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Luarvik L. Luarvik
@luarvik.bsky.social
Board Certified Senate Historian
my gender is a secret, so any pronouns are welcome

EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO
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Turns out music might be good sometimes??
Ghais Guevara - The Old Guard Is Dead (Live Video)
YouTube video by Ghais Guevara
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is it just me or is the steam store REALLY bad on the steam deck? clunky and hard to find what you're looking for, but also, like, it seems kinda broken about what games it shows where?
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I want to join the party of people "cancelling Nitro" in response to the Discord age verification bullshit, except I don't really know what "Nitro" is or why I would ever have wanted it in the first place.
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
This is because he's scared of getting poisoned, right?
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.

To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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WE DID IT!!! Thank you so so so much, from me and the kitties whose lives you've just changed.

And here's your reward... Our newest Merry Moggy, HAMHAM!
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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John Carpenter walks into a pitch meeting and writes "VAMPIRE$" on a white board. He waits a beat, then carefully erases the | from the dollar sign turning it into "VAMPIRES." The studio execs go wild.
January 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
this book is set in Portland and the audiobook narrator keeps saying "Gliss-awn" smdh
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
copper mine went dry
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Basically any Tony Scott/Denzel Washington movie. You can just pick one out of a hat, they're all highly dad-coded and good as hell.
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I am regularly reminded that the scout troop I was in as a kid was extremely atypical in the best possible way, it eschewed basically all of the worst parts of the organization and emphasized all the best. For example, I didn't know until today that the scouts had a partnership with the military.
Breaking news: The Pentagon issued a warning to Scouting America, formerly known as the Boy Scouts, saying the organization risks losing its long-standing partnership with the U.S. military unless it rapidly implements “core value reforms.”
Pentagon warns Scouts to restore ‘core values’ or lose military support
The relationship dates back decades, but Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has criticized the organization for allowing girls to join and changing its name from Boy Scouts.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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🎵 If you want to find the anti-tank shell,
I know where it is,
I know where it is,
I know where it is. 🎵

www.militarytimes.com/veterans/mil...
Frenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rear
The shell, unexploded at the time of removal, resulted in the evacuation of the hospital, with an EOD squad called to clear the area.
www.militarytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
oh god I left my headphones at home. I'm gonna have to work while being able to hear my coworkers. i might actually die
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
WinCo is great, pride of the NW and all that, but the lines can be kinda slow and sometimes you end up stuck next to an old guy that can't wait to share his thoughts on "the orientals"
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Sound up for rumbles
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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Ghanian poster for HELLRAISER (1987)
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Okay but here's the thing: Morrowind is the last game Bethesda made that was actually mechanically fun to play, and it absolutely still is. Their games since then have their strengths, but none of those strengths are "engaging with the gameplay mechanics."
January 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Corrected version, update your records as necessary
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Anyone want to buy my idea for the next Heated Rivalry? It's a steamy historical drama about King James I of England and his Assorted Twinks. I'll let you have it for $40mil
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 AM