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Luarvik L. Luarvik
@luarvik.bsky.social
Board Certified Senate Historian
my gender is a secret, so any pronouns are welcome

EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO
i made this as a joke but honestly it has gradually become the 2028 prediction I am most confident of
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
truly staggering number lf red flags under this assholes name
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
this one was building her web in our bean arch (no beans at present) that goes over our front walk. directly at face height. i hope i remember she's there tomorrow morning!
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
every fall our house becomes spider city. mostly we get these cross orbweavers, and they get huge. this one is on the larger side of medium I'd say?
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
spiders are cool as hell
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
whaaaaat i thought they degendered the pickles! we have that brand where I'm from but they just look like this:
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i also made one for @clppng.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
small friend waiting to greet me as I came home today. still in her halloween costume but she gets a pass because she's a fuckin spider
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
come the fuck on bluesky, what the fuck are we doing here
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i think it's important to also note, as a point of comparison, what dean koontz looked like in the 80s
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
funnybooks:
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
non-fiction:
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
fiction:
October 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i was looking at great blue heron pictures for tattoo references and i discovered that gbh chicks look... like this
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
imho the bigger issue is that this does not look like a real tattoo. there's none of the redness or ooze that you would expect from a tattoo that can't be more than 24 hours old. also it's WRINKLED like a fuckin stick-on
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i gotchu
October 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
that one's pretty good but personally, i prefer this one:
October 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
like?????
October 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
???
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I'm eating this kiwifruit skin and all and if you don't like it you can help yourself to some
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM