Caitlin is Tired
@looly.bsky.social
Bostonian, progressive, proud Jeopardy loser.
Incredibly rude, extremely aggressive, frankly unhinged.
https://abprogressives.beehiiv.com/
Incredibly rude, extremely aggressive, frankly unhinged.
https://abprogressives.beehiiv.com/
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“When Citizens United was decided in 2010, billionaires had spent $18 million on the 2000 election, $13M 2004 and $16M in 2008. Then came the deluge. In 2012 it was $231M, and nearly doubled again in next three election cycles —to $682M in 2016, $1.2 billion in 2020 and $2.6 billion in 2024.” Gift:
Opinion | Affordability and the ‘Epstein Class’ Will Define American Politics
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
“When Citizens United was decided in 2010, billionaires had spent $18 million on the 2000 election, $13M 2004 and $16M in 2008. Then came the deluge. In 2012 it was $231M, and nearly doubled again in next three election cycles —to $682M in 2016, $1.2 billion in 2020 and $2.6 billion in 2024.” Gift:
Our quad god is dressed vaguely in the pirate corsair style, and I'm here for it.
February 11, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Our quad god is dressed vaguely in the pirate corsair style, and I'm here for it.
i decided to put on the Olympics to unwind after a long and very shitty day, and they immediately busted in with kidnapping breaking news and like - I truly hope they find her, but can I please watch men in leotards skate for a bit? as a treat?
a man in a red shirt says i deserve a treat on snl
Alt: a man in a red shirt says i deserve a treat on snl (rami malek)
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
i decided to put on the Olympics to unwind after a long and very shitty day, and they immediately busted in with kidnapping breaking news and like - I truly hope they find her, but can I please watch men in leotards skate for a bit? as a treat?
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Once you notice society's base reluctance to refer to women as "geniuses" with the same frequency they do as men, no matter how talented or influential she may be, it's a thing you never really stop noticing.
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Once you notice society's base reluctance to refer to women as "geniuses" with the same frequency they do as men, no matter how talented or influential she may be, it's a thing you never really stop noticing.
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It occurs to me that being a billionaire must be an awful lot like having EVERY conversation with ChatGPT: Everything you say is a pearl of extraordinary insight, until you lose all realistic sense of your own capabilities.
This really is a very good piece. I think quite a lot lies behind it. First that the *actual* education of the likes of Musk etc is very superficial. Just enough Western Civ classes at elite universities for them to persuade themselves that they are talented intellects without any deep study.
One lesson of the Epstein emails is the total intellectual vacuousness of the international business elite
www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
It occurs to me that being a billionaire must be an awful lot like having EVERY conversation with ChatGPT: Everything you say is a pearl of extraordinary insight, until you lose all realistic sense of your own capabilities.
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, stop losing money you don't have on crypto plays and Polymarket and pay your goddamned child support.
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you may have your kid's name on a tattoo, but you don't have custody of the kid
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you really only have yourself to blame
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, stop losing money you don't have on crypto plays and Polymarket and pay your goddamned child support.
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i haven't spoken to him since he got us both kicked out of a very fancy vineyard tour.
February 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
i haven't spoken to him since he got us both kicked out of a very fancy vineyard tour.
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
Accurate, as I work while tearing up at the Opening Ceremonies.
The Winter Olympics are taking the place of candy from this @nedroid.com comic.
February 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Accurate, as I work while tearing up at the Opening Ceremonies.
Put a chip on my QB's shoulder right before the Superbowl?
Thank you sirs may I have another?
Thank you sirs may I have another?
Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel won Coach of the Year at the NFL Honors ceremony. Matthew Stafford beat out Drake Maye for NFL MVP. www.bostonherald.com/2026/02/05/p...
Patriots’ Mike Vrabel wins Coach of the Year; Drake Maye edged for MVP
Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel won Coach of the Year at the NFL Honors ceremony. Matthew Stafford beat out Drake Maye for NFL MVP.
www.bostonherald.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Put a chip on my QB's shoulder right before the Superbowl?
Thank you sirs may I have another?
Thank you sirs may I have another?
reporting this account for fraud; that is clearly a teddy bear.
This is Teddy. Despite his name, he is not actually a teddy bear that has come to life. Just happens to be an exceptionally soft and cute and cuddly little guy. 13/10 (IG: teddytheduke)
February 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
reporting this account for fraud; that is clearly a teddy bear.
you oughtta know this made me positively titter with glee.
Alanis Morissette’s Ironic, but more literary…
🎵And isn’t it Byronic
Don’t you think
It’s like Twain on your Hemingway
It’s a free McBride when you’ve already Kincaid
It’s the Malcolm Pryce that you just didn’t take
And Hughes would’ve thought, Dave Eggers🎵
🎵And isn’t it Byronic
Don’t you think
It’s like Twain on your Hemingway
It’s a free McBride when you’ve already Kincaid
It’s the Malcolm Pryce that you just didn’t take
And Hughes would’ve thought, Dave Eggers🎵
February 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
you oughtta know this made me positively titter with glee.
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Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires.
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires.
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
Women my age will pretend to hate Tulsi Gabbard for all kinds of reasons, but one of them is definitely ruining the 'grey streak' look.
February 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Women my age will pretend to hate Tulsi Gabbard for all kinds of reasons, but one of them is definitely ruining the 'grey streak' look.
Markey is holding down the fort to lots of applause at the @progressivemass.bsky.social annual meeting.
Curious to see what kind of reception his opponents get!
Curious to see what kind of reception his opponents get!
January 31, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Markey is holding down the fort to lots of applause at the @progressivemass.bsky.social annual meeting.
Curious to see what kind of reception his opponents get!
Curious to see what kind of reception his opponents get!
guys we've reached the point where they are releasing the Epstein files as a distraction from the other mess.
look at this picture of us!
look at this picture of us!
a toaster with a slice of toast sticking out of it and the words good night
Alt: a toaster with a slice of toast sticking out of it and the words good night. because we're toast.
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:57 PM
guys we've reached the point where they are releasing the Epstein files as a distraction from the other mess.
look at this picture of us!
look at this picture of us!
at this point i think it's a huge advantage that the Pats are in their white jerseys.
January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
at this point i think it's a huge advantage that the Pats are in their white jerseys.
Honestly I am not Minnesotan but I would 100% wear a T shirt that said "SUSPICIOUS HOT DISH" because frankly that's what I assume people say about me behind my back anyhow.
kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Honestly I am not Minnesotan but I would 100% wear a T shirt that said "SUSPICIOUS HOT DISH" because frankly that's what I assume people say about me behind my back anyhow.
Greg Bovino is what happens when you lock a Keebler Elf in a dark room with his eyes taped open, and Triumph of the Will on loop.
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Greg Bovino is what happens when you lock a Keebler Elf in a dark room with his eyes taped open, and Triumph of the Will on loop.
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📆 SAVE THE DATE 📆
Thrilled to announce our upcoming Community Defense Training with @ealmquist.bsky.social !
Learn about:
The state of ICE in MA
Preparing our Community for Safety
Knowing Your Rights
What to do if you See ICE
Supporting our Immigrant Community Members
Front-line organizations
Thrilled to announce our upcoming Community Defense Training with @ealmquist.bsky.social !
Learn about:
The state of ICE in MA
Preparing our Community for Safety
Knowing Your Rights
What to do if you See ICE
Supporting our Immigrant Community Members
Front-line organizations
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
📆 SAVE THE DATE 📆
Thrilled to announce our upcoming Community Defense Training with @ealmquist.bsky.social !
Learn about:
The state of ICE in MA
Preparing our Community for Safety
Knowing Your Rights
What to do if you See ICE
Supporting our Immigrant Community Members
Front-line organizations
Thrilled to announce our upcoming Community Defense Training with @ealmquist.bsky.social !
Learn about:
The state of ICE in MA
Preparing our Community for Safety
Knowing Your Rights
What to do if you See ICE
Supporting our Immigrant Community Members
Front-line organizations
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Orcanize!
I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Orcanize!
i love the onion but it terrifies me that Doug Burghum is gonna see this and be like "great idea" and eliminate one of my few remaining sources of joy.
i think i finally figured out how they're gonna turn me into the Joker.
i think i finally figured out how they're gonna turn me into the Joker.
Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships https://theonion.com/department-of-interior-bans-unlikely-animal-friendships/
January 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
i love the onion but it terrifies me that Doug Burghum is gonna see this and be like "great idea" and eliminate one of my few remaining sources of joy.
i think i finally figured out how they're gonna turn me into the Joker.
i think i finally figured out how they're gonna turn me into the Joker.
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“From birth to age eighteen a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on she needs cash.”
- Sophie Tucker, #botd in 1887
- Sophie Tucker, #botd in 1887
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
“From birth to age eighteen a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on she needs cash.”
- Sophie Tucker, #botd in 1887
- Sophie Tucker, #botd in 1887
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It definitely sounds like he may have “ruffalo’d” a few feathers at the White House.
White House issues scathing response to Mark Ruffalo's comments about 'lying' Vance and 'pedophile' Trump
Mark Ruffalo's comments on Donald Trump and JD Vance have sparked a response from the White House who labeled him as 'one of the worst actors'
www.unilad.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
It definitely sounds like he may have “ruffalo’d” a few feathers at the White House.