Luarvik L. Luarvik
@luarvik.bsky.social
Board Certified Senate Historian
my gender is a secret, so any pronouns are welcome
EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO
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Ghais Guevara - The Old Guard Is Dead (Live Video)
YouTube video by Ghais Guevara
youtu.be
Turns out music might be good sometimes??
On Her Majesty's Civil Service
make a bond movie casual
leafraker
leafraker
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
On Her Majesty's Civil Service
my parents gave laura some very nice headphones and now she can't hear me and won't acknowledge me smdh
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
my parents gave laura some very nice headphones and now she can't hear me and won't acknowledge me smdh
I'm wishing a merry Christmas to all who DON'T celebrate! And what the fuck are you gonna do about it, huh??
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm wishing a merry Christmas to all who DON'T celebrate! And what the fuck are you gonna do about it, huh??
The thousand injuries of Tiny Tim I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The thousand injuries of Tiny Tim I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.
The dice in Culdcept Saga for the Xbox 360 are not random. If you save your game and then roll, and then load the save and roll again, it will always be the same roll. Game of the century imho.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
December 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The dice in Culdcept Saga for the Xbox 360 are not random. If you save your game and then roll, and then load the save and roll again, it will always be the same roll. Game of the century imho.
You don't have to go to work, but you won't really enjoy anything you do instead: I give "Having The Flu" one and a half star.
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You don't have to go to work, but you won't really enjoy anything you do instead: I give "Having The Flu" one and a half star.
i guess, unlike the rest of you, I'm not a damned SINNER
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i guess, unlike the rest of you, I'm not a damned SINNER
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tbh this is my gift to everyone. the full list of names from fighting baseball which brought you such hits as Sleve McDicheal and Todd Bonzales and Dwigt Rortugal
this is my gift to you, @cheatlines.co
1994 Fighting Baseball (SNES) Japan Full Rosters
docs.google.com
August 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
tbh this is my gift to everyone. the full list of names from fighting baseball which brought you such hits as Sleve McDicheal and Todd Bonzales and Dwigt Rortugal
big boobs, cool!
sex with everone
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
big boobs, cool!
i don't know if oregon has one of these exactly, but about 70% of the sodas people are mentioning in the replies are super easy to find in oregon, because oregon is a magpie for regional junk food from other places
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i don't know if oregon has one of these exactly, but about 70% of the sodas people are mentioning in the replies are super easy to find in oregon, because oregon is a magpie for regional junk food from other places
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People in the replies are getting mad at me for not accounting for every circumstance 🙄 but obviously if a younger child or toddler who couldn't reach the pedals got in it should lock the doors and initiate self-driving mode with acceleration correlated to panic in the child's voice 🤨
Cars should be designed so you can never exceed the local speed limit unless you're under 18 and unlicensed because then it's obviously an emergency
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
People in the replies are getting mad at me for not accounting for every circumstance 🙄 but obviously if a younger child or toddler who couldn't reach the pedals got in it should lock the doors and initiate self-driving mode with acceleration correlated to panic in the child's voice 🤨
when I was a kid we rented this from blockbuster, and like every movie we rented, we made a copy of it, and I watched it all the time. Between this and Patriot Games, I had a really overblown sense of how much I needed to worry about the IRA.
This movie has everything. Tommy Lee jones in an awful Irish accent. Lloyd bridges as Jeff bridges father with an also awful Irish accent. A lot of U2.
I tell ya, it’s great!
I tell ya, it’s great!
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
when I was a kid we rented this from blockbuster, and like every movie we rented, we made a copy of it, and I watched it all the time. Between this and Patriot Games, I had a really overblown sense of how much I needed to worry about the IRA.
are all office jobs like this now? just kindergarten shit all the time? am i the only one who hates it and feels like it's insanely infantilizing? where did this all come from, didn't office parties used to have booze?
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
are all office jobs like this now? just kindergarten shit all the time? am i the only one who hates it and feels like it's insanely infantilizing? where did this all come from, didn't office parties used to have booze?
Routine has great vibes and aesthetics and the story seems interesting but goddamn it is just not fun to actually play. Every gameplay mechanic seems fine tuned to be as clumsy as possible, I assume to add "tension," but in effect it's just annoying?
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Routine has great vibes and aesthetics and the story seems interesting but goddamn it is just not fun to actually play. Every gameplay mechanic seems fine tuned to be as clumsy as possible, I assume to add "tension," but in effect it's just annoying?
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Once again reminding everyone that I'm extremely pro-porn and I think that porn is one of the fundamental forms of expression worth protecting.
You protect porn first and everything else follows, but you protect porn first
You protect porn first and everything else follows, but you protect porn first
A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Once again reminding everyone that I'm extremely pro-porn and I think that porn is one of the fundamental forms of expression worth protecting.
You protect porn first and everything else follows, but you protect porn first
You protect porn first and everything else follows, but you protect porn first
carmageddon is, like, 4th down the list of car combat franchises I'd like to see revived, but whatever it's better than nothing!
Carmageddon: Rogue Shift - Official Trailer (early 2026 PC/PS5/Xbox Series/Switch 2) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mFm...
store.steampowered.com/app/1712100/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1712100/...
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
carmageddon is, like, 4th down the list of car combat franchises I'd like to see revived, but whatever it's better than nothing!
fun new way to catch a 7 day ban
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
fun new way to catch a 7 day ban
me and my friends in middle school trying to figure out how to make the nudity cheat code work in Tomb Raider 2 (there wasn't one)
What was your first adult/NSFW video game encounter?
Do you have a funny story, or remember a playground rumor?
My answer:
Overhearing my older brothers and cousins talking about a way to remove the nudity censor from first Sims game on PC. My young eyes couldn't believe it when I finally saw.
Do you have a funny story, or remember a playground rumor?
My answer:
Overhearing my older brothers and cousins talking about a way to remove the nudity censor from first Sims game on PC. My young eyes couldn't believe it when I finally saw.
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
me and my friends in middle school trying to figure out how to make the nudity cheat code work in Tomb Raider 2 (there wasn't one)
i have two coworkers who seem to spend
all day
every day
talking about pokemon
all day
every day
talking about pokemon
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i have two coworkers who seem to spend
all day
every day
talking about pokemon
all day
every day
talking about pokemon
nobody ever asks questions when I tell them my profession (rodeo clown)
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
nobody ever asks questions when I tell them my profession (rodeo clown)
wow, for the first time in my life I have 7 figures in my savings account. if you count the cents.
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
wow, for the first time in my life I have 7 figures in my savings account. if you count the cents.
"none pizza, left beef" would more effectively communicate the dnc platform imho
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"none pizza, left beef" would more effectively communicate the dnc platform imho