Matthew (Terror on Two Wheels)
@bikeguy.bsky.social
One of those guys where biking is his entire personality. Tweets variously about food, wine, evils of free parking. Go Hawks/COYG!
Minneapolis MN
Minneapolis MN
Just learned neither of my kids know who the Wu-Tang Clan are
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February 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Just learned neither of my kids know who the Wu-Tang Clan are
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Fire everybody
Per Opta, Arsenal's title chances after tonight's draw dropped 5%. From 90 to 85.
February 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Fire everybody
Arsenal today:
a group of people are running through a field with the words `` your firearms are useless '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a group of people are running through a field with the words `` your firearms are useless '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Arsenal today:
🎶 these boots are made for…cosplaying?🎶
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
🎶 these boots are made for…cosplaying?🎶
Don’t want to stigmatize former drug users but I don’t think they get to say “I did it and it was good, actually”
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Don’t want to stigmatize former drug users but I don’t think they get to say “I did it and it was good, actually”
Inside of you there are two wolves (the only other 2 bikes in the storage room today):
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Inside of you there are two wolves (the only other 2 bikes in the storage room today):
Given that the baby boom generation is considered roughly 1945-1965, it’s entirely likely there are boomers out there whose parents are…also boomers. This ALMOST applies to Obama (mom born 1942).
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Given that the baby boom generation is considered roughly 1945-1965, it’s entirely likely there are boomers out there whose parents are…also boomers. This ALMOST applies to Obama (mom born 1942).
That’s because you look like a 13 year old playing “grown up, Brian. “
Rep. Brian Steil: "I flew home to my home state of Wisconsin, went to buy a 6 pack a beer, the clerk asked for my ID, confirmed it, and then I was allowed to buy the beer. I just think it's nuts that we protect our beer more than our ballots."
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
That’s because you look like a 13 year old playing “grown up, Brian. “
MFers will really get on FB marketplace, be like “here’s 3 bad photos of this bike, it’s in good condition, $4,000 pls”
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
MFers will really get on FB marketplace, be like “here’s 3 bad photos of this bike, it’s in good condition, $4,000 pls”
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Separated at birth?
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Separated at birth?
Due to changes at the national level, our local soccer club is changing from calendar year teams to school year teams, which will necessarily result in teams being completely reshuffled, and the club just had to send an email saying “please stop asking us questions about this!!”
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Due to changes at the national level, our local soccer club is changing from calendar year teams to school year teams, which will necessarily result in teams being completely reshuffled, and the club just had to send an email saying “please stop asking us questions about this!!”
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A parent at my kids’ school was abducted a few hours ago.
Please help us help the family with legal expenses and care for their elementary school son (who doesn’t even know his dad was taken yet 💔):
gofund.me/20a5b26ab
Please help us help the family with legal expenses and care for their elementary school son (who doesn’t even know his dad was taken yet 💔):
gofund.me/20a5b26ab
Donate to Support Byron Cabrera's Legal Defense and Son's Care, organized by Luz Riofrio
Hello everyone, I'm asking for your support for Byron Cabrera, who h… Luz Riofrio needs your support for Support Byron Cabrera's Legal Defense and Son's Care
gofund.me
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
A parent at my kids’ school was abducted a few hours ago.
Please help us help the family with legal expenses and care for their elementary school son (who doesn’t even know his dad was taken yet 💔):
gofund.me/20a5b26ab
Please help us help the family with legal expenses and care for their elementary school son (who doesn’t even know his dad was taken yet 💔):
gofund.me/20a5b26ab
Found the one good car
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Found the one good car
A thing I could do without is headlines that are effectively “obviously expected thing happened”. “Trump complains about halftime show yeah no shit like they’ve done about every halftime show featuring black people since, probably ever?
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
A thing I could do without is headlines that are effectively “obviously expected thing happened”. “Trump complains about halftime show yeah no shit like they’ve done about every halftime show featuring black people since, probably ever?
Gotten like 75 IG ads for the same bike sweater, admittedly because I keep clicking the ad because it looks cool, and then not buying it because it’s One Hundred Sixty US dollars, but finally reported it today because I also noticed the care instructions say “do not put in dryer” lololololol
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Gotten like 75 IG ads for the same bike sweater, admittedly because I keep clicking the ad because it looks cool, and then not buying it because it’s One Hundred Sixty US dollars, but finally reported it today because I also noticed the care instructions say “do not put in dryer” lololololol
Legit LOL at this part.
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Legit LOL at this part.
1. I’m no cyber security expert but the first time I saw these things I thought “hell no am I putting the on my house”
2. Although I deleted Nextdoor, the next time I see one of these successfully solve a crime will be the first.
2. Although I deleted Nextdoor, the next time I see one of these successfully solve a crime will be the first.
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
1. I’m no cyber security expert but the first time I saw these things I thought “hell no am I putting the on my house”
2. Although I deleted Nextdoor, the next time I see one of these successfully solve a crime will be the first.
2. Although I deleted Nextdoor, the next time I see one of these successfully solve a crime will be the first.
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Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
/sighs, posts the tweet again
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
/sighs, posts the tweet again
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I am not buying it when male figure skaters are wearing these “bad boy” outfits. Jeans with tank and open shirt? GTFOH. I want sequins and bell bottoms.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I am not buying it when male figure skaters are wearing these “bad boy” outfits. Jeans with tank and open shirt? GTFOH. I want sequins and bell bottoms.
Skeet your drafts
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Skeet your drafts
Unless you are absolutely critical to a Teams call, there’s no need to let folks know in the chat that you need to drop. If we’re at time and you drop I can deduce that you needed to drop.
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Unless you are absolutely critical to a Teams call, there’s no need to let folks know in the chat that you need to drop. If we’re at time and you drop I can deduce that you needed to drop.