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Jambon de Noël
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Misplaced Newfie | Cursed Biologist | Guitarist | Certified Archer (non-practicing)
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Inspired by my friend's "Year of Zelda," in which he played every Legend of Zelda game up to that point, I've decided that 2025 will be my own "Year of Franchise," and here's the one I'm doing (I started early):
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Cait Sith
'Final Fantasy VII'
PlayStation
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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(bravely) i think they should stop making these
A new "Evangelion" animated short film will be screened in February 2026 at the Eva Fest.
By Hideaki Anno & Naoyuki Asano (+ Kazuya Tsurumaki, Shinji Higuchi & Ikki Todoroki).
Eva will never end 😇
30th.evangelion.jp/fes/news/33
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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You’ve got a 5-hour flight over the holidays with some fronds from the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Who’re you sitting next to? 🦦🦀🦈🪱

Let us know in the comments below!
December 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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A thread of how to say “nobody asked you” from around the world, starting with this one…

A Lithuanian way of telling someone to mind their own business is ne tavo kiaulės, ne tavo pupos. It means “not your pigs, not your beans.”
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Our first big Christmas update is with an amazing recovery of the final build of Resident Evil on Gameboy Color. Hotgen's impressive conversion that got canned. This is much closer to completion, and seems completable too. Lots to discover!
www.gamesthatwerent.com/2025/12/resi...
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
is.... is this a screenshot from a Tom Sawyer RPG?
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 2 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/WmC9fmEOwus?...
Internet troubleshooting of the 1800s | Fool Time, Part 2 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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computer graphics (1987) archive.org/details/logi...
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 26
The Beast that Shouted "I" at the Heart of the World
Take Care of Yourself
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM