Relish today and ketchup tomorrow.

the dow was down so many points today that many players for the chicago bears turned on the tv and said “is that the score of my team at halftime, playing without me? i need to get over there or I’ll get fined” and dove directly into the screen thinking the game was taking place inside the tv itself

posture check

His greed sickens me

“what?”

HAVING A THINK

It's so nice to see these birds away from city bins and in their natural environment.
Australian ibis at Bald Hill Beach.

There are eight living species of pelican and ours are, naturally, Australian pelicans (Pelecanus conspicillatus).
This is the only type we see here. I think they are the best looking species - but I may be biased 😊

Someone came out of the yarn room

five incredible words

SEAN EVANS: so tell us about this exciting new project of yours

KARL MARX, SWEATING: well sean i have to say im just really stoked to share this essay that i think makes a strong case for my claims about historical materialism and—WHEW that’s spicy oh man how do you guys EAT this stuff haha—

Apparently someone on red note asked how much people pay for healthcare in China and they said now we know why they are blocking the internet from you

what are thooooose

that doink bounces out if dan snyder still owns the team

Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately