Logan Robertson
@loganr.bsky.social
Street Chaplain ☆ Pastor ☆ Major Idiot (http://afterhoursdenver.org) he/him
Pinned
Hope!? Where? *In the darkness*!? Just where you wouldn’t expect to find it??
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it's that time of year where i can whip out this, the craziest ad of all time. what happens at the "climax" is so funny—i don't understand how the actor at that moment could have been directed sincerely by any person. other than maybe some total saboteur tim robinson type.
youtu.be/PDonPiUV07E?...
youtu.be/PDonPiUV07E?...
Old Friends: A Tribute to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
YouTube video by Macy's
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it's that time of year where i can whip out this, the craziest ad of all time. what happens at the "climax" is so funny—i don't understand how the actor at that moment could have been directed sincerely by any person. other than maybe some total saboteur tim robinson type.
youtu.be/PDonPiUV07E?...
youtu.be/PDonPiUV07E?...
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every day i wonder, why am i cursed with literacy?
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
every day i wonder, why am i cursed with literacy?
Plumbline Services, you didn’t have to go so hard on this. youtu.be/dVF2NMhqzSM?...
Introducing our new jingle! #jingle #plumbline
YouTube video by Plumbline Services
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Plumbline Services, you didn’t have to go so hard on this. youtu.be/dVF2NMhqzSM?...
Keep it long and warm with us at AfterHours this Thanksgiving.
Gather at Network Coffee House at 10am to set up. We'll start distributing long johns at 11am while Network offers pie and coffee. Come help out, grab a slice of pie, and get to know some of our friends on the street.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Keep it long and warm with us at AfterHours this Thanksgiving.
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
Scoot forward ever carefully into the breach, men!
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Scoot forward ever carefully into the breach, men!
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
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Finding Forrester is one of my favorite Busta Rhymes films
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Finding Forrester is one of my favorite Busta Rhymes films
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Relatedly, my take on why US elite culture has gone down the drain is that they're suffering from the same law enforcement neglect that a lot of high-crime underclass-coded neighborhoods do.
Super rich ppl live in a low trust environ where they cannot trust their peers not to commit crimes vs them.
Super rich ppl live in a low trust environ where they cannot trust their peers not to commit crimes vs them.
Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Relatedly, my take on why US elite culture has gone down the drain is that they're suffering from the same law enforcement neglect that a lot of high-crime underclass-coded neighborhoods do.
Super rich ppl live in a low trust environ where they cannot trust their peers not to commit crimes vs them.
Super rich ppl live in a low trust environ where they cannot trust their peers not to commit crimes vs them.
Prepared for people to be totally normal about this.
First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie
In theaters on May 7, 2027
In theaters on May 7, 2027
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Prepared for people to be totally normal about this.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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“In the United Methodist tradition, we have something called connectionalism, which, in this moment, we are saying means: If you come for one United Methodist, you have come for all of us."
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Methodist pastors march into courtroom to support 'boring suburban dad' indicted for protesting
CHICAGO (RNS) — ‘If you come for one United Methodist, you have come for all of us,’ said a Chicago area UMC pastor.
religionnews.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“In the United Methodist tradition, we have something called connectionalism, which, in this moment, we are saying means: If you come for one United Methodist, you have come for all of us."
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This is what you're actually looking at, btw. An exceptionally cool piece by David Wallace Haskins called Image Continuous. 3 sides are mirrors, but the 4th is this, a view of the sky framed by a reflection of the woods. It is ever changing, ever responsive to the conditions above & around the cube.
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This is what you're actually looking at, btw. An exceptionally cool piece by David Wallace Haskins called Image Continuous. 3 sides are mirrors, but the 4th is this, a view of the sky framed by a reflection of the woods. It is ever changing, ever responsive to the conditions above & around the cube.
Made me think of this, I admit.
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Made me think of this, I admit.
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Anyone out there who manages volunteers know of a sign-up service better than Sign Up Genius?
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Anyone out there who manages volunteers know of a sign-up service better than Sign Up Genius?
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
Everyone knows this but did you know the En dash was invited by her cousin Enily Dickinson?
It’s called an Em dash bc it was invented by Emily Dickinson
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Everyone knows this but did you know the En dash was invited by her cousin Enily Dickinson?
God: I really love *and* you gotta act right, ok?
Human: Ok
G: I’m pretty angry at you guys right now but I still love you.
H: Thanks, God.
G: If you go down there and fuck up, I’ll kill my son over there.
H: Ehhh, no please don’t do that.
G: <whispered> *I want to do it*
H: Jesus Christ…
Human: Ok
G: I’m pretty angry at you guys right now but I still love you.
H: Thanks, God.
G: If you go down there and fuck up, I’ll kill my son over there.
H: Ehhh, no please don’t do that.
G: <whispered> *I want to do it*
H: Jesus Christ…
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
God: I really love *and* you gotta act right, ok?
Human: Ok
G: I’m pretty angry at you guys right now but I still love you.
H: Thanks, God.
G: If you go down there and fuck up, I’ll kill my son over there.
H: Ehhh, no please don’t do that.
G: <whispered> *I want to do it*
H: Jesus Christ…
Human: Ok
G: I’m pretty angry at you guys right now but I still love you.
H: Thanks, God.
G: If you go down there and fuck up, I’ll kill my son over there.
H: Ehhh, no please don’t do that.
G: <whispered> *I want to do it*
H: Jesus Christ…
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I bet if I meditated and drank mint tea or hibiscus at night instead of doomscrolling I could figure out how to start fires with my thoughts
September 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I bet if I meditated and drank mint tea or hibiscus at night instead of doomscrolling I could figure out how to start fires with my thoughts
🇺🇸 Democrats. The very last people you want with you in a fight.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
🇺🇸 Democrats. The very last people you want with you in a fight.
Had a long talk with my son about some hard stuff he’s going through tonight. And I’d just like to say a resounding, “Fuck you,” to my own dad for not being there for me as a kid.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Had a long talk with my son about some hard stuff he’s going through tonight. And I’d just like to say a resounding, “Fuck you,” to my own dad for not being there for me as a kid.