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Maffis
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Honestly I love it. Jodah is absolute horseshit to play against but having Warrior of Light set up as a commander to play all your favorite FF characters in one absolutely busted deck is a certain brand of fun.
May 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Oh….. my….. gawd…… YALL 😭
April 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
These kids have the chance to do the funniest thing possible
Even Pete Hegseth’s kids know this isn’t going to end well…
April 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
every skeet about JD Vance killing the pope going viral like police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his OH home that he sold in 2013
April 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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yeah im going to Narnia, Narnia damn business
April 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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just found out about this. if you are distributing information under this government be very careful
March 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This article really doesn't do much justice to how well this guy showed us that all it would have taken was just a handful of people not rolling over when confronted with actual insanity to keep us from being in this fucking mess.
March 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Everything you own that's convenient has some way for some fascist lil fuck to find out what you're saying. Gather, gather strong, and gather in a way that social media won't be able to know.
If you’re helping resist in ANY way, do it quietly and leave your phone at home.

Organize offline. Use Signal if you absolutely have to have digital communications.

Social media has taught us to forgo discretion in an effort to get clicks and likes.

Discretion could save your life right now.
one of the most important things to learn, if you're out there doing things:

you don't get to talk about it.

you don't get to brag about it, you don't get to tell your friends, you don't get drinks bought for you in the bar off the story.

it's *always* shut the fuck up friday
March 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Hope this dude has the best fuckin time crushin them peebers
March 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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dudes rock
November 19, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Y'all if you haven't taken the time to give yourself a Marie Kondo declutter in your digital life, I highly highly highly recommend it. Bluesky is my only social media now and after some work I no longer have 40 emails per hour clogging up my gmail with nonsense marketing bullshit.
March 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Finally deactivated my FB and Insta accounts and fuck it truly feels amazing. Doing some major digital spring cleaning this year
March 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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This is the only thing that has made me laugh in like 3 months.
February 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Good morning everyone! We hit $550,000 over the night! We're going until 11:00am Pacific, so there's still 3 hours left!

💜💜💜
February 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I feel like I've always been a 1 on this scale and I'm okay with that
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
February 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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i can't take ketamine i owe daniel day lewis money i don't want to encounter him
February 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Commit the sin of empathy.
January 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hogfather Audiobook on Spotify and Marvel Rivals kinda night
December 19, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Cozy hangs in the living room with The Unexplained Files is peak Novembering
November 23, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Going from customer service to assisting the blind is something I should have done fuckin ages ago
January 11, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I can't wait to be back in town, moved in with my partner. I think it just might be the upcoming Summer of Mathis 2024
January 8, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Ya boi gonna be THE guy next summer when I break out to y'all how good pickled walnuts are
December 3, 2023 at 9:28 AM