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MaliciousCarp
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I'm the guy that those FAT CATS on WALLSTREET don't want you to know about!
Ads from Atari in 1983 were like, "You're a miserable piece of shit and no one likes you, so you should play Pole Position!"

youtu.be/jSbb2XMuxAA?...

Ai still doesn't have any original content.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year.

Now you're upset?

Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
ICE agents followed a Burnsville family home from the store, failed to present a warrant and entered their home with guns drawn. They detained 4 legal citizens who presented documentation, leaving a 7 year-old without parents.

A seven-year-old. Let that sink in. Trump’s ICE is out of control.
ICE agents detained four people from a Burnsville home, according to family members, including a 7-year-old's parents and the husband of a pregnant woman.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I get second-hand embarrassment from the way grown ass people curry favor with this corrupt, senile, racist old man by offering infantilizing treats and participation trophies.
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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This is awesome!!
We're happy to announce that Bandcamp Fridays will be returning in 2026. Check out the full list of dates below and get your wishlists ready for the final #bandcampfriday of 2025 this Friday, December 5th.
Bandcamp Fridays Return in 2026
daily.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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50% OFF all apparel till Dec 31! 🎉

Use code TGAN9 — XS–5XL, limited stock.

oneradtee.com/discount/TGAN9
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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No seriously, wtf. Official United States government accounts are REGULARLY tweeting out racist, offensive, Nazi content and it just doesn’t get covered? These are just the three most recent in my camera roll.
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Happy Black Friday. Celebrate how you want, but don't forget why we celebrate!

youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0?...
Rebecca Black - Friday
YouTube video by rebecca
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Mail Call!

This shirt is way too awesome! (So is the CD!) 10 out of 10, would buy from @psychostick.com again!
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
While I still don't trust google, this correction is good to note.
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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"The starlings ... emerged as star vocalists: their ability to produce ... two different notes or tones expressed simultaneously—allowed them to replicate R2-D2’s complex chirps more accurately"
#weird #weirdnews #birds #nature #sound #audio #science #biology #scifi
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
These Birds Learned to Tweet Like R2-D2. Listen to the Uncanny Results
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, R2-D2 beeped and booped—and now birds that copy the Star Wars character are giving scientists fresh insight into how different species imitate complex sounds...
www.yahoo.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Engagement with this account has gone down about 80% since last year. Is Bluesky only for political accounts now? What other platform should we be on? Where has our audience gone?
a cartoon pink panther is standing next to a white pole
ALT: a cartoon pink panther is standing next to a white pole
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Whatever happened to Wart from Super Mario Bros. 2?
Birdo, Shy Guys, Pokey—even Ninji—stuck around. Wart vanished.

Jeremy Parmentier dives into Mario’s most forgotten villain in READ ONLY MAGAZINE Issue 12: FOE.

Pre-order now: readonlymagazine.com

#retrogaming #zines
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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In a world overrun by FOE, twelve quests call out for a hero.

Will you answer?

The twelfth chronicle of READ ONLY MAGAZINE beckons — our most expansive adventure yet.

Sharpen your wits. Ready your gear. Pre-orders are on the horizon.

#zine #zinester #retrogaming
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This is a great short story! Narrated by @sethandrews.com

youtu.be/78hqWRKBXjQ?...
Isaac Asimov: The Last Question
YouTube video by TheThinkingAtheist
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I would love to see that happen!!
Why do I keep thinking about doing more #C64 dev work and creating Zeta Wing 3?🤔
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Massive defeat for the anti-pronouns crowd in St Paul.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Republicans: no one gets food or a paycheck until Democrats let us take away people’s healthcare

Democrats: let people have healthcare and we can pay federal workers, fund SNAP, WIC, LIHEAP, Headstart, extend the Affordable Care Act subsidies, and reopen the government

THE CHOICE SHOULD BE EASY
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Here is the actual video captured on the ring camera:
youtu.be/4B_yA4lYnvw?...

(At least it's how I imagined it)
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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The USDA has funding set aside to keep food assistance programs running during emergencies.

Trump just won’t release it.

440,000 Minnesotans - and millions more Americans - will pay the price.
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM