"Mu!" Flavored Can of Hard Seltzer
@malignedseltz.bsky.social
I am simply a can of hard seltzer
May their memory be a blessing
August 21, 2023 at 1:54 PM
May their memory be a blessing
Me omw to beat up the Monday machine
August 21, 2023 at 11:51 AM
Me omw to beat up the Monday machine
Who turned on the Monday machine??
August 21, 2023 at 11:33 AM
Who turned on the Monday machine??
This is my getaway vehicle:
August 3, 2023 at 4:05 PM
This is my getaway vehicle:
Feliz Jueves
August 3, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Feliz Jueves
My Uber is here
August 2, 2023 at 11:36 AM
My Uber is here
Wierd Wednesday 🧌
18th century hand-illustrated page from an Ottoman Turk dental book
18th century hand-illustrated page from an Ottoman Turk dental book
August 2, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Wierd Wednesday 🧌
18th century hand-illustrated page from an Ottoman Turk dental book
18th century hand-illustrated page from an Ottoman Turk dental book
Asherah, your beautiful children are writing diaspora poetry about mangos,
July 31, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Asherah, your beautiful children are writing diaspora poetry about mangos,
Unfucked up pictures of you guys even give a damn
July 31, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Unfucked up pictures of you guys even give a damn
You're laughing? My cat is horribly broken and you're laughing?
July 31, 2023 at 2:36 PM
You're laughing? My cat is horribly broken and you're laughing?
"Amicitia Amor et Veritas"
July 31, 2023 at 1:55 PM
"Amicitia Amor et Veritas"
Microsoft Outlook will die by my hand, god willing
July 31, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Microsoft Outlook will die by my hand, god willing
What if instead of clout policing, I clout chased(you around with a sharp object)?
July 31, 2023 at 12:24 PM
What if instead of clout policing, I clout chased(you around with a sharp object)?
SciFi Saturday 👾
"The Eyes Never Lie" by @bambashkart
"The Eyes Never Lie" by @bambashkart
July 29, 2023 at 4:20 PM
SciFi Saturday 👾
"The Eyes Never Lie" by @bambashkart
"The Eyes Never Lie" by @bambashkart
Saw your cousin in a museum:
July 28, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Saw your cousin in a museum:
Feliz Jueves
July 27, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Feliz Jueves
'Der Berggeist' ("The Mountain-spirit") by Josef Madlener
This is said to be Tolkien's inspiration for the appearance of Gandolf.
This is said to be Tolkien's inspiration for the appearance of Gandolf.
July 26, 2023 at 1:06 PM
'Der Berggeist' ("The Mountain-spirit") by Josef Madlener
This is said to be Tolkien's inspiration for the appearance of Gandolf.
This is said to be Tolkien's inspiration for the appearance of Gandolf.