Longbottle
@longbottle.bsky.social
Dolphins, sci-fi, humor, insanity, techno-lust, atheism, music, ponies, gadgets, diesel cars and cats. Not necessarily in that order. Twitter Refugee.
It's been awhile since I've done this, but I'm just leaving work after 21.75 hours.
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
It's been awhile since I've done this, but I'm just leaving work after 21.75 hours.
Guess the server is broken AGAIN until further notice...
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Guess the server is broken AGAIN until further notice...
For those of you who celebrate: Happy Thanksgiving!
In our house, we do not celebrate Native American genocide day.
In our house, we do not celebrate Native American genocide day.
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
For those of you who celebrate: Happy Thanksgiving!
In our house, we do not celebrate Native American genocide day.
In our house, we do not celebrate Native American genocide day.
I love this so much!
National Lampoon's Christmas vacation has long been a favorite Christmas movie of mine.
National Lampoon's Christmas vacation has long been a favorite Christmas movie of mine.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I love this so much!
National Lampoon's Christmas vacation has long been a favorite Christmas movie of mine.
National Lampoon's Christmas vacation has long been a favorite Christmas movie of mine.
Went to install the new battery for my MacBook Pro that I got from Amazon. Look at this shit:
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Went to install the new battery for my MacBook Pro that I got from Amazon. Look at this shit:
Fuck you, Threads pt 2:
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fuck you, Threads pt 2:
Wow, fuck you, Threads.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Wow, fuck you, Threads.
This is aggressively Midwestern.
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is aggressively Midwestern.
Got my money's worth this month!
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Got my money's worth this month!
Ever parked in a lot shared by multiple businesses, and seen a car parked there and just KNEW where the person driving it was going?
This person went to harbor freight. Zero doubt
This person went to harbor freight. Zero doubt
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Ever parked in a lot shared by multiple businesses, and seen a car parked there and just KNEW where the person driving it was going?
This person went to harbor freight. Zero doubt
This person went to harbor freight. Zero doubt
I like old cars, and I like weird cars. This is definitely both of the above.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I like old cars, and I like weird cars. This is definitely both of the above.
Man, Facebook Marketplace is weird sometimes:
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Man, Facebook Marketplace is weird sometimes:
So, I saw this on Threads. That bookstore is local to me, so I went there and got the LAST copy on the shelf.
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
So, I saw this on Threads. That bookstore is local to me, so I went there and got the LAST copy on the shelf.
There's a bad "hooker in a portajohn" joke here somewhere...
Gotta love the weird Spanish snack names.
Gotta love the weird Spanish snack names.
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
There's a bad "hooker in a portajohn" joke here somewhere...
Gotta love the weird Spanish snack names.
Gotta love the weird Spanish snack names.
Sometimes, I'm reminded of the stuff that I missed out on having had kids come into my life as teenagers....
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Sometimes, I'm reminded of the stuff that I missed out on having had kids come into my life as teenagers....
So, yesterday I'm going to a wedding. And my dress shoes? The rubber of the heels is disintegrating as I walk.
Ended up wearing flip flops.
Ended up wearing flip flops.
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So, yesterday I'm going to a wedding. And my dress shoes? The rubber of the heels is disintegrating as I walk.
Ended up wearing flip flops.
Ended up wearing flip flops.
So, this happened yesterday. And the post is *still* getting likes and boosted.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So, this happened yesterday. And the post is *still* getting likes and boosted.
I love my idiot child so much!
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I love my idiot child so much!
I love this weirdo.
October 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I love this weirdo.
Kerning is important!
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Kerning is important!
Here's two for the price of one!
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Here's two for the price of one!
I can't even begin how hard Nvidia is going to collapse after the AI bubble bursts....
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I can't even begin how hard Nvidia is going to collapse after the AI bubble bursts....
This place is the best Mexican food in St. Petersburg, FL. Yes, I'll die on that hill.
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This place is the best Mexican food in St. Petersburg, FL. Yes, I'll die on that hill.