Lucas Wagner
@lucas.monster
Canadian on loan to California, cargo bike commuter. (That's my Tern GSD R14 in my profile banner, on a bike camping trip.)
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God damn. It’s a rare day that you don’t just see something well executed, but something you’ve literally never seen before.
"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
God damn. It’s a rare day that you don’t just see something well executed, but something you’ve literally never seen before.
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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DMing a Columbo RPG and constantly yelling at my players for metagaming because they know who the killer is
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
DMing a Columbo RPG and constantly yelling at my players for metagaming because they know who the killer is
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A now-former employee of the studio says the timing of the closure is "awfully suspicious." www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Ubisoft closes Halifax studio, 71 employees affected | CBC News
Software company Ubisoft has closed its Halifax studio, putting 71 staff members out of work.
www.cbc.ca
January 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
A now-former employee of the studio says the timing of the closure is "awfully suspicious." www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Not enough chatbots these days have an Achilles buttock.
January 5, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Not enough chatbots these days have an Achilles buttock.
1. I'd put "information I don't know whether it's true or false" in that category.
2. Constantly.
3. Not as much as I did when I was younger.
4. Yes.
5. Not about facts. I sometimes lie to myself about my feelings to calm myself down ("it wasn't actually that bad, you're not that mad about this").
2. Constantly.
3. Not as much as I did when I was younger.
4. Yes.
5. Not about facts. I sometimes lie to myself about my feelings to calm myself down ("it wasn't actually that bad, you're not that mad about this").
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 AM
1. I'd put "information I don't know whether it's true or false" in that category.
2. Constantly.
3. Not as much as I did when I was younger.
4. Yes.
5. Not about facts. I sometimes lie to myself about my feelings to calm myself down ("it wasn't actually that bad, you're not that mad about this").
2. Constantly.
3. Not as much as I did when I was younger.
4. Yes.
5. Not about facts. I sometimes lie to myself about my feelings to calm myself down ("it wasn't actually that bad, you're not that mad about this").
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A horse walks into a bar.
"Why the long face?" asks the barman.
"Your lungs hold around 5 litres" replies the horse. "Mine hold 50. I can breathe in almost two THOUSAND litres of air a minute. Big lungs need big noses and big mouths, which need long faces. Centaurs? They'd fucking suffocate, mate"
"Why the long face?" asks the barman.
"Your lungs hold around 5 litres" replies the horse. "Mine hold 50. I can breathe in almost two THOUSAND litres of air a minute. Big lungs need big noses and big mouths, which need long faces. Centaurs? They'd fucking suffocate, mate"
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
A horse walks into a bar.
"Why the long face?" asks the barman.
"Your lungs hold around 5 litres" replies the horse. "Mine hold 50. I can breathe in almost two THOUSAND litres of air a minute. Big lungs need big noses and big mouths, which need long faces. Centaurs? They'd fucking suffocate, mate"
"Why the long face?" asks the barman.
"Your lungs hold around 5 litres" replies the horse. "Mine hold 50. I can breathe in almost two THOUSAND litres of air a minute. Big lungs need big noses and big mouths, which need long faces. Centaurs? They'd fucking suffocate, mate"
1. Sometime early growing up, before my teens.
2. I think my sense of humour has evolved over time as a whole, not just for irony. I don't think I could point to a specific instance of something ironic becoming more enjoyable over time.
2. I think my sense of humour has evolved over time as a whole, not just for irony. I don't think I could point to a specific instance of something ironic becoming more enjoyable over time.
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
1. Sometime early growing up, before my teens.
2. I think my sense of humour has evolved over time as a whole, not just for irony. I don't think I could point to a specific instance of something ironic becoming more enjoyable over time.
2. I think my sense of humour has evolved over time as a whole, not just for irony. I don't think I could point to a specific instance of something ironic becoming more enjoyable over time.
I heard rumours that The Wax & Wane had ceased publication back in the 1920s to prevent copies from being transmitted over the wirephoto and radiofax. Glad to hear of its return!
December 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I heard rumours that The Wax & Wane had ceased publication back in the 1920s to prevent copies from being transmitted over the wirephoto and radiofax. Glad to hear of its return!
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🎄🔫👕OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE👕🔫🎄
Episode 102: Hard Die
Episode 102: Hard Die
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
🎄🔫👕OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE👕🔫🎄
Episode 102: Hard Die
Episode 102: Hard Die
“We skydive… into the SkyDome.”
(I was lucky enough to get to see this movie early last month. It's incredible. If you liked the frantic energy and offbeat moments of BlackBerry you'll enjoy this.)
(I was lucky enough to get to see this movie early last month. It's incredible. If you liked the frantic energy and offbeat moments of BlackBerry you'll enjoy this.)
NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE - Official Teaser - In Select Theaters February 13
YouTube video by NEON
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December 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
“We skydive… into the SkyDome.”
(I was lucky enough to get to see this movie early last month. It's incredible. If you liked the frantic energy and offbeat moments of BlackBerry you'll enjoy this.)
(I was lucky enough to get to see this movie early last month. It's incredible. If you liked the frantic energy and offbeat moments of BlackBerry you'll enjoy this.)
D&D, 4th edition. I built a HyperCard stack to keep track of my character sheet.
December 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
D&D, 4th edition. I built a HyperCard stack to keep track of my character sheet.
I miss the days when the server would come by with a tray of apps (and folders and documents) for the table.
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I miss the days when the server would come by with a tray of apps (and folders and documents) for the table.
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Heartbreaking and horrifying to go to bed reading about the mass shooting at Brown University and wake up to read about the mass shooting at a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach. Thinking of the victims, their loved ones, and those affected by the hate that drove these attacks.
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Heartbreaking and horrifying to go to bed reading about the mass shooting at Brown University and wake up to read about the mass shooting at a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach. Thinking of the victims, their loved ones, and those affected by the hate that drove these attacks.
Few people brighten up my day like @ellenteapot.ca does.
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Few people brighten up my day like @ellenteapot.ca does.
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Today is the National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence against Women. On this day, we honour those killed and injured during the École Polytechnique tragedy, and all women who experience violence. It is also a day to commit to ending gender-based violence.
École Polytechnique Tragedy (Montreal Massacre)
On 6 December 1989, a man entered a mechanical engineering classroom at Montreal’s École Polytechnique armed with a semi-automatic weapon. After separating t...
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December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Today is the National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence against Women. On this day, we honour those killed and injured during the École Polytechnique tragedy, and all women who experience violence. It is also a day to commit to ending gender-based violence.
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
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in this house, we love and respect the AVATAR franchise by Sir Big Jim Cameron
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
in this house, we love and respect the AVATAR franchise by Sir Big Jim Cameron
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Thanks to whomever suggested using a kayak lift ($30) for raising my cargo bike for service. No more cursing while trying to remove and install wheels.
Now, it's time to put on studded tires.
Now, it's time to put on studded tires.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Thanks to whomever suggested using a kayak lift ($30) for raising my cargo bike for service. No more cursing while trying to remove and install wheels.
Now, it's time to put on studded tires.
Now, it's time to put on studded tires.
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DEALER: "good morning! the town awakens to find that Lucas folded overnight, and the Ace of Diamonds was found in the River"
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
DEALER: "good morning! the town awakens to find that Lucas folded overnight, and the Ace of Diamonds was found in the River"