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Longbottle
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Dolphins, sci-fi, humor, insanity, techno-lust, atheism, music, ponies, gadgets, diesel cars and cats. Not necessarily in that order. Twitter Refugee.
It's been awhile since I've done this, but I'm just leaving work after 21.75 hours.
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Guess the server is broken AGAIN until further notice...
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Closed (barely)
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Today's menu:
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
For those of you who celebrate: Happy Thanksgiving!

In our house, we do not celebrate Native American genocide day.
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I love this so much!

National Lampoon's Christmas vacation has long been a favorite Christmas movie of mine.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Went to install the new battery for my MacBook Pro that I got from Amazon. Look at this shit:
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fuck you, Threads pt 2:
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wow, fuck you, Threads.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is aggressively Midwestern.
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Got my money's worth this month!
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ever parked in a lot shared by multiple businesses, and seen a car parked there and just KNEW where the person driving it was going?

This person went to harbor freight. Zero doubt
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I like old cars, and I like weird cars. This is definitely both of the above.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Man, Facebook Marketplace is weird sometimes:
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
So, I saw this on Threads. That bookstore is local to me, so I went there and got the LAST copy on the shelf.
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There's a bad "hooker in a portajohn" joke here somewhere...

Gotta love the weird Spanish snack names.
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Sometimes, I'm reminded of the stuff that I missed out on having had kids come into my life as teenagers....
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So, yesterday I'm going to a wedding. And my dress shoes? The rubber of the heels is disintegrating as I walk.

Ended up wearing flip flops.
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So, this happened yesterday. And the post is *still* getting likes and boosted.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I love my idiot child so much!
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I love this weirdo.
October 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Kerning is important!
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Here's two for the price of one!
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I can't even begin how hard Nvidia is going to collapse after the AI bubble bursts....
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This place is the best Mexican food in St. Petersburg, FL. Yes, I'll die on that hill.
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM