Luarvik L. Luarvik
@luarvik.bsky.social
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Ghais Guevara - The Old Guard Is Dead (Live Video)
YouTube video by Ghais Guevara
youtu.be
Turns out music might be good sometimes??
i made this as a joke but honestly it has gradually become the 2028 prediction I am most confident of
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i made this as a joke but honestly it has gradually become the 2028 prediction I am most confident of
I don't envy the poor cashiers who are going to spend the next couple years trying to explain Swedish rounding to increasingly red-faced and furious Americans
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don't envy the poor cashiers who are going to spend the next couple years trying to explain Swedish rounding to increasingly red-faced and furious Americans
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This is why I love Just King Things 🚙🏨🤡
@rangedtouch.bsky.social's Michael Lutz:
"Obviously I'm marrying Christine, because it's what she deserves;
I'm killing the Overlook Hotel, and
I will fuck Pennywise, because there's, uh, there's a LOT of room for what might happen there"
@rangedtouch.bsky.social's Michael Lutz:
"Obviously I'm marrying Christine, because it's what she deserves;
I'm killing the Overlook Hotel, and
I will fuck Pennywise, because there's, uh, there's a LOT of room for what might happen there"
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is why I love Just King Things 🚙🏨🤡
@rangedtouch.bsky.social's Michael Lutz:
"Obviously I'm marrying Christine, because it's what she deserves;
I'm killing the Overlook Hotel, and
I will fuck Pennywise, because there's, uh, there's a LOT of room for what might happen there"
@rangedtouch.bsky.social's Michael Lutz:
"Obviously I'm marrying Christine, because it's what she deserves;
I'm killing the Overlook Hotel, and
I will fuck Pennywise, because there's, uh, there's a LOT of room for what might happen there"
Reposted by Luarvik L. Luarvik
it's wild that vapes get marketed as a quit smoking aid: they literally remove a bunch of the downsides of cigarettes! if anything, they encourage you to smoke MORE
genuine advice from a bitch who has helped like a Bunch of people reduce or fully quit nicotine
swapping from cigs to vapes full on almost never works for reducing your nicotine intake in my experience. every time ive seen it attempted the intake either stays static or increases actually
swapping from cigs to vapes full on almost never works for reducing your nicotine intake in my experience. every time ive seen it attempted the intake either stays static or increases actually
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
it's wild that vapes get marketed as a quit smoking aid: they literally remove a bunch of the downsides of cigarettes! if anything, they encourage you to smoke MORE
I'm not gonna say what I'm thinking right now. but I absolutely am thinking it and I hope you are too!
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm not gonna say what I'm thinking right now. but I absolutely am thinking it and I hope you are too!
spiders are cool as hell
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
spiders are cool as hell
hope you're all ready for some spider posting
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
hope you're all ready for some spider posting
they seem to have fixed this for the most part. i think the RR events are still harder than they were in Paradise, but they're doable now.
hmm, these road rage events seem really badly balanced? it only seems to spawn 3 opponents at a time, and after you clear a group it spawns the next 3 way ahead of you and going top speed, so you end up spending way more time trying to chase them down than you actually earn for the takedowns
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
they seem to have fixed this for the most part. i think the RR events are still harder than they were in Paradise, but they're doable now.
oh neat, they're the same kind of harmless (tho at times, startlingly large) house spiders we have all over here! the ones that people love to declare are "brown recluses" (those don't live around here) or "hobo spiders" (those are harmless too)
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
oh neat, they're the same kind of harmless (tho at times, startlingly large) house spiders we have all over here! the ones that people love to declare are "brown recluses" (those don't live around here) or "hobo spiders" (those are harmless too)
this is just @corybutcher.bsky.social
In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
this is just @corybutcher.bsky.social
They're as confident as I am that GTA6 is not coming out next year
Don't miss a shred of information. Wishlist Marvel's Wolverine, coming Fall 2026.
