Lovely Cosmic
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People still doing RGB lighting on their computers? Gay lmao
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
People still doing RGB lighting on their computers? Gay lmao
Cauliflower? Aw gee I dunno can they text instead?
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cauliflower? Aw gee I dunno can they text instead?
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
When I was a kid I cried once because I thought the trick rabbit was sweet and should be allowed to have some trix
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
When I was a kid I cried once because I thought the trick rabbit was sweet and should be allowed to have some trix
“Polly want a cracker?” -A stereotypical phrase associated with communicating with parrots
“Poly want a cracker?” -My pickup line when I hit on throuples
“Poly want a cracker?” -My pickup line when I hit on throuples
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Polly want a cracker?” -A stereotypical phrase associated with communicating with parrots
“Poly want a cracker?” -My pickup line when I hit on throuples
“Poly want a cracker?” -My pickup line when I hit on throuples
So I’m not sure if this has been pointed out before, but compare the ‘70s Monchichi dolls to modern Labubu dolls and you tell me if it’s a coincidence
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So I’m not sure if this has been pointed out before, but compare the ‘70s Monchichi dolls to modern Labubu dolls and you tell me if it’s a coincidence
I think a company like Betty Crocker should lean in to the fact that people use their products to make weed brownies. Make a mix that has these two properties:
-add powdered egg and oil, so it’s “just add water” for when you’re feeling lazy
-flavor designed to mask weed taste
-add powdered egg and oil, so it’s “just add water” for when you’re feeling lazy
-flavor designed to mask weed taste
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think a company like Betty Crocker should lean in to the fact that people use their products to make weed brownies. Make a mix that has these two properties:
-add powdered egg and oil, so it’s “just add water” for when you’re feeling lazy
-flavor designed to mask weed taste
-add powdered egg and oil, so it’s “just add water” for when you’re feeling lazy
-flavor designed to mask weed taste
I thought I was living in the moment but it turns out I was just having premonitions of flashbacks and there’s some sort of temporal deviation in my existence that makes setting the clocks for daylight savings time very confusing. Thank god it’s Friday
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I thought I was living in the moment but it turns out I was just having premonitions of flashbacks and there’s some sort of temporal deviation in my existence that makes setting the clocks for daylight savings time very confusing. Thank god it’s Friday
Man, the internet used to be mostly nerds with commonly shared interests. But every year since the nineties it’s just gotten progressively more toxic and illiterate. The tipping point was when old people figured out how to use facebook.
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Man, the internet used to be mostly nerds with commonly shared interests. But every year since the nineties it’s just gotten progressively more toxic and illiterate. The tipping point was when old people figured out how to use facebook.
You ever getso drunk c uh vnhb vacant jeep your euro open
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You ever getso drunk c uh vnhb vacant jeep your euro open
I’m Professor Penis Scientist and I’m here to suck dick and do science and I’m all out of science
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m Professor Penis Scientist and I’m here to suck dick and do science and I’m all out of science
guess who’s drunk
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
guess who’s drunk
Watching an ad for a 1 min long short film that’s 1 and a half minutes long because I’m an idiot
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Watching an ad for a 1 min long short film that’s 1 and a half minutes long because I’m an idiot
Remy is seducing this carrot, but there is no straight way for a dude to fuck a carrot, confirming that Remy is gay
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Remy is seducing this carrot, but there is no straight way for a dude to fuck a carrot, confirming that Remy is gay
Me: “Google, what’s the difference between a French omelette and an American omelette?”
Google: “WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW, ENABLE LOCATION DATA I NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, EXACT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE”
Google: “WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW, ENABLE LOCATION DATA I NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, EXACT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE”
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Me: “Google, what’s the difference between a French omelette and an American omelette?”
Google: “WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW, ENABLE LOCATION DATA I NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, EXACT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE”
Google: “WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW, ENABLE LOCATION DATA I NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, EXACT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE”
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Drives me crazy that The Pokémon Company won’t rerelease their Game Boy games on Switch 2 or hell even mobile, given they’re probably among the most emulated/bootlegged/pirated games of all time. Like, they don’t even have to be on NSO, they could sell them separately. Why leave money on the table?
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Drives me crazy that The Pokémon Company won’t rerelease their Game Boy games on Switch 2 or hell even mobile, given they’re probably among the most emulated/bootlegged/pirated games of all time. Like, they don’t even have to be on NSO, they could sell them separately. Why leave money on the table?
If you didn’t already know, there is a switch on your ceiling fan that controls the direction it spins. In the winter, you should switch it to clockwise and spin at the lowest speed. This recirculates the warm air that rises to the ceiling.
The switch is on the housing below the blades
The switch is on the housing below the blades
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If you didn’t already know, there is a switch on your ceiling fan that controls the direction it spins. In the winter, you should switch it to clockwise and spin at the lowest speed. This recirculates the warm air that rises to the ceiling.
The switch is on the housing below the blades
The switch is on the housing below the blades
Ok I’m gonna say it I’m gonna say it I’m gonna say itMETROID OTHER M WAS ACTUALLY GOOD
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ok I’m gonna say it I’m gonna say it I’m gonna say itMETROID OTHER M WAS ACTUALLY GOOD
Specifically getting drooled on. Not spat on, although that’s nice too. But being drooled on. Aw yeah. Write it down just in case you ever meet me and you wanna impress me, just drool on yourself and me.
I’m sorry I’m like this
I’m sorry I’m like this
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Specifically getting drooled on. Not spat on, although that’s nice too. But being drooled on. Aw yeah. Write it down just in case you ever meet me and you wanna impress me, just drool on yourself and me.
I’m sorry I’m like this
I’m sorry I’m like this
Yknow, just drooling everywhere? Like guys just drooling all over the place? Spitting in your mouth and licking and slobbering your face and getting it all over the both of you? Not vore, just wet slobber??
Does that not push a button in your brain like it does for me?
Does that not push a button in your brain like it does for me?
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Yknow, just drooling everywhere? Like guys just drooling all over the place? Spitting in your mouth and licking and slobbering your face and getting it all over the both of you? Not vore, just wet slobber??
Does that not push a button in your brain like it does for me?
Does that not push a button in your brain like it does for me?
Feet fetishes are cool but Im way into mouths (especially big drooling mouths and/or overbites.) I think it’s odd that my fetish seems less common than feet. You never just see someone and go “I wish they were drooling all over themselves like a fool”?
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Feet fetishes are cool but Im way into mouths (especially big drooling mouths and/or overbites.) I think it’s odd that my fetish seems less common than feet. You never just see someone and go “I wish they were drooling all over themselves like a fool”?
People don’t talk about how good this game was enough and it pisses me off. RERELEASE PLEASE
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
People don’t talk about how good this game was enough and it pisses me off. RERELEASE PLEASE
“I don’t care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!”
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
“I don’t care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!”
I love this so much. Honestly I feel like Fox probably gets along with Slippy more than anyone else, total bros
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I love this so much. Honestly I feel like Fox probably gets along with Slippy more than anyone else, total bros