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Conditioned by the Psilocybin Deep State
Pinned
Fine it’s Post Your Man session up in here for National Boyfriend Day:
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Working from home, and brushing my hair before the conference call because I'm convinced they can tell by my speaking voice.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Throwing a ham through the laser trap to cut it into perfect bite sized pieces
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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not my photo, i would never use a *spits* dell laptop for personal use
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Sometimes I get delayed because I stay like this for a long time
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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It’s a Wallace eat gromit world out there kid
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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43 cliff racers lined up above you slowly descending, the fewest number of cliff racers ever recorded in morrowind
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Rotating an air fryer in my head rn
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just gonna start blaming my runaway biodaddy for everything — he oughta be useful for at least *one* thing in my life, yeah? Scapegoat.
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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If #XKCD 2347 was made today …

(via social.linux.pizza/@latenightow...)
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Bluesky denizens, how do I overcome like a decade of mean world syndrome by this weekend? I have job interviews
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
*primal whooping*
Goldfrapp have unveiled the expanded 20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition of their third studio album 'Supernature' (2005) featuring B-sides, remixes & live radio sessions | Listen to this special edition here: album.ink/GoldfrappSuper
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Also fuck The Emperor??? You don’t wanna do things his shady way and he’s just straight up like, “I have no choice but to join the Netherbrain” and saunters through a portal to Kiki it up with the baddies. Like bitch??? Felt so good killing him in the end.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Minthara confuses tf outta me as a paladin, maybe I’m just too sold on the idea of a vanilla lawful good trope or something but girlie advocates for slavery, has zero issue slurping down additional illithid parasites,,,, like *who* do you serve as a higher power exactly???
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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my most butlerian jihad coded belief is that we should probably make it illegal – and more importantly, we should work toward a cultural consensus that it is immoral – to design a computer program whose interface uses the first person
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Seeing “Do you identify by your legal gender?” on job applications just makes my blood boil — are you implying that any gender is *illegal*?

Im here to sell my labor for a pittance, not affirm you and your Fox News reality with my cisgender body. Fuck off!
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Yeah I don’t really give a fuck how the planets are feeling rn, I WILL be manifesting myself into better conditions at breakneck speed. I evoke kefitzat haderech in leaving my old self for a new one.

*slices the air with an athame*
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Everything is $100 now. Meal w/drinks: 100 dollars, small bag of groceries: buddy, that'll be 100 dollars. Any tool under the sun? You're not gonna believe this but it's at leas 1 hundred dollars.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I really feel like we should have jus tstopped "improving" a lot of things after we got them right.

Like, once we made fiestaware without lead there is no real need for other kinds of dishes.

Or email clients- we should have just stopped with eudora.

Or the IBM model M keyboard
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Investigating Orin’s murders in Baldurs Gate was a hard pass for me and now here I am, staring down the stalwart door to the temple of bhaal, sheepishly looking up how to open it and realizing that I have to trek back to the surface world to round up an annoying ass quest line
a close up of a woman 's face with vidu in the bottom right corner
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with vidu in the bottom right corner
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November 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
disappointed that astarion immediately gets so power drunk after his vampire ascension but it's not like we didn't just explode and slice the piss out of everyone up the sword coast,,,
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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It's still funny how for Oblivion they were like "we wanted to make a game where you aren't the chosen one, you're just a schmuck who helps the chosen one" and it's like within 2 minutes of the game Patrick Stewart is doing your natal chart and insisting you're his death doula and holy consigliere.
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Natasha Beddingfield was 1000% an industry plant, but what I don’t get is how a Rascal Flatts feature is what ended her tenure on the radio so abruptly
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Idk how landlords aren’t getting carved tf up right now, like there’s your hyperfattened Christmas ham right there
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
About to move in next door to my best friend of 3 years, with my boyfriend of a mere 2 months lmao. But I’m more stressed about financial logistics than I am on matters of the heart. I’ve been trying to make this move a reality for a better part of this year, go figure it lands in December.
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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[smoking a joint laced with PCP] fonts are software, man
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM