"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer
@malignedseltz.bsky.social
I am simply a can of hard seltzer
Who let me have an account on here? I'm only going to use it for ill!
(Forget about it for two years and then disappear again until I remember it exists)
(Forget about it for two years and then disappear again until I remember it exists)
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Who let me have an account on here? I'm only going to use it for ill!
(Forget about it for two years and then disappear again until I remember it exists)
(Forget about it for two years and then disappear again until I remember it exists)
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I have to go to jail now
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I have to go to jail now
Black Sabbath was right, Make a joke and I will sigh, And you will laugh and I will cry, happiness I cannot feel, And love to me is so unreal.
Linkin Park was right, everything you say to me takes me one step closer to the edge and i'm about to break
August 21, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Black Sabbath was right, Make a joke and I will sigh, And you will laugh and I will cry, happiness I cannot feel, And love to me is so unreal.
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are any of our choices freely made or are they all predetermined by some mixture of experience and biology? dr. phil investigates by yelling at a heroin addict to stop doing heroin for applause from an audience of adults who can’t be left unattended with exactly one screwdriver
August 21, 2023 at 7:03 AM
are any of our choices freely made or are they all predetermined by some mixture of experience and biology? dr. phil investigates by yelling at a heroin addict to stop doing heroin for applause from an audience of adults who can’t be left unattended with exactly one screwdriver
They're coming to Get Me
August 21, 2023 at 11:43 AM
They're coming to Get Me
Who turned on the Monday machine??
August 21, 2023 at 11:33 AM
Who turned on the Monday machine??
Taking a short reprieve from social media. My brainworms are getting too well fed, it's time to shrink them by studying my grimoires and tomes.
August 7, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Taking a short reprieve from social media. My brainworms are getting too well fed, it's time to shrink them by studying my grimoires and tomes.
This is my getaway vehicle:
August 3, 2023 at 4:05 PM
This is my getaway vehicle:
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This is the first photograph of the middle finger gesture ever taken
August 3, 2023 at 3:55 PM
This is the first photograph of the middle finger gesture ever taken
The laird said I need to work on my customer service, so I told him the service I provide milord is that of murderous cutthroat so I don't hear much complaining from my 'customers'!
August 3, 2023 at 11:54 AM
The laird said I need to work on my customer service, so I told him the service I provide milord is that of murderous cutthroat so I don't hear much complaining from my 'customers'!
In order to be a well rounded knight you should be able to competently play an instrument as well as be an instrument of war, and in order for me to be able to be a well rounded yeoman I should be able to use my billhook to remove an apple from a tree for my child and pull you, sir, from your horse.
August 3, 2023 at 11:51 AM
In order to be a well rounded knight you should be able to competently play an instrument as well as be an instrument of war, and in order for me to be able to be a well rounded yeoman I should be able to use my billhook to remove an apple from a tree for my child and pull you, sir, from your horse.
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How am I supposed to go home after all this. How is this country real.
August 3, 2023 at 4:20 AM
How am I supposed to go home after all this. How is this country real.
"I don't know, Asuka. Some weeks it doesn't feel like a feliz jueves. Some weeks it feels like day after day of Monday. I don't... I don't know how much longer I can stand it."
August 3, 2023 at 11:22 AM
"I don't know, Asuka. Some weeks it doesn't feel like a feliz jueves. Some weeks it feels like day after day of Monday. I don't... I don't know how much longer I can stand it."
Feliz Jueves
August 3, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Feliz Jueves
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Knight: Squire! My chainmail, posthaste!
Squire: DON'T DELETE THIS!! The pope wishes proof of thy holiness! Thou wilt be EXCOMMUNICATED in thirty days time unless thou deliverst this manuscript to TEN other pious lords!!
Squire: DON'T DELETE THIS!! The pope wishes proof of thy holiness! Thou wilt be EXCOMMUNICATED in thirty days time unless thou deliverst this manuscript to TEN other pious lords!!
August 2, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Knight: Squire! My chainmail, posthaste!
Squire: DON'T DELETE THIS!! The pope wishes proof of thy holiness! Thou wilt be EXCOMMUNICATED in thirty days time unless thou deliverst this manuscript to TEN other pious lords!!
Squire: DON'T DELETE THIS!! The pope wishes proof of thy holiness! Thou wilt be EXCOMMUNICATED in thirty days time unless thou deliverst this manuscript to TEN other pious lords!!
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Today on Getting Spooked: A continued examination of Woodrow Derenberger's Indrid Cold encounter. The article touches on his status as a striking Union Carbide worker, the NICAP investigation, and a weird NASA visit. https://tannerfboyle.substack.com/p/that-charming-man-indrid-cold-reconsidered-b47
That Charming Man: Indrid Cold Reconsidered, Pt. 3
Union Carbide, the Air Force, NASA, and NICAP—Oh My!
tannerfboyle.substack.com
August 2, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Today on Getting Spooked: A continued examination of Woodrow Derenberger's Indrid Cold encounter. The article touches on his status as a striking Union Carbide worker, the NICAP investigation, and a weird NASA visit. https://tannerfboyle.substack.com/p/that-charming-man-indrid-cold-reconsidered-b47
Me sowing (my soul being attached to a magical artifact when I die): Haha! Yes! This rips!
Me reaping (being attached to an ax that's hidden in the deepest depths of a labyrinth guarded by traps and monsters): Aw man! This sucks! What the hell!?
Me reaping (being attached to an ax that's hidden in the deepest depths of a labyrinth guarded by traps and monsters): Aw man! This sucks! What the hell!?
August 2, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Me sowing (my soul being attached to a magical artifact when I die): Haha! Yes! This rips!
Me reaping (being attached to an ax that's hidden in the deepest depths of a labyrinth guarded by traps and monsters): Aw man! This sucks! What the hell!?
Me reaping (being attached to an ax that's hidden in the deepest depths of a labyrinth guarded by traps and monsters): Aw man! This sucks! What the hell!?
Do you guys ever think that maybe the cursed sword would like to be beaten into a plowshare? Seems like useful work at the very least versus being a cursed sword and doing things with liches
August 2, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Do you guys ever think that maybe the cursed sword would like to be beaten into a plowshare? Seems like useful work at the very least versus being a cursed sword and doing things with liches
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Saw an enormous raccoon this morning. Biggest raccoon I have ever fucking seen. Then I saw a coyote roaming a sandbar from like half a mile away. Good mammal morning.
August 2, 2023 at 1:28 PM
Saw an enormous raccoon this morning. Biggest raccoon I have ever fucking seen. Then I saw a coyote roaming a sandbar from like half a mile away. Good mammal morning.
My grandpa was a six shooter that could kill ghosts, my pops was an ax that could hew your soul from your body, I'm going to be a multiprocess welder that can weld ectoplasm,
August 2, 2023 at 1:15 PM
My grandpa was a six shooter that could kill ghosts, my pops was an ax that could hew your soul from your body, I'm going to be a multiprocess welder that can weld ectoplasm,
Can't wait to have my soul forn from my body and inextricably linked to an object thus imbuing it with arcane and/or eldritch power. It's a family tradition!
August 2, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Can't wait to have my soul forn from my body and inextricably linked to an object thus imbuing it with arcane and/or eldritch power. It's a family tradition!
Me, drunk: *singing along with tears in my eyes to the cure song on the jukebox*
The trapped soul of the outlaw cowboy from the late 1800's in my thrifted belt buckle: "This fate is truly worse than death. I should have listened to my ma and pa and joined the Pony Express"
The trapped soul of the outlaw cowboy from the late 1800's in my thrifted belt buckle: "This fate is truly worse than death. I should have listened to my ma and pa and joined the Pony Express"
August 2, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Me, drunk: *singing along with tears in my eyes to the cure song on the jukebox*
The trapped soul of the outlaw cowboy from the late 1800's in my thrifted belt buckle: "This fate is truly worse than death. I should have listened to my ma and pa and joined the Pony Express"
The trapped soul of the outlaw cowboy from the late 1800's in my thrifted belt buckle: "This fate is truly worse than death. I should have listened to my ma and pa and joined the Pony Express"