Matt
@majimamadness.bsky.social
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a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life.
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life.
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you might already be aware of: www.independent.co.uk/asia/china/o...
China pays tribute to ‘Old Dry Keith’ who shared his bland sandwiches with the nation
‘Old Dry Keith’ went viral for his seemingly mundane British lunches which were met with shock on Chinese social media
www.independent.co.uk
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
you might already be aware of: www.independent.co.uk/asia/china/o...
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This is genuinely how the internet feels nowadays
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This is genuinely how the internet feels nowadays
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Hey y'all.
A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.
Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.
Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
“Please enjoy the museum”:
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Hey y'all.
A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.
Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.
Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
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once my son woke me up to ask what a three dimensional hexagon was called. yes, please. ask me about the gay instead.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
once my son woke me up to ask what a three dimensional hexagon was called. yes, please. ask me about the gay instead.
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the actual Republican parents who support the politicians pushing for this think the effort and money they spent parenting are wasted if their kids turn out different from them.
You eliminate that possibility by eliminating the public existence of other kinds of people.
You eliminate that possibility by eliminating the public existence of other kinds of people.
This might be a hot take, but if parents are so concerned about what their kids see online, then they should actually do some damn parenting themselves instead of campaigning for governments to make things worse for everyone.
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
the actual Republican parents who support the politicians pushing for this think the effort and money they spent parenting are wasted if their kids turn out different from them.
You eliminate that possibility by eliminating the public existence of other kinds of people.
You eliminate that possibility by eliminating the public existence of other kinds of people.
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my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
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The bouncer at a club doesn't take a picture of my ID to store forever in the back where everyone can get in and take all those identities.
It's not about having to show someone you're an adult. They just want to log every fucking place you visit so they can sort you into a profile to influence.
It's not about having to show someone you're an adult. They just want to log every fucking place you visit so they can sort you into a profile to influence.
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
The bouncer at a club doesn't take a picture of my ID to store forever in the back where everyone can get in and take all those identities.
It's not about having to show someone you're an adult. They just want to log every fucking place you visit so they can sort you into a profile to influence.
It's not about having to show someone you're an adult. They just want to log every fucking place you visit so they can sort you into a profile to influence.
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Really funny how the ruling class keeps justifying infringing on our liberties with "we gotta protect the children" while bombing palestinian children, protecting a global billionaire network of child trafficking, and building measles infested children prisons
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Really funny how the ruling class keeps justifying infringing on our liberties with "we gotta protect the children" while bombing palestinian children, protecting a global billionaire network of child trafficking, and building measles infested children prisons
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if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
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Please Help 🧵
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Please Help 🧵
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I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.
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This man was murdered by an off-duty ICE agent and he has two young daughters who will not have the support of a father ever again. We can't raise even $300k for these girls?
Support a Black family during Black History Month!
Keith Porter, Jr.
Keith Porter, Jr.
Keith Porter, Jr.
Keith Porter, Jr.
Keith Porter, Jr.
Keith Porter, Jr.
Keith Porter, Jr.
Keith Porter, Jr.
Keith Porter, Jr.
Keith Porter, Jr.
Donate to Support for Keith Porter Jr. Daughters Future ❤️, organized by Franceola Armstrong
On New Year’s Eve, my life was forever changed when my son, Keith… Franceola Armstrong needs your support for Support for Keith Porter Jr. Daughters Future ❤️
www.gofundme.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This man was murdered by an off-duty ICE agent and he has two young daughters who will not have the support of a father ever again. We can't raise even $300k for these girls?
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this was funnier in my head
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
this was funnier in my head
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why hasn't ganondorf tried this before is he stupid
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
why hasn't ganondorf tried this before is he stupid
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me when i’m playing worms
DENMARK PRIME MINISTER: I HOPE THAT WE CAN AVOID MEASURES SUCH AS THE BAZOOKA
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
me when i’m playing worms
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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