➡️ insom.games/MW-Wishlist
➡️ insom.games/MW-Wishlist
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
They're as confident as I am that GTA6 is not coming out next year
does anyone out there have a spare €80k they could throw my way
an impossibly rare variant with impossibly good upholstery? folks it’s Sunday and this is a Primatist-esque combination
en.classicopen.eu/cars-for-sal...
en.classicopen.eu/cars-for-sal...
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
does anyone out there have a spare €80k they could throw my way
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an impossibly rare variant with impossibly good upholstery? folks it’s Sunday and this is a Primatist-esque combination
en.classicopen.eu/cars-for-sal...
en.classicopen.eu/cars-for-sal...
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
an impossibly rare variant with impossibly good upholstery? folks it’s Sunday and this is a Primatist-esque combination
en.classicopen.eu/cars-for-sal...
en.classicopen.eu/cars-for-sal...
small friend waiting to greet me as I came home today. still in her halloween costume but she gets a pass because she's a fuckin spider
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
small friend waiting to greet me as I came home today. still in her halloween costume but she gets a pass because she's a fuckin spider
My money is still firmly on "scott dilbert does not actually have cancer," but I think there's decent odds he ends up with cancer for real after whatever scheme gets cooked up here
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My money is still firmly on "scott dilbert does not actually have cancer," but I think there's decent odds he ends up with cancer for real after whatever scheme gets cooked up here
I was never gonna buy this game anyway, but now I can feel smugly self-righteous about it
BREAKING: Yesterday Grand Theft Auto VI maker Rockstar Games fired dozens of people, all of whom were involved in union efforts. A British union calls it "blatant and ruthless" union-busting. Take-Two Interactive says it was due to misconduct.
Here's the scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Here's the scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto’ Studio Accused of Union Busting After Firings
Union says 30 and 40 people were terminated. Rockstar Games’ parent company cites ‘gross misconduct’
www.bloomberg.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I was never gonna buy this game anyway, but now I can feel smugly self-righteous about it
come the fuck on bluesky, what the fuck are we doing here
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
come the fuck on bluesky, what the fuck are we doing here
Wreckreation first impressions: who the hell is this lady?? This isn't DJ Atomica. SMDH!
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Wreckreation first impressions: who the hell is this lady?? This isn't DJ Atomica. SMDH!
this whole franchise has bad vibes imho, and not the good fun kinda bad vibes you want from horror movies. I'd say I didn't understand it's popularity, except I do, because it's obviously a cynical attempt to manufacture a marketable mascot-based franchise. hope she gets paid, and paid good.
The Star Behind One of the Most Gruesome 'Terrifier' Kills Is Suing the Filmmakers
The Star Behind One of the Most Gruesome 'Terrifier' Kills Is Suing the Filmmakers
Catherine Corcoran, whose character was massacred in the original film, has filed a lawsuit against Damien Leone and others.
gizmodo.com
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
this whole franchise has bad vibes imho, and not the good fun kinda bad vibes you want from horror movies. I'd say I didn't understand it's popularity, except I do, because it's obviously a cynical attempt to manufacture a marketable mascot-based franchise. hope she gets paid, and paid good.
every time I see this cover art, I think how weird it is that his headband seems to conform perfectly to the furrow of his brow. is it glued down? is it sculpted???
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VGP $54 buff.ly/G8VzPOc
PNP Games buff.ly/otV7vi9
PS5 used $49.99 GameFly buff.ly/b69NTdj #ad
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
every time I see this cover art, I think how weird it is that his headband seems to conform perfectly to the furrow of his brow. is it glued down? is it sculpted???
This is incredible, and the best part, to me, is that it is not in ANY way a game. This is less of a game than the fake games kids play on Law & Order. This is less of a game than the first person sequence in the Doom movie.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is incredible, and the best part, to me, is that it is not in ANY way a game. This is less of a game than the fake games kids play on Law & Order. This is less of a game than the first person sequence in the Doom movie.
Seems like a good time for a general reminder that if you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't!
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Seems like a good time for a general reminder that if you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't!