Ixchel 👁️😈🍄
@lamusadelils.bsky.social
AU lover, occasionally NSFW, chronic procrastinator, English/Spanish
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In the end, the flower arrangements and other stuff they had booked for the funeral end up being used in the wedding because this is Wangxian and they have no restraint.
JC decides to recycle his funeral speech too because it was all about roasting his brother anyway.
JC decides to recycle his funeral speech too because it was all about roasting his brother anyway.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
In the end, the flower arrangements and other stuff they had booked for the funeral end up being used in the wedding because this is Wangxian and they have no restraint.
JC decides to recycle his funeral speech too because it was all about roasting his brother anyway.
JC decides to recycle his funeral speech too because it was all about roasting his brother anyway.
(Just picturing WWX arriving at a solemm and proper funeral home with a bright smile and proclaiming he wants to put the FUN in funeral, and LWJ being kicked in the chest by his sunny and playful disposition)
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
(Just picturing WWX arriving at a solemm and proper funeral home with a bright smile and proclaiming he wants to put the FUN in funeral, and LWJ being kicked in the chest by his sunny and playful disposition)
The treatment actually works, saving his life.
LWJ almost cries when WWX tells him he's cancelling his funeral because he's actually going to live.
He fell for WWX since he arrived at the funeral home asking for help planning his own funeral, and had been despairing about it.
LWJ almost cries when WWX tells him he's cancelling his funeral because he's actually going to live.
He fell for WWX since he arrived at the funeral home asking for help planning his own funeral, and had been despairing about it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The treatment actually works, saving his life.
LWJ almost cries when WWX tells him he's cancelling his funeral because he's actually going to live.
He fell for WWX since he arrived at the funeral home asking for help planning his own funeral, and had been despairing about it.
LWJ almost cries when WWX tells him he's cancelling his funeral because he's actually going to live.
He fell for WWX since he arrived at the funeral home asking for help planning his own funeral, and had been despairing about it.
He keeps planning his funeral because he wants to spend time with LWJ, but secretly he also makes arrangements for a consultation with renowned doctor WQ.
Turns out he had helped WQ's brother years ago, and she repays the favor by getting him a place in a clinical trial.
Turns out he had helped WQ's brother years ago, and she repays the favor by getting him a place in a clinical trial.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
He keeps planning his funeral because he wants to spend time with LWJ, but secretly he also makes arrangements for a consultation with renowned doctor WQ.
Turns out he had helped WQ's brother years ago, and she repays the favor by getting him a place in a clinical trial.
Turns out he had helped WQ's brother years ago, and she repays the favor by getting him a place in a clinical trial.
WWX isn't interested in seeking treatments, thinking it'd be ridiculous to make his adoptive family waste money on something unlikely to work. So he makes a lot of excuses and tells them all that he's not a candidate for any treatment.
But after meeting LWJ, he decides to try.
But after meeting LWJ, he decides to try.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
WWX isn't interested in seeking treatments, thinking it'd be ridiculous to make his adoptive family waste money on something unlikely to work. So he makes a lot of excuses and tells them all that he's not a candidate for any treatment.
But after meeting LWJ, he decides to try.
But after meeting LWJ, he decides to try.
That may work for the short term but I'm seriously considering learning a new system and start moving things around for organization's sake and not only considering the space.
Maybe the spreadsheet can be my starting point.
Maybe the spreadsheet can be my starting point.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
That may work for the short term but I'm seriously considering learning a new system and start moving things around for organization's sake and not only considering the space.
Maybe the spreadsheet can be my starting point.
Maybe the spreadsheet can be my starting point.
I figure it'd be nice to be able to find anything in a more reasonable way than "I think I remember this one was in the study, and that other one may be in the living room? Or the bedroom?"
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I figure it'd be nice to be able to find anything in a more reasonable way than "I think I remember this one was in the study, and that other one may be in the living room? Or the bedroom?"
For context: it's come to the point that I have acquired some books I already had, because they were lost somewhere in the back of a bookshelf or something.
I haven't counted them officially but I can guess it's close to or around 3k, maybe. (Yeah, I know, don't judge me plz).
I haven't counted them officially but I can guess it's close to or around 3k, maybe. (Yeah, I know, don't judge me plz).
