avo Squad and not Avo Squado???
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They’re the Avo Squad and not Avo Squado???
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they’re sounding the air raid sirens at the kibbie dome as dabo swinney and his boys keep putting a hat on a hat down in the swamp
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
they’re sounding the air raid sirens at the kibbie dome as dabo swinney and his boys keep putting a hat on a hat down in the swamp
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okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
okay, that just about does it
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Some college football teams shoot cannons "outside the stadium" or "with active military members" meanwhile the Blue Jackets are doming civil war reenactors indoors
OK, bsky needs the Blue Jackets goal cannon video now because it's very close to Luke's
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Some college football teams shoot cannons "outside the stadium" or "with active military members" meanwhile the Blue Jackets are doming civil war reenactors indoors
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
i hate being an eternal letdown to everyone around me
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i hate being an eternal letdown to everyone around me
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I know it's not their actual name but I am calling them Penn State-Shenanigans
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I know it's not their actual name but I am calling them Penn State-Shenanigans
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Save the date...Michigan's next rhythm game event will take place Valentine's weekend.
Interested in staffing or volunteering? Apply here: forms.gle/kg2NDpAW8iA4...
S T A Y T U N E D F O R M O R E
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Save the date...Michigan's next rhythm game event will take place Valentine's weekend.
Interested in staffing or volunteering? Apply here: forms.gle/kg2NDpAW8iA4...
S T A Y T U N E D F O R M O R E
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
ＬＯＶＥ ＡＲＣＡＤＥ ２０２６
２．１３ − ２．１４
Save the date...Michigan's next rhythm game event will take place Valentine's weekend.
Interested in staffing or volunteering? Apply here: forms.gle/kg2NDpAW8iA4...
S T A Y T U N E D F O R M O R E
２．１３ − ２．１４
Save the date...Michigan's next rhythm game event will take place Valentine's weekend.
Interested in staffing or volunteering? Apply here: forms.gle/kg2NDpAW8iA4...
S T A Y T U N E D F O R M O R E
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Opinion | It's time for eight brave House Democrats to step up and block the release of the Epstein files.
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Opinion | It's time for eight brave House Democrats to step up and block the release of the Epstein files.
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
by John Fetterman and Tim Kaine
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🎶 Put your filthy hands all over me 🎶
🎶 No, this ain’t the cleeeeean version🎶
🎶 No, this ain’t the cleeeeean version🎶
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
🎶 Put your filthy hands all over me 🎶
🎶 No, this ain’t the cleeeeean version🎶
🎶 No, this ain’t the cleeeeean version🎶
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
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have you turned in the assignment? it goes on brightspace. it's just a flipboard. it's like padlet for video. don't forget to do the kahoot. there's also a blooket. we're running a gimkit. chime in on vevox! submit it on bongo. log onto bongo. dive into bongo. you can bongo it. bongo has it for you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
have you turned in the assignment? it goes on brightspace. it's just a flipboard. it's like padlet for video. don't forget to do the kahoot. there's also a blooket. we're running a gimkit. chime in on vevox! submit it on bongo. log onto bongo. dive into bongo. you can bongo it. bongo has it for you.
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”