Longbottle
@longbottle.bsky.social
Dolphins, sci-fi, humor, insanity, techno-lust, atheism, music, ponies, gadgets, diesel cars and cats. Not necessarily in that order. Twitter Refugee.
Made sloppy joes and quiche for dinner tonight: www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/spin...
Classic French Spinach Quiche - Once Upon a Chef
TESTED & PERFECTED RECIPE – Made with heavy cream and Gruyère, this rich spinach quiche is classic French. Perfect for a special brunch!
www.onceuponachef.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Made sloppy joes and quiche for dinner tonight: www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/spin...
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difference between vulcans and elves
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
difference between vulcans and elves
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approximately three hundred of you have sent me this and you know what? Sure. I’ve got time today. Put 40 bulbs of garlic in my pasta, coming right up
September 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
approximately three hundred of you have sent me this and you know what? Sure. I’ve got time today. Put 40 bulbs of garlic in my pasta, coming right up
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There was a show called “My Possessed Pet” all about possessed pets and one episode was about a horse and I was like “Everything they’re describing as a symptom of possession is just called ‘being a horse.’”
January 15, 2026 at 10:35 AM
There was a show called “My Possessed Pet” all about possessed pets and one episode was about a horse and I was like “Everything they’re describing as a symptom of possession is just called ‘being a horse.’”
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My "What You Need To Know About Tear Gas" thread:
First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
My "What You Need To Know About Tear Gas" thread:
First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
A couple of days ago, I stopped at a Bank of America walk up ATM to get some cash. On the ground by some of the landscaping, was One of those Bibles that they hand out for free, and a devotional do you know you're going to heaven handout.
January 15, 2026 at 6:12 AM
A couple of days ago, I stopped at a Bank of America walk up ATM to get some cash. On the ground by some of the landscaping, was One of those Bibles that they hand out for free, and a devotional do you know you're going to heaven handout.
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I don't know how to convey to people that POLICING in the US is experienced by countless Black and brown people in the way that ICE is currently acting towards people.
January 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I don't know how to convey to people that POLICING in the US is experienced by countless Black and brown people in the way that ICE is currently acting towards people.
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
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"A.i." is not inevitable. We do not have to "learn how to live with it." It's a faulty, destructive, disinformation-pushing, environmentally destructive product pushed on us by right wing billionaires, and we can ALWAYS say HELL NO. gregpak.net/2025/12/19/i...
I’m an “A.i.” abolitionist - gregpak.net
I’m an “A.i.” abolitionist. No consumer-facing LLMs or generative “A.i.” in anything. Sure, machine learning in science and a f...
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January 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
"A.i." is not inevitable. We do not have to "learn how to live with it." It's a faulty, destructive, disinformation-pushing, environmentally destructive product pushed on us by right wing billionaires, and we can ALWAYS say HELL NO. gregpak.net/2025/12/19/i...
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Bandcamp has banned AI music.
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
Bandcamp Bans AI Music
AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the AI-generated psych-rock band the Velvet Sundown and the AI-generated metalcore band Broken Avenue racking up streams on Spotify? R...
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January 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Bandcamp has banned AI music.
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
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Let’s talk about abolishing ICE.
Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
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Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
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January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Let’s talk about abolishing ICE.
Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
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Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
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New research has discovered that a neural circuit may explain procrastination. Scientists were able to disrupt this connection using a drug. www.wired.com/story/neuros...
A Brain Mechanism Explains Why People Leave Certain Tasks for Later
New research has discovered that a neural circuit may explain procrastination. Scientists were able to disrupt this connection using a drug.
www.wired.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
New research has discovered that a neural circuit may explain procrastination. Scientists were able to disrupt this connection using a drug. www.wired.com/story/neuros...
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Wednesday is TRANSPHOBES ARE TRASH DAY!
Congratulations to those who celebrate this wonderful day.
Also, every other day is also Transphobes are Trash Day, I forgot to mention that.
Congratulations to those who celebrate this wonderful day.
Also, every other day is also Transphobes are Trash Day, I forgot to mention that.
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Wednesday is TRANSPHOBES ARE TRASH DAY!
Congratulations to those who celebrate this wonderful day.
Also, every other day is also Transphobes are Trash Day, I forgot to mention that.
Congratulations to those who celebrate this wonderful day.
Also, every other day is also Transphobes are Trash Day, I forgot to mention that.
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January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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How about now? Still feeling the love?
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
How about now? Still feeling the love?
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Wow. I didn’t know it was possible to BE this wrong about STAR TREK
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Wow. I didn’t know it was possible to BE this wrong about STAR TREK
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Picard management tip: Be willing to laugh at yourself, but unwilling to laugh at your coworkers.
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Picard management tip: Be willing to laugh at yourself, but unwilling to laugh at your coworkers.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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Fucking Austria, man…
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Fucking Austria, man…
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Any militaristic slogan is inappropriate for a civilian law-enforcement agency. They are here to serve the community, not to wage war. But the idea that they'll take collective revenge is absolutely beyond the pale.
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Any militaristic slogan is inappropriate for a civilian law-enforcement agency. They are here to serve the community, not to wage war. But the idea that they'll take collective revenge is absolutely beyond the pale.
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scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
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Bill, you dummy, that is a SMART napkin cartoon.
One time I had lunch with Bill and a couple other people, and he spent most of lunch ignoring us and playing Pokemon Go.
One time I had lunch with Bill and a couple other people, and he spent most of lunch ignoring us and playing Pokemon Go.
January 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Bill, you dummy, that is a SMART napkin cartoon.
One time I had lunch with Bill and a couple other people, and he spent most of lunch ignoring us and playing Pokemon Go.
One time I had lunch with Bill and a couple other people, and he spent most of lunch ignoring us and playing Pokemon Go.
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