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
For context: it's come to the point that I have acquired some books I already had, because they were lost somewhere in the back of a bookshelf or something.
I haven't counted them officially but I can guess it's close to or around 3k, maybe. (Yeah, I know, don't judge me plz).
I haven't counted them officially but I can guess it's close to or around 3k, maybe. (Yeah, I know, don't judge me plz).
Ohh I love her so much!
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ohh I love her so much!
Coda: WWX introduces Mianmian to his own bestie WQ during the wedding planning and it's his turn to gloat about his matchmaking skills.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Coda: WWX introduces Mianmian to his own bestie WQ during the wedding planning and it's his turn to gloat about his matchmaking skills.
When they get married, she uses her Maid of Honor privileges to sneak a little surprise into the honeymoon suite.
WWX and LWJ, giddy and blissful husbands, find a carefully wrapped set of red lingerie on the bedside table and laugh.
WWX and LWJ, giddy and blissful husbands, find a carefully wrapped set of red lingerie on the bedside table and laugh.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When they get married, she uses her Maid of Honor privileges to sneak a little surprise into the honeymoon suite.
WWX and LWJ, giddy and blissful husbands, find a carefully wrapped set of red lingerie on the bedside table and laugh.
WWX and LWJ, giddy and blissful husbands, find a carefully wrapped set of red lingerie on the bedside table and laugh.
Neither of them gave her the impression of being particularly demonstrative or clingy, but when they're together she just has to bear the second hand embarrassment.
She loves them, she reminds herself. She got them together. She can deal with their gross love.
She loves them, she reminds herself. She got them together. She can deal with their gross love.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Neither of them gave her the impression of being particularly demonstrative or clingy, but when they're together she just has to bear the second hand embarrassment.
She loves them, she reminds herself. She got them together. She can deal with their gross love.
She loves them, she reminds herself. She got them together. She can deal with their gross love.
Anyway, she manages to nudge them towards each other and it's absurdly easy. It's like they were pulled by magnets. How did she not notice before?
She's so proud. They're now inseparable and a little gross, which is an actual surprise.
She's so proud. They're now inseparable and a little gross, which is an actual surprise.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Anyway, she manages to nudge them towards each other and it's absurdly easy. It's like they were pulled by magnets. How did she not notice before?
She's so proud. They're now inseparable and a little gross, which is an actual surprise.
She's so proud. They're now inseparable and a little gross, which is an actual surprise.
"But what if he liked you? Would you wear that red lacy thing for him?" She jokes.
WWX blushes. He blushes! It's the first time she's seen it happen.
Mianmian wants to scream. Her two favorite people, her chance to be matchmaker and it's the most ridiculously easy task of her life.
WWX blushes. He blushes! It's the first time she's seen it happen.
Mianmian wants to scream. Her two favorite people, her chance to be matchmaker and it's the most ridiculously easy task of her life.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"But what if he liked you? Would you wear that red lacy thing for him?" She jokes.
WWX blushes. He blushes! It's the first time she's seen it happen.
Mianmian wants to scream. Her two favorite people, her chance to be matchmaker and it's the most ridiculously easy task of her life.
WWX blushes. He blushes! It's the first time she's seen it happen.
Mianmian wants to scream. Her two favorite people, her chance to be matchmaker and it's the most ridiculously easy task of her life.
She tries not to make obvious that the anticipation is killing her, but she's at the edge of her seat.
"Well, of course" He just says it like it's the most obvious thing in the world, and then he adds matter-of-factly "But he wouldn't date *me*. He dislikes me!"
"Well, of course" He just says it like it's the most obvious thing in the world, and then he adds matter-of-factly "But he wouldn't date *me*. He dislikes me!"
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
She tries not to make obvious that the anticipation is killing her, but she's at the edge of her seat.
"Well, of course" He just says it like it's the most obvious thing in the world, and then he adds matter-of-factly "But he wouldn't date *me*. He dislikes me!"
"Well, of course" He just says it like it's the most obvious thing in the world, and then he adds matter-of-factly "But he wouldn't date *me*. He dislikes me!"
She can't help laughing out loud. It can't be that easy, can it?
"Ohhhh, do you like him?"
"Well. He's Like That", he says, the capital letters obvious. "So pretty and serious and outwardly boring but actually a riot"
"That's a yes? You like him? Would you like to date him?"
"Ohhhh, do you like him?"
"Well. He's Like That", he says, the capital letters obvious. "So pretty and serious and outwardly boring but actually a riot"
"That's a yes? You like him? Would you like to date him?"
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
She can't help laughing out loud. It can't be that easy, can it?
"Ohhhh, do you like him?"
"Well. He's Like That", he says, the capital letters obvious. "So pretty and serious and outwardly boring but actually a riot"
"That's a yes? You like him? Would you like to date him?"
"Ohhhh, do you like him?"
"Well. He's Like That", he says, the capital letters obvious. "So pretty and serious and outwardly boring but actually a riot"
"That's a yes? You like him? Would you like to date him?"
After that, she tries to sneakily find out if WWX would be interested in her best friend.
"Remember when you said that some men are ridiculously pretty? What kind of men did you mean?", she asks casually one evening.
"Mmm. Like your friend, LWJ. His face is just gorgeous"
"Remember when you said that some men are ridiculously pretty? What kind of men did you mean?", she asks casually one evening.
"Mmm. Like your friend, LWJ. His face is just gorgeous"
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
After that, she tries to sneakily find out if WWX would be interested in her best friend.
"Remember when you said that some men are ridiculously pretty? What kind of men did you mean?", she asks casually one evening.
"Mmm. Like your friend, LWJ. His face is just gorgeous"
"Remember when you said that some men are ridiculously pretty? What kind of men did you mean?", she asks casually one evening.
"Mmm. Like your friend, LWJ. His face is just gorgeous"
"I'm bi. I discovered that recently. It's entirely possible to be attracted to more than one gender. Don't close that door just yet".
Later, when Mianmian goes home, she keeps thinking of LWJ's hopeful face after that conversation.
Uh. So her best friend is head over heels.
Later, when Mianmian goes home, she keeps thinking of LWJ's hopeful face after that conversation.
Uh. So her best friend is head over heels.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"I'm bi. I discovered that recently. It's entirely possible to be attracted to more than one gender. Don't close that door just yet".
Later, when Mianmian goes home, she keeps thinking of LWJ's hopeful face after that conversation.
Uh. So her best friend is head over heels.
Later, when Mianmian goes home, she keeps thinking of LWJ's hopeful face after that conversation.
Uh. So her best friend is head over heels.
LWJ only looks at her. "But... He's straight", he says sadly. A last objection, but probably the thing that eats at him the most.
Again, she can't reveal what WWX has told her in confidence, but she can talk about herself.
Again, she can't reveal what WWX has told her in confidence, but she can talk about herself.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
LWJ only looks at her. "But... He's straight", he says sadly. A last objection, but probably the thing that eats at him the most.
Again, she can't reveal what WWX has told her in confidence, but she can talk about herself.
Again, she can't reveal what WWX has told her in confidence, but she can talk about herself.
"I mean, you are very special. Outgoing, like him. And it didn't work between you". He doesn't elaborate, but Mianmian gets his meaning. He's so sweet.
"Aww, you're special too. And he does like spending time with you. I think it could work between you, if you're interested"
"Aww, you're special too. And he does like spending time with you. I think it could work between you, if you're interested"
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"I mean, you are very special. Outgoing, like him. And it didn't work between you". He doesn't elaborate, but Mianmian gets his meaning. He's so sweet.
"Aww, you're special too. And he does like spending time with you. I think it could work between you, if you're interested"
"Aww, you're special too. And he does like spending time with you. I think it could work between you, if you're interested"
"Would you like to... Try something, with him?" She asks tentatively.
He shakes his head. "He's.... He dated you"
"I don't have any problem with it, if you mean like, dating a friend's ex. If that's what worries you"
He shakes his head again.
He shakes his head. "He's.... He dated you"
"I don't have any problem with it, if you mean like, dating a friend's ex. If that's what worries you"
He shakes his head again.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Would you like to... Try something, with him?" She asks tentatively.
He shakes his head. "He's.... He dated you"
"I don't have any problem with it, if you mean like, dating a friend's ex. If that's what worries you"
He shakes his head again.
He shakes his head. "He's.... He dated you"
"I don't have any problem with it, if you mean like, dating a friend's ex. If that's what worries you"
He shakes his head again.