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Loud Abby
@loudabby.bsky.social
Weirdo and nerd. I think I’m funny.
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looks aren’t everything; I have many other flaws as well
July 30, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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girl are you the Barbie Movie because wow a lot of men are angry that you weren’t specifically created to appeal to them
July 23, 2023 at 10:43 PM
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I hope to never become the main character.

I am happy being the town NPC that gives strange advice and non sequitur when you interact with him
July 24, 2023 at 2:29 AM
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Lack of third spaces has created social media as a logical solution for the innate desire to communicate with others. We all show our ass way more than we would in real life though which is why it quite often ends up as such a net negative for a lot of folks. Be cool on here and it ain’t bad at all.
weird take but i think "getting off social media" is a bad thing if you don't have, like, irl places to go. at least you're sort of socializing and interacting here, instead of watching hours of youtube videos of unfunny dudes picking apart advertisements
July 24, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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anyone: HBO changing to MAX was the worst rebranding ever

elon: Challenge accepted
July 24, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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I will keep screaming at the top of my lungs on how I am not going to accept this space where I saw romance and friendship form and people finding community, go to shit from techno liberterian, rich, naive, anti-authoritian assholes at the top.

BlueSky you have no more second chances. Speak up.
July 13, 2023 at 3:07 PM
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The account is still up and is targeting BlackSky members.

@rudyfraser.com do yo thing on the feed.
Someone else can do the alt-text, I don't have the heart.

This one has follows, and was reposting A MONTH AGO?

This is even worst than the 14 days.

Nah I demand a paycheck at this point by BlueSky.

Yall are FOUL.
July 13, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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[every social media platform]

CEO: how do we address racism
EMPLOYEE: [raises hand] we do not
C: [tents fingers] go on
July 13, 2023 at 4:08 PM
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I WILL FUCKING GO BACK TO MYSPACE IF THIS DOES NOT WORK OUT
July 13, 2023 at 4:17 PM
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If you're enjoying Bluesky and you don't want it to turn into the cesspool of hate that Twitter did, you best speak up now. Cut that 'I don't know what to say' shit out and amplify Black and queer voices, because the BS team ain't listening to us.
July 13, 2023 at 8:49 AM
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ok i’m ready for the next international maritime calamity. i’ve read everything the internet has to offer on submarines so what’s the next thing
July 11, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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Reminding myself that I deserve good things as a prank. Communicating what I need as a joke. Asserting my boundaries as a bit. Refusing to accept less than I am worthy of because it would be funny.
July 12, 2023 at 2:48 AM
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Fellas, take it from the guy who had the honor of playing the friendzone’s most iconic denizen: if you’ve spent your life thinking women are exotic creatures who’ll never understand, empathize or truly be your friend,

you are tragically missing out.
the myth of the friendzone still perpetuates and because of that, men miss out on the actual value that comes from being good friends with the opposite sex. There’s so much insight to be had from seeing the world from the opposite of your perspective and most young men don’t see obvious value
July 11, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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I think my favorite thing about Bluesky isn't just that everyone is horny and weird on main; it's that being horny and weird on main never comes up as a reason not to take someone seriously otherwise.
July 11, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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Horrors of 21st century modernity: receiving numerous happy birthday messages, but all from companies that I did not realize should even have access to my birth date information.
July 12, 2023 at 12:21 AM
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sorry i can’t be her (cloveless garlic)
July 12, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Manning the fire tonight. Hestia would proud
July 12, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Does American cheese that thick even melt? I thought it was made of wax
Burger King Thailand has introduced “The Real Cheeseburger,” a bun filled with as many as 20 slices of American cheese and no meat

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/11/business/thailand-burger-king-cheeseburger-intl-hnk/index.html
July 12, 2023 at 2:40 AM
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DATE: I want someone that likes to live dangerously

ME: [regularly eats bagged salad even though it's recalled more often than any other food] Danger is my middle name
July 9, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Just impressed my nephew with my instant knowledge of how many minutes are in a year. And they said my musical education would never amount to anything.
July 9, 2023 at 4:09 AM
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it’s so funny to me that twitter could have been, like, the nazi bar and also functional. instead it’s the nazi bar and also a worthless piece of shit. like on one hand they made a nazi bar but on the other hand they set fire to the nazi bar. who’s the real antifa now
July 7, 2023 at 2:05 AM
I tried to introduce myself to a bartender in my hometown in MA, and she looked at me with such suspicion, like why are you trying to learn my name?? You stalking me??? I miss Nola.
July 8, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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Whatever the opposite of FOMO is, I feel that about Threads
July 7, 2023 at 12:27 AM