Matthew (Terror on Two Wheels)
@bikeguy.bsky.social
One of those guys where biking is his entire personality. Tweets variously about food, wine, evils of free parking. Go Hawks/COYG!
Minneapolis MN
Minneapolis MN
Review: solid, very sweet, crisp but a touch on the mealy side, almost no acid. 8/10 but it’s not honey crisp.
Going to try a “Cosmic Crisp” for lunch today wish me luck
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Review: solid, very sweet, crisp but a touch on the mealy side, almost no acid. 8/10 but it’s not honey crisp.
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I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?
Cool as hell but also justice for Surya
USA's Ilia Malinin just did a BACKFLIP in the short program.
If you're thinking - isn't the backflip banned? - didn't I read a whole thing involving French skater Surya Bonaly? - you are correct! But the backflip was UN-banned in 2024. So this is the first legal Olympic backflip since the reversal
If you're thinking - isn't the backflip banned? - didn't I read a whole thing involving French skater Surya Bonaly? - you are correct! But the backflip was UN-banned in 2024. So this is the first legal Olympic backflip since the reversal
February 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Cool as hell but also justice for Surya
Anyone else get this? How did I get on this list? Anyways the letter doesn’t mention it (or a certain prominent GOP official) but she’s running for MN house
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Anyone else get this? How did I get on this list? Anyways the letter doesn’t mention it (or a certain prominent GOP official) but she’s running for MN house
Going to try a “Cosmic Crisp” for lunch today wish me luck
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Going to try a “Cosmic Crisp” for lunch today wish me luck
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*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
Bit of a TW here - most of these end in the fencing pose
“What if we just had the original XFL kickoff, but without the distraction of pads?” 🤔
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Bit of a TW here - most of these end in the fencing pose
I’ve gotten a few looks but then folks realize it’s a bike helmet and I’m in the clear
A group of local men are tackling the male loneliness epidemic by coming together to brainstorm ways to stop being mistaken for ICE.
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I’ve gotten a few looks but then folks realize it’s a bike helmet and I’m in the clear
To the extent there is a “war on protein” I would argue protein is the victim. Protein does not want to be in a caramel macchiato.
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
To the extent there is a “war on protein” I would argue protein is the victim. Protein does not want to be in a caramel macchiato.
Swim schedule:
Drop off: 7:20
First race: 8:55
Last race: 11:00
😑😑😑
Drop off: 7:20
First race: 8:55
Last race: 11:00
😑😑😑
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Swim schedule:
Drop off: 7:20
First race: 8:55
Last race: 11:00
😑😑😑
Drop off: 7:20
First race: 8:55
Last race: 11:00
😑😑😑
“That’s so rude of you!”
Now this is some “Hello Barbara, it’s Shirley” type CINEMA 🎦 if you’ve ever seen any! 😳 WOW 🤯
She put nair in her cheating husband's toiletries before he left to spend the weekend with his mistress and his mistress took him to the hospital 🏥! My God 🙏🏽
She put nair in her cheating husband's toiletries before he left to spend the weekend with his mistress and his mistress took him to the hospital 🏥! My God 🙏🏽
February 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
“That’s so rude of you!”
Unpopular take: anyone getting scammed on Kalshi or similar 100% deserves it. More popular take: obviously it should all be illegal.
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Unpopular take: anyone getting scammed on Kalshi or similar 100% deserves it. More popular take: obviously it should all be illegal.
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Hi friends. The asks are many, but so are the needs.
I’m raising money to help keep ICE-impacted families housed. These are families that are behind on rent because primary earners were abducted or are out of work because of ICE.
The 1st family needs $1670 ASAP.
Please Venmo @jasonltnx w 🏠in note.
I’m raising money to help keep ICE-impacted families housed. These are families that are behind on rent because primary earners were abducted or are out of work because of ICE.
The 1st family needs $1670 ASAP.
Please Venmo @jasonltnx w 🏠in note.
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Hi friends. The asks are many, but so are the needs.
I’m raising money to help keep ICE-impacted families housed. These are families that are behind on rent because primary earners were abducted or are out of work because of ICE.
The 1st family needs $1670 ASAP.
Please Venmo @jasonltnx w 🏠in note.
I’m raising money to help keep ICE-impacted families housed. These are families that are behind on rent because primary earners were abducted or are out of work because of ICE.
The 1st family needs $1670 ASAP.
Please Venmo @jasonltnx w 🏠in note.
This city absolutely does not deserve a photo essay that goes this hard
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This city absolutely does not deserve a photo essay that goes this hard
Two Scottish distillers competing to make the smokiest liquor who secretly pine for each other
Peated Rivalry
Peated Rivalry
Two artists competing in the Minnesota State Fair Crop Art who secretly pine for each other.
Seeded Rivalry
Seeded Rivalry
Two jewelry artists who run different Etsy shops secretly pine for each other.
Beaded Rivalry
Beaded Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Two Scottish distillers competing to make the smokiest liquor who secretly pine for each other
Peated Rivalry
Peated Rivalry
Just saw a Thirvent Financial TV commercial - how long has that been a thing?
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Just saw a Thirvent Financial TV commercial - how long has that been a thing?
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Feel like shit. Just want her back.
February 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Feel like shit. Just want her back.
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There's an easy fix for the problem without a full reconstruction, but the park board has tried nothing and is all out of ideas about speeding along here.
I feign surprise that the Park Board did not act on my suggestion to a meeting that they address speeding on the parkways by putting in this type of design (yes, I took slides and pictures)
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
There's an easy fix for the problem without a full reconstruction, but the park board has tried nothing and is all out of ideas about speeding along here.
If you ever want to do something eye opening, drive W River Parkway from the falls to downtown. Go 25 mph (speed limit: 20) the entire time. You will collect 15-20 cars behind you.
Open streets has existed as a popular, regular local event for more than a decade. Yet the idea of exploring open parkways events on the riverfront is the crime of the century. You can thank MPRB commissioners Cathy Abene and Charles Rucker for working people into a rage over it.
embarrassingly ugly meeting. glad the board stuck to their guns instead of being rolled by their aggressive and hostile opposition. tom constantly being put in an impossible position by flowers’ outbursts
February 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If you ever want to do something eye opening, drive W River Parkway from the falls to downtown. Go 25 mph (speed limit: 20) the entire time. You will collect 15-20 cars behind you.
Me, ending an email where I am politely telling the other person to go F themselves: Thanks!
February 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Me, ending an email where I am politely telling the other person to go F themselves: Thanks!
Feature length article on Jessie Diggins where the header photo features her F bomb earring (gift):
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/m...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/m...
‘All It Is Is Pain’: The Olympian Testing the Limits of Endurance
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Feature length article on Jessie Diggins where the header photo features her F bomb earring (gift):
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/m...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/m...
Without respect to this specific tip, “Epstein didn’t kill himself” is a constancy I 100% believe.
Jeffrey Epstein’s brother Mark sent a tip to the FBI accusing Trump of authorizing his murder:
“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Without respect to this specific tip, “Epstein didn’t kill himself” is a constancy I 100% believe.
Need some ideas for Stupid Stuff to eat during the Super Bowl. Previous years entries have included a football shaped, pepperoni covered cheese ball, and “Reuben Dip” served with toasted rye bread (absolute banger)
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Need some ideas for Stupid Stuff to eat during the Super Bowl. Previous years entries have included a football shaped, pepperoni covered cheese ball, and “Reuben Dip” served with toasted rye bread (absolute banger)
Me, tearing up: ACAB incudes Judy Hops
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Me, tearing up: ACAB incudes Judy Hops
Dude in the row in front of me just mainlined Fox News the entire flight, which isn’t that notable, except he did it with no sound or subtitles. Apparently the next big thing is “Woke 2.0”
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Dude in the row in front of me just mainlined Fox News the entire flight, which isn’t that notable, except he did it with no sound or subtitles. Apparently the next big thing is “Woke 2.0”