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Ixchel 👁️😈🍄
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AU lover, occasionally NSFW, chronic procrastinator, English/Spanish

🧵 of memorable stuff https://bsky.app/profile/lamusadelils.bsky.social/post/3kckcavrv7z23
Thinking of a Mickey 17 AU where poor WWX is an expendable for the Wens and then one day he's supposed to die by the Xuanwu but he doesn't and when he comes back, his next copy (MXY) is already active, even though they're not supposed to be alive at the same time.
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Haha a lil earthquake to start the year
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
WWX surprises everyone –even himself– by visiting his hometown for the first time in years. He'll be in time for new year!

He's more surprised to find that not only LWJ is visiting home too (he comes back every year, because he's a filial child) but he told the townspeople he's dating WWX.
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Photographer WWX who isn't well liked among his adoptive family's circles because he went and used his very expensive education and fine art lessons to become a boudoir photographer.

They think it's vulgar, but WWX just likes the intimacy and honesty of it.
June 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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My headcanon for the day: Wangxian decide to adopt another baby when A-Yuan starts walking, so he can have a sibling near his age.

This whole parenting thing has turned out to be lovely and they think the second time will be easier.

Wrong.
May 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Teacherxian and single Dadji have never met, but WWX has heard enough about him from A-Yuan that when he stumbles upon a handsome man at the market he goes "oh you're the dad of one of my kids!"

LWJ: 😳 I will take responsibility!

WWX: I mean I'm A-Yuan's teacher

LWJ: 😬
August 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Shout-out to my discord friends for inspiring one of my fave headcanons: LWJ's dick is so big because he's trans and has enlarged his tdick with cultivation. He studied the diagrams and techniques, but has no reference for a normal size so he just keeps making it bigger.
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I have a lot of sensory issues that make it hard to brush my teeth without wanting to pull them out one by one, but recently I got a bunch of flavored toothpaste (for example: ice cream or berries) and a water flosser, and they sure make the process kinda tolerable 🪥
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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An exiled knight is forced to confront his king and former best friend... and the wife that was stolen from him. Together, they rehash the past that tore them apart.

books2read.com/u/4APvDq
sasseverett.itch.io/the-hand-tha...
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Hey folks, the animatic of the Yunmeng extra is finally done!

Took me a month to complete and more than 100 frames 🤣

Check it out on YouTube: youtu.be/2oZzgOYXTcc?...

#mdzs #wangxian
MDZS AD Yunmeng extra animatic
YouTube video by Oh My Stars
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Besides all the (correct) points others have made about how the use of ai in fanfic writing is unethical, anti-community, anti-creativity and environmentally damaging, I think we should simply consider: if they can't even bother to write it, why would anyone bother to read it?
June 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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top4top mutual thigh humping...
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I've been watching the Die Hard movies because tho I concede they can be Christmas movies as some people claim, my go-to movies for actual Christmas are the extended LOTR films.

Watching other 'Christmas classics' beforehand is my compromise.
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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haven’t seen much talk about the tai po fires on my timeline, so i collected some donation resources!

- crossroads foundation: www.crossroads.org.hk/tai-po-fire/
- sheng kung hui welfare council: donation.skhwc.org.hk/en/fund-dona...
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I just heard someone say "I just feel they're gonna prolapse from all the pressure" and I'm CACKLING. I'm sure he wanted to say "collapse" but this is way funnier.
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Modern Cultivation WangXian AU where to "get back" at Lan Wangji for rejecting him, Su She curses Lan Wangji to waste away without true loves kiss, thinking this will teach Lan Wangji for not loving anyone.

Lan Wangji tries to hide his curse for as long as he can but eventually
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
😂😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
So an unleashed dog tried to get to Melian and knocked me down in the process. Now I have a badly skinned knee in one leg and what seems like a lightly sprained ankle on the other 🥺

Of course the owner of the unleashed dog disappeared instantly.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Most of the fears I had about adulthood have not become true so far but one I hadn't even considered has: the fact that as time goes by, more and more of my acquaintances fall into one pseudoscientific belief or another.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I could smell something weird somewhere and couldn't find where it came from.

Turns out Sophie the dog decided to keep a stash of sliced fruit (that I give her as a treat) under the couch.

Ah, dogs.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️

#frankenstein #gdt

(what's wrong with me LOL)
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Fungi creature WWX going "I put the FUN in Fungi 😈"
Astrobiologist WWX studies the fungi that can survive in space, only for his spaceship to face some dramatic incident. He gets lost in space, alone, the fungi his only company for who knows how long.

Then he returns, but there's something different about him...
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A little #wangxianmian thought: WWX as LWJ & MM's dance instructor, helping them prepare their wedding dance number.

There's sparks on the dancefloor, with both of them. MM is a great dancer and has so much fun with WWX. LWJ is stiffer but very receptive to WWX's direction

💃🏻
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I was thinking of adding a nice little painting or illustration for my improvised entrance nook and I came to the conclusion that Truth coming out of her well can be just the thing to receive my guests.

Now I just need a nice print of it and an appropriate frame.
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM