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MaliciousCarp
@maliciouscarp.bsky.social
I'm the guy that those FAT CATS on WALLSTREET don't want you to know about!
My prediction: it's only a matter of time until he promises to give a free lumpy pillow to anyone who votes for him.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Also, the right keeps calling our new flag "an exact copy of the Somali flag" indicating that none of them have ever seen a Somali flag, because they would be outraged to know that the US flag literally has 50 of them in the corner.
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We never had one. My Mom would have us make a bell shape or star or snowflake out of construction paper and then 25 links in a paper chain using more construction paper and glue. Then every day we got to tear off a link. That's all... we got to destroy our own work.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Most of the AI music that I have heard has been bad, not weird. I would say that we should give it another chance, but at best it could only strive to imitate Mr. Yankovic!
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It doesn't matter, really. Try watching a good Christmas movie like Gremlins.
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Yeah, but you are required to say that because the Emus won the war...
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I hate X. It's mostly right-wing bots these days. No one should be forced to use that platform.
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It's weird, but I have been noticing that accounts like yours are getting drown out in my feed. I am not sure if it is a volume thing or an algorithm thing, but either way you have not been showing up for me as much as you used to.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM