Ixchel 👁️😈🍄
@lamusadelils.bsky.social
AU lover, occasionally NSFW, chronic procrastinator, English/Spanish
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Trying to replace the headband in my nicest headphones without having to do all that disassembling 😭
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Trying to replace the headband in my nicest headphones without having to do all that disassembling 😭
My body is a machine that turns all the liquids I consume into snot 🤧
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My body is a machine that turns all the liquids I consume into snot 🤧
So... I have a fuck ton of books. For the most part I just store them by size in whatever nook I find for them because my house is quite small and there's so many.
But if I wanted to keep a registry of them and start a more organized filing system, What would you recommend?
But if I wanted to keep a registry of them and start a more organized filing system, What would you recommend?
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
So... I have a fuck ton of books. For the most part I just store them by size in whatever nook I find for them because my house is quite small and there's so many.
But if I wanted to keep a registry of them and start a more organized filing system, What would you recommend?
But if I wanted to keep a registry of them and start a more organized filing system, What would you recommend?
Thinking of WWX and Mianmian actually dating because they're exploring together, to see if they like being in a relationship. It's a very loose arrangement, mostly they just do fun things together and talk a lot. It's comforting to have a person to share stuff with, y'know?
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Thinking of WWX and Mianmian actually dating because they're exploring together, to see if they like being in a relationship. It's a very loose arrangement, mostly they just do fun things together and talk a lot. It's comforting to have a person to share stuff with, y'know?
I installed a wifi mesh, let's hope this frees me from eternal device frustration
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I installed a wifi mesh, let's hope this frees me from eternal device frustration
WWX blowing raspberries in LWJ's abs.
(That's it, that's the tweet)
(I don't care if this is bluesky, I call them tweets anyway)
(That's it, that's the tweet)
(I don't care if this is bluesky, I call them tweets anyway)
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
WWX blowing raspberries in LWJ's abs.
(That's it, that's the tweet)
(I don't care if this is bluesky, I call them tweets anyway)
(That's it, that's the tweet)
(I don't care if this is bluesky, I call them tweets anyway)
Having to explain to tourists friends about the peeing monkeys for your head that you can buy at Chapultepec is always hilarious 😂 (and the monkey daycare when you visit the castle)
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Having to explain to tourists friends about the peeing monkeys for your head that you can buy at Chapultepec is always hilarious 😂 (and the monkey daycare when you visit the castle)
I don't picture LWJ as a vtuber really but it'd be funny if he did horror movie reactions where people recommend the scariest things just to try to catch a reaction out of his perpetual poker face.
Somehow fan WWX always recs the things that actually scare LWJ.
Somehow fan WWX always recs the things that actually scare LWJ.
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don't picture LWJ as a vtuber really but it'd be funny if he did horror movie reactions where people recommend the scariest things just to try to catch a reaction out of his perpetual poker face.
Somehow fan WWX always recs the things that actually scare LWJ.
Somehow fan WWX always recs the things that actually scare LWJ.
WWX was taken in but when it came to his birthdays, he never got a party.
He got a small generic cake and his siblings singing a birthday song to him. He got some gifts from friends, even received some cards at school.
He got a small generic cake and his siblings singing a birthday song to him. He got some gifts from friends, even received some cards at school.
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
WWX was taken in but when it came to his birthdays, he never got a party.
He got a small generic cake and his siblings singing a birthday song to him. He got some gifts from friends, even received some cards at school.
He got a small generic cake and his siblings singing a birthday song to him. He got some gifts from friends, even received some cards at school.
Thinking of WWX preparing his Halloween costumes (plural) weeks in advance, making sure everything looks perfect (either very lifelike, disgusting and/or funny).
Meanwhile LWJ dressed in white as usual but with fake rabbit ears and painted-on whiskers.
Meanwhile LWJ dressed in white as usual but with fake rabbit ears and painted-on whiskers.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Thinking of WWX preparing his Halloween costumes (plural) weeks in advance, making sure everything looks perfect (either very lifelike, disgusting and/or funny).
Meanwhile LWJ dressed in white as usual but with fake rabbit ears and painted-on whiskers.
Meanwhile LWJ dressed in white as usual but with fake rabbit ears and painted-on whiskers.
What if Wangxian adopt MXY and they obviously love spooky season because WWX is a certified Halloween Boy™, but MXY has never gone trick r treating/wore a Halloween costume, so now Wangxian spend the month leading up to Halloween helping him make his own first costume? 🥺
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What if Wangxian adopt MXY and they obviously love spooky season because WWX is a certified Halloween Boy™, but MXY has never gone trick r treating/wore a Halloween costume, so now Wangxian spend the month leading up to Halloween helping him make his own first costume? 🥺
WWX's partner breaks up with him because they got a crush on LWJ when they saw him at a party, so WWX copes by chatting with everyone at the party and teasing LWJ, which ends up with Wangxian getting married soon after.
The ex partner: 🤡
The ex partner: 🤡
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
WWX's partner breaks up with him because they got a crush on LWJ when they saw him at a party, so WWX copes by chatting with everyone at the party and teasing LWJ, which ends up with Wangxian getting married soon after.
The ex partner: 🤡
The ex partner: 🤡
WWX who loves to watch horror films because he loves spooky, creepy and scary things, but he always ends up crying because the ghost had a sad backstory or something like that. My boy has a lot of empathy for the dead 🥺
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
WWX who loves to watch horror films because he loves spooky, creepy and scary things, but he always ends up crying because the ghost had a sad backstory or something like that. My boy has a lot of empathy for the dead 🥺
Hehe I'm connected to the YLLZ
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hehe I'm connected to the YLLZ
Recently, I had to go no-contact with a family member and it's sad that it means also cutting down on contact with other people I care about, but it was necessary.
I'm fine for the most part but sometimes I want to share something with someone and I remember that now it's more complicated.
I'm fine for the most part but sometimes I want to share something with someone and I remember that now it's more complicated.
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Recently, I had to go no-contact with a family member and it's sad that it means also cutting down on contact with other people I care about, but it was necessary.
I'm fine for the most part but sometimes I want to share something with someone and I remember that now it's more complicated.
I'm fine for the most part but sometimes I want to share something with someone and I remember that now it's more complicated.
I tend to be wary of crime AUs because I simply can't get into the whole fiction crime aesthetic that most (usually white) folks cook up.
My one exception is heist AUs. My boy WWX was made for them. He's smart, chaotic and morally against art-hoarding millionaires.
My one exception is heist AUs. My boy WWX was made for them. He's smart, chaotic and morally against art-hoarding millionaires.
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I tend to be wary of crime AUs because I simply can't get into the whole fiction crime aesthetic that most (usually white) folks cook up.
My one exception is heist AUs. My boy WWX was made for them. He's smart, chaotic and morally against art-hoarding millionaires.
My one exception is heist AUs. My boy WWX was made for them. He's smart, chaotic and morally against art-hoarding millionaires.
I just saw a meme that was basically "Missionary so I can look you in the eye as I tell you all about class struggles and the revolution" and now I'm picturing grad student WWX putting that in his profile to be silly.
Most people just laugh but LWJ is like "Yes, please".
Most people just laugh but LWJ is like "Yes, please".
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I just saw a meme that was basically "Missionary so I can look you in the eye as I tell you all about class struggles and the revolution" and now I'm picturing grad student WWX putting that in his profile to be silly.
Most people just laugh but LWJ is like "Yes, please".
Most people just laugh but LWJ is like "Yes, please".
Cuando llega la temporada en que mucha gente ve Coco, me vuelve a dar coraje que toda la película se basa en que hay fronteras y trámites en el mundo de los muertos jaja. Imagínense a los pobres difuntos que tienen que trabajar en la aduana en el único día en que puedes volver
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Cuando llega la temporada en que mucha gente ve Coco, me vuelve a dar coraje que toda la película se basa en que hay fronteras y trámites en el mundo de los muertos jaja. Imagínense a los pobres difuntos que tienen que trabajar en la aduana en el único día en que puedes volver
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I love, support, and wholeheartedly agree with all “Wen Ning: kindergarten teacher” head canons. I also feel compelled to point out that his classroom management *will* need work in his first couple years on the job, based on this scene. 😂
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I love, support, and wholeheartedly agree with all “Wen Ning: kindergarten teacher” head canons. I also feel compelled to point out that his classroom management *will* need work in his first couple years on the job, based on this scene. 😂
Today I tried out this pan de muerto flavored ice cream (with a mini pan de muerto on top). Yummy!
Also they have the mini pan de muertos right there and they're so cute!
And they even have milkshakes, my mom had one and it was great.
A good day for a pan de muerto enjoyer.
Also they have the mini pan de muertos right there and they're so cute!
And they even have milkshakes, my mom had one and it was great.
A good day for a pan de muerto enjoyer.
October 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Today I tried out this pan de muerto flavored ice cream (with a mini pan de muerto on top). Yummy!
Also they have the mini pan de muertos right there and they're so cute!
And they even have milkshakes, my mom had one and it was great.
A good day for a pan de muerto enjoyer.
Also they have the mini pan de muertos right there and they're so cute!
And they even have milkshakes, my mom had one and it was great.
A good day for a pan de muerto enjoyer.
I wish I could go to every pan de muerto event in this city, but alas, there's simply no time and there's pan de muerto everywhere. Still, I'm going to several tastings of unusual pan de muerto versions and a pan de muerto fest.
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October 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I wish I could go to every pan de muerto event in this city, but alas, there's simply no time and there's pan de muerto everywhere. Still, I'm going to several tastings of unusual pan de muerto versions and a pan de muerto fest.
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Los mexicanos medimos la economía en picafresas
October 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Los mexicanos medimos la economía en picafresas
I just love it when Baxia is a temperamental cat that only likes LXC. I adore it when it's a tiny, perfectly groomed Pomeranian. I lose it when Baxia is an exotic, potentially dangerous pet that NMJ treats as harmless.
All the modern pet Baxias are good Baxias.
All the modern pet Baxias are good Baxias.
October 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I just love it when Baxia is a temperamental cat that only likes LXC. I adore it when it's a tiny, perfectly groomed Pomeranian. I lose it when Baxia is an exotic, potentially dangerous pet that NMJ treats as harmless.
All the modern pet Baxias are good Baxias.
All the modern pet Baxias are good Baxias.
Btw my recently posted rock band LQR headcanon originated as a different one that grew from a silly dream and I need to tell you all about it because it was hilarious:
October 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Btw my recently posted rock band LQR headcanon originated as a different one that grew from a silly dream and I need to tell you all about it because it was hilarious:
LQR is kind of a rebel in his youth. He befriends some very free-minded people, even plays in a rock band. They release a lone album and play at some venues; they have a promising future in the scene.
Then tragedy strikes and LQR goes back home to take care of his nephews.
Then tragedy strikes and LQR goes back home to take care of his nephews.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
LQR is kind of a rebel in his youth. He befriends some very free-minded people, even plays in a rock band. They release a lone album and play at some venues; they have a promising future in the scene.
Then tragedy strikes and LQR goes back home to take care of his nephews.
Then tragedy strikes and LQR goes back home to take care of his nephews.