🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
@lordoflemons.bsky.social
✨Perpetually Tired✨️ Multi-Fandom | WangXian Brainrot | All dynamics | 🔞MDNI | Eng/Esp | She/Her | 30s 🍉
No alt, no repost
Pfp by: Damcho | Banner: Cool World
#ThreadFic #AO3fic #prompt #WangXian #MDZS
https://lemonssourteafields.straw.page
No alt, no repost
Pfp by: Damcho | Banner: Cool World
#ThreadFic #AO3fic #prompt #WangXian #MDZS
https://lemonssourteafields.straw.page
Pinned
🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
@lordoflemons.bsky.social
· Oct 16
Making a pinned post of all my ongoing #threadfics to guilt myself to finish them lol
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
I will never let an opportunity pass by to plug #WordOfHonorButWeird!!
The spirit of #WordOfHonor condensed into BRLILLIANT 3mins clips.
To heal our soul and give us what we NEED.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
The spirit of #WordOfHonor condensed into BRLILLIANT 3mins clips.
To heal our soul and give us what we NEED.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
Oh examples prompt? sure! Here are some:
"I'd like art of child WangXian playing in the snow together"
"1 top!LWJ NSFW friends to lovers modern AU Fic please. No Mpreg"
"Can I have a fic where WWX's blindfold falls off during the Phoenix Mountain kiss?"
"I'd like art of child WangXian playing in the snow together"
"1 top!LWJ NSFW friends to lovers modern AU Fic please. No Mpreg"
"Can I have a fic where WWX's blindfold falls off during the Phoenix Mountain kiss?"
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Oh examples prompt? sure! Here are some:
"I'd like art of child WangXian playing in the snow together"
"1 top!LWJ NSFW friends to lovers modern AU Fic please. No Mpreg"
"Can I have a fic where WWX's blindfold falls off during the Phoenix Mountain kiss?"
"I'd like art of child WangXian playing in the snow together"
"1 top!LWJ NSFW friends to lovers modern AU Fic please. No Mpreg"
"Can I have a fic where WWX's blindfold falls off during the Phoenix Mountain kiss?"
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
![YOUR RING CAMERA IS AN ICE AGENT
[a drawing of a ring camera with an ice agent dragging a person away in its field of vision]
"In October of 2025, Amazon's Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, and the navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without a warrant. Unplug Ring! Melt ICE! Protect your neighbors!
See: https://blog.ring.com/about-ring/ring-expands-community-requests-to-additional-community-safety-partners/
https://www.404media.co/ice-secret-service-navy-all-had-access-to-flocks-nationwide-network-of-cameras/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9MwZkHiMQ
https://www.aclum.org/campaigns-initiatives/get-the-flock-out-resource-guide/](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2aefnvhb3zmkrazk67dppxw/bafkreic7teyeocg7k5qcqxnc666k7clyiislh2zfi6iopcz6fs3e3lt6xy@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
Modern AU where Xie Lian is a siren (bird variety) abandoned by his mother as a baby.
It takes a long time to piece together that his adoptive family, all his friends, and everyone he’s ever dated were all lured by his voice—but when he does, he resolves to never talk again.
It takes a long time to piece together that his adoptive family, all his friends, and everyone he’s ever dated were all lured by his voice—but when he does, he resolves to never talk again.
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Modern AU where Xie Lian is a siren (bird variety) abandoned by his mother as a baby.
It takes a long time to piece together that his adoptive family, all his friends, and everyone he’s ever dated were all lured by his voice—but when he does, he resolves to never talk again.
It takes a long time to piece together that his adoptive family, all his friends, and everyone he’s ever dated were all lured by his voice—but when he does, he resolves to never talk again.
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
January 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
Pre-orders now open for volume three of the manhua adaptation of Her Mountain, Her Sea
January 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Pre-orders now open for volume three of the manhua adaptation of Her Mountain, Her Sea
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
It’s here! An 8k word bonus chapter about WWX superfans A-Qing and Mianmian on a quest to find and befriend their new concert buddy who is totally, definitely WWX’s boyfriend!
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/45079345/chapters/204277606
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/45079345/chapters/204277606
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It’s here! An 8k word bonus chapter about WWX superfans A-Qing and Mianmian on a quest to find and befriend their new concert buddy who is totally, definitely WWX’s boyfriend!
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/45079345/chapters/204277606
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/45079345/chapters/204277606
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
Cops at her front door, holding a phone to her face, asking if that's her Facebook account.
What the fuck are we doing here?
What the fuck are we doing here?
A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Cops at her front door, holding a phone to her face, asking if that's her Facebook account.
What the fuck are we doing here?
What the fuck are we doing here?
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
ATTENTION!! Welcome message with event instructions has now gone out to everyone who signed up. If you have not gotten the instructions message please double check your twt/blsky DMs. If you do not see them please DM us ASAP.
NOTE: Without them you cannot take part in the gotcha!
NOTE: Without them you cannot take part in the gotcha!
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 AM
ATTENTION!! Welcome message with event instructions has now gone out to everyone who signed up. If you have not gotten the instructions message please double check your twt/blsky DMs. If you do not see them please DM us ASAP.
NOTE: Without them you cannot take part in the gotcha!
NOTE: Without them you cannot take part in the gotcha!
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
Movie pitch: Amazon driver who just needs to sing and organizes his fellow drivers into a singing union, starring Kevin Bacon, working title “Loose Lips.”
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Movie pitch: Amazon driver who just needs to sing and organizes his fellow drivers into a singing union, starring Kevin Bacon, working title “Loose Lips.”
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
ICE abducted a man in minneapolis on january 6. by january 14, he was dead in a concentration camp in texas.
victor manuel diaz was 36 years old. they say he did it to himself. ICE murdered him.
victor manuel diaz was 36 years old. they say he did it to himself. ICE murdered him.
Man arrested by ICE in Minneapolis dies while under federal agency's custody in Texas
A 36-year-old man who was arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Minneapolis died while under the custody of federal law enforcement in Texas on Wednesday, according to the agency.
www.cbsnews.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
ICE abducted a man in minneapolis on january 6. by january 14, he was dead in a concentration camp in texas.
victor manuel diaz was 36 years old. they say he did it to himself. ICE murdered him.
victor manuel diaz was 36 years old. they say he did it to himself. ICE murdered him.
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
*gently pulling the gardener away from the haunted corn maze* please, you're hoeing the scares
January 19, 2026 at 4:25 AM
*gently pulling the gardener away from the haunted corn maze* please, you're hoeing the scares
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
my stance on dragonfucking vs animal transformation is kind of the same as my werewolf in wolf form post. yes i am still thinking about dragons okay. i have more to say about them but im embarrassed because i made a whole thing about not being a dragonfucker
January 19, 2026 at 3:56 AM
my stance on dragonfucking vs animal transformation is kind of the same as my werewolf in wolf form post. yes i am still thinking about dragons okay. i have more to say about them but im embarrassed because i made a whole thing about not being a dragonfucker
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
🥰
🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰
Flirt Alert! by murmurcury Podfic by @esbielle.bsky.social
A fun fluffy WangXian college AU
Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/64901272
Podfic:
archiveofourown.org/works/773372...
Flirt Alert! by murmurcury Podfic by @esbielle.bsky.social
A fun fluffy WangXian college AU
Fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/64901272
Podfic:
archiveofourown.org/works/773372...
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
🥰
The Invisible Mother (2018) had some cool effects. Visually a fun movie to watch. Story-wise? I'm sad
January 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The Invisible Mother (2018) had some cool effects. Visually a fun movie to watch. Story-wise? I'm sad
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
“Everyone warns you about making choices that will set you against your clan for love but no-one warns you about the depraved sexual desires you develop.” ~ Lan Wangji, probably
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
“Everyone warns you about making choices that will set you against your clan for love but no-one warns you about the depraved sexual desires you develop.” ~ Lan Wangji, probably
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
(frantic but earnest) and what if cang qiong mountain sect was a professional bdsm organization and each "peak" represented different branches and specialties of kink and the peak lords were the ultimate masters of the specialties of their peaks
January 18, 2026 at 9:32 PM
(frantic but earnest) and what if cang qiong mountain sect was a professional bdsm organization and each "peak" represented different branches and specialties of kink and the peak lords were the ultimate masters of the specialties of their peaks
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
Please excuse this occasional entry into my "HOLY CATS YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS" #donghua exhortation but
#BeyondTimesGaze y'all
this story is so, so SO damn good
It's just started so now is the perfect time to start
Er Gen's writing!
Gorgeous art!
A kid you'll want to adopt!
#donghua
#BeyondTimesGaze y'all
this story is so, so SO damn good
It's just started so now is the perfect time to start
Er Gen's writing!
Gorgeous art!
A kid you'll want to adopt!
#donghua
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Please excuse this occasional entry into my "HOLY CATS YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS" #donghua exhortation but
#BeyondTimesGaze y'all
this story is so, so SO damn good
It's just started so now is the perfect time to start
Er Gen's writing!
Gorgeous art!
A kid you'll want to adopt!
#donghua
#BeyondTimesGaze y'all
this story is so, so SO damn good
It's just started so now is the perfect time to start
Er Gen's writing!
Gorgeous art!
A kid you'll want to adopt!
#donghua
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by 🍋 Sour Tea 🍵
Selkie!Xian complains endlessly about Lan Wangji spoiling perfectly good fish (roasting, he was roasting the fish), so LWJ makes him sushi.
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Selkie!Xian complains endlessly about Lan Wangji spoiling perfectly good fish (roasting, he was roasting the fish), so LWJ makes him sushi.