Lys
@lysanderish.bsky.social
[She/He] Est. 1992 | Queer af | AuDHD | Married
I write for the fun of it and sometimes I draw, too. I like dogs, possums, cooking, and womenn who can just kill me. Not everything I post is going to be sfw and I would rather minors didn't follow me.
I write for the fun of it and sometimes I draw, too. I like dogs, possums, cooking, and womenn who can just kill me. Not everything I post is going to be sfw and I would rather minors didn't follow me.
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Lys
@lysanderish.bsky.social
· Sep 3
I SHOULD PROLLY MAKE A PINNED POST.
Hi, I'm Lys. I'm your friendly PNW gay trans trash cat masquerading as a functional adult.
I am currently writing about VALE, her 2 DEMON BOYFRIENDS, her PUNK BAND, & her GHOST PROBLEMS.
Art by @ketirz.bsky.social. No, we still haven't figured out Gavin's tats
Hi, I'm Lys. I'm your friendly PNW gay trans trash cat masquerading as a functional adult.
I am currently writing about VALE, her 2 DEMON BOYFRIENDS, her PUNK BAND, & her GHOST PROBLEMS.
Art by @ketirz.bsky.social. No, we still haven't figured out Gavin's tats
Ruin a movie by replacing one world in the title with the word "Sausage"
Howl's Moving Sausage
Runner up:
Kiki's Delivery Sausage
Howl's Moving Sausage
Runner up:
Kiki's Delivery Sausage
Ruin a movie by replacing one world in the title with the word "Sausage"
A Goofy Sausage
A Goofy Sausage
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with the word "sausage"
How the Grinch Stole Sausage
How the Grinch Stole Sausage
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Ruin a movie by replacing one world in the title with the word "Sausage"
Howl's Moving Sausage
Runner up:
Kiki's Delivery Sausage
Howl's Moving Sausage
Runner up:
Kiki's Delivery Sausage
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#1 ON ITUNES, WORLD WIDE
GREAT ANTHEM FOR OUR TIMES BRUCE.
GREAT ANTHEM FOR OUR TIMES BRUCE.
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 AM
#1 ON ITUNES, WORLD WIDE
GREAT ANTHEM FOR OUR TIMES BRUCE.
GREAT ANTHEM FOR OUR TIMES BRUCE.
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Gyoza dumpling
(2021)
(2021)
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Gyoza dumpling
(2021)
(2021)
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Fun fact I read the minotaur milking book recently.
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Fun fact I read the minotaur milking book recently.
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Did @arithebunny.bsky.social up as a scene girlie at her request. Skeb comm!
January 30, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Did @arithebunny.bsky.social up as a scene girlie at her request. Skeb comm!
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Oh no
Oh no
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Oh no
Oh no
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thinking about baby's first anti-colonialist piece of media during this year of the horse
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
thinking about baby's first anti-colonialist piece of media during this year of the horse
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30s is better for fandom because now you have big girl money to spend on your stupid waifus
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 6:26 PM
30s is better for fandom because now you have big girl money to spend on your stupid waifus
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Confronted Congressman Tom Suozzi, one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000.
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Hey mature content creators! Don't forget to inform your followers to turn on their settings so they can view your work!
July 16, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Hey mature content creators! Don't forget to inform your followers to turn on their settings so they can view your work!
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About 15 pairs of hands relay your packages before they get to you.
Imagine if you could find every single person who handled your package and gather them in one place. And then they could all touch the package together and take a photo, I guess. Then they kiss, maybe.
Imagine if you could find every single person who handled your package and gather them in one place. And then they could all touch the package together and take a photo, I guess. Then they kiss, maybe.
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 AM
About 15 pairs of hands relay your packages before they get to you.
Imagine if you could find every single person who handled your package and gather them in one place. And then they could all touch the package together and take a photo, I guess. Then they kiss, maybe.
Imagine if you could find every single person who handled your package and gather them in one place. And then they could all touch the package together and take a photo, I guess. Then they kiss, maybe.
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January 27, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
www.theverge.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
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After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 PM
After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
Dayum he melted
January 27, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Dayum he melted
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Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
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ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month.
Statement from Standing Rock:
Statement from Standing Rock:
January 25, 2026 at 9:03 PM
ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month.
Statement from Standing Rock:
Statement from Standing Rock:
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January 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM