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Shame if this guy doesn't drink because he need never buy another pint in his life. Superb bloke work
Incredible footage out of Australia, confirmed by NEWS AU, of a brave bystander neutralizing one of the terrorists in the Bondi Beach attack which took place during a Hanukkah gathering.

Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed.

At least two suspects are in custody.
December 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Tattoo this tweet inside the eyelids of every politician who says everything will be fine if we just give the right exactly what they demand
WHY ARE YOU ANNOYED THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
👇 what he said
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Come along to Fesshole Live! Tickets available for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. The Sweden Tour includes Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm. We’re also doing Anon Opin in Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Don't think I can slog on with Welcome to Derry anymore. I was okay with it not being scary but it's just naff
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Really enjoyed both David Corenswet's sunny boy scout Superman and Robert Pattinson's glowering mental patient Batman and would love to see the personalities clash. Sounds like James Gunn doesn't think it will happen.

But I wonder if there's a way...
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
More breathtaking petty malice from the worst person on earth
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.

They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Death by Lightning, about the assassination of President Garfield is terrific. Vivid period drama that avoids feeling stately like some historic pieces. Great performances from all. Strong recommend
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What he said 👇
It's a mark of our moral disintegration that there's even a discussion about Ukraine giving up land. To even countenance it is to reward colonialism.
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Schadenfreude is so underrated. I'm having a fine time reading about Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's ruin. It's really cheering me up no end
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Sec of State Rubio: “Mr President, you are the only person that can stop this war.”

Mr President: “Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzz”
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Welcome to Derry is stylish and moderately fun but about a scary as a toasted crumpet
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is the most positive I've felt toward this government. Strangely powerful sense of relief just to hear Starmer say it. Now say it all the time through a megaphone and hang it around Farage's neck forever
👏🏽"We must all now confront the reality that the Brexit deal significantly hurt our economy. We have to keep reducing frictions. We have to keep moving towards a closer relationship with the EU. And we have to be grown up about it. To accept that it will require trade-offs."👏🏽

Music to my ears. ~AA
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Farage did this👇
What happened is precisely what the world's leading macroeconomists predicted would happen.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I like green beans and I don't care who knows it
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Now RFK Jr's erotic poetry about felching is out there, apparently his position is: inoculation against deadly disease = NOT SAFE but slurping semen from an anus = SAFE? #quack #leeches
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My dad's a pretty humble guy and probably doesn't give much advice on grounds that he doesn't know more or less than anyone else. So when he did opine it really stuck in my head. "Son", he said. "If you're good at something don't tell people. They'll have you doing jobs for them".

Solid wisdom
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I do love bedtime. Getting the trousers off and such. Snoozeville 💤😍
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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What happens at River Side Casino stays on our servers for 6 months.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM