Matthew (Terror on Two Wheels)
@bikeguy.bsky.social
One of those guys where biking is his entire personality. Tweets variously about food, wine, evils of free parking. Go Hawks/COYG!
Minneapolis MN
Minneapolis MN
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I think it’s like MAHA or something? Or is that just about rubbing butter on your pecs?
"The Trump administration plans to rescind $600 million in public health funds from four states led by Democrats" and Minnesota is among them.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/h...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/h...
Trump Administration to Cut $600 Million in Health Funding From Four States
The states, all led by Democrats, used the grants to support a wide variety of functions, including H.I.V. prevention and surveillance.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I think it’s like MAHA or something? Or is that just about rubbing butter on your pecs?
Separated at birth?
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Separated at birth?
Due to changes at the national level, our local soccer club is changing from calendar year teams to school year teams, which will necessarily result in teams being completely reshuffled, and the club just had to send an email saying “please stop asking us questions about this!!”
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Due to changes at the national level, our local soccer club is changing from calendar year teams to school year teams, which will necessarily result in teams being completely reshuffled, and the club just had to send an email saying “please stop asking us questions about this!!”
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A parent at my kids’ school was abducted a few hours ago.
Please help us help the family with legal expenses and care for their elementary school son (who doesn’t even know his dad was taken yet 💔):
gofund.me/20a5b26ab
Please help us help the family with legal expenses and care for their elementary school son (who doesn’t even know his dad was taken yet 💔):
gofund.me/20a5b26ab
Donate to Support Byron Cabrera's Legal Defense and Son's Care, organized by Luz Riofrio
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gofund.me
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
A parent at my kids’ school was abducted a few hours ago.
Please help us help the family with legal expenses and care for their elementary school son (who doesn’t even know his dad was taken yet 💔):
gofund.me/20a5b26ab
Please help us help the family with legal expenses and care for their elementary school son (who doesn’t even know his dad was taken yet 💔):
gofund.me/20a5b26ab
Found the one good car
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Found the one good car
A thing I could do without is headlines that are effectively “obviously expected thing happened”. “Trump complains about halftime show yeah no shit like they’ve done about every halftime show featuring black people since, probably ever?
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
A thing I could do without is headlines that are effectively “obviously expected thing happened”. “Trump complains about halftime show yeah no shit like they’ve done about every halftime show featuring black people since, probably ever?
Gotten like 75 IG ads for the same bike sweater, admittedly because I keep clicking the ad because it looks cool, and then not buying it because it’s One Hundred Sixty US dollars, but finally reported it today because I also noticed the care instructions say “do not put in dryer” lololololol
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Gotten like 75 IG ads for the same bike sweater, admittedly because I keep clicking the ad because it looks cool, and then not buying it because it’s One Hundred Sixty US dollars, but finally reported it today because I also noticed the care instructions say “do not put in dryer” lololololol
Legit LOL at this part.
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Legit LOL at this part.
1. I’m no cyber security expert but the first time I saw these things I thought “hell no am I putting the on my house”
2. Although I deleted Nextdoor, the next time I see one of these successfully solve a crime will be the first.
2. Although I deleted Nextdoor, the next time I see one of these successfully solve a crime will be the first.
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
1. I’m no cyber security expert but the first time I saw these things I thought “hell no am I putting the on my house”
2. Although I deleted Nextdoor, the next time I see one of these successfully solve a crime will be the first.
2. Although I deleted Nextdoor, the next time I see one of these successfully solve a crime will be the first.
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Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
/sighs, posts the tweet again
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
/sighs, posts the tweet again
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I am not buying it when male figure skaters are wearing these “bad boy” outfits. Jeans with tank and open shirt? GTFOH. I want sequins and bell bottoms.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I am not buying it when male figure skaters are wearing these “bad boy” outfits. Jeans with tank and open shirt? GTFOH. I want sequins and bell bottoms.
Skeet your drafts
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Skeet your drafts
Unless you are absolutely critical to a Teams call, there’s no need to let folks know in the chat that you need to drop. If we’re at time and you drop I can deduce that you needed to drop.
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Unless you are absolutely critical to a Teams call, there’s no need to let folks know in the chat that you need to drop. If we’re at time and you drop I can deduce that you needed to drop.
Kids keep eating the leftover rice I make for my lunches so I’m sitting here having my Dal over leftover protein pasta (raditorre) like a chump so the pasta doesn’t go bad.
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Kids keep eating the leftover rice I make for my lunches so I’m sitting here having my Dal over leftover protein pasta (raditorre) like a chump so the pasta doesn’t go bad.
Thinking about that time I watched the Super Bowl in England and the BBC color commentator in studio was Martin Gramatica
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Thinking about that time I watched the Super Bowl in England and the BBC color commentator in studio was Martin Gramatica
Elder millennial, seeing an SB ad featuring the Backstreet Boys: I am enjoying me turn being the target audience for these ads
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Elder millennial, seeing an SB ad featuring the Backstreet Boys: I am enjoying me turn being the target audience for these ads
As an Iowa Hawkeye fan I am immensely enjoying this game
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
As an Iowa Hawkeye fan I am immensely enjoying this game
Showing my dogs the puppy bowl to let them know what they’re up against. If they don’t keep up performance there’s always a younger model.
February 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Showing my dogs the puppy bowl to let them know what they’re up against. If they don’t keep up performance there’s always a younger model.
Bad day to be that one specific beer in the back of my fridge that I’m finally going to get rid of
February 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Bad day to be that one specific beer in the back of my fridge that I’m finally going to get rid of
Review: solid, very sweet, crisp but a touch on the mealy side, almost no acid. 8/10 but it’s not honey crisp.
Going to try a “Cosmic Crisp” for lunch today wish me luck
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Review: solid, very sweet, crisp but a touch on the mealy side, almost no acid. 8/10 but it’s not honey crisp.
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I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?