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Thanks to AI for a snappier precis here than I managed for the cover blurb. All hail our robot overlords
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Thanks to AI for a snappier precis here than I managed for the cover blurb. All hail our robot overlords
Schadenfreude is so underrated. I'm having a fine time reading about Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's ruin. It's really cheering me up no end
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Schadenfreude is so underrated. I'm having a fine time reading about Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's ruin. It's really cheering me up no end
At some point you start to wonder if Trump really is an entirely decent human being
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
At some point you start to wonder if Trump really is an entirely decent human being
My mate Chris is doing a medical trial for a few extra quid and all I can think about is this image of Barney from the Simpsons
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My mate Chris is doing a medical trial for a few extra quid and all I can think about is this image of Barney from the Simpsons
I've been watching my friend's dog Doug for the day while he's recuperating from surgery but I can't help feel he's the one watching me
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I've been watching my friend's dog Doug for the day while he's recuperating from surgery but I can't help feel he's the one watching me
Different angle
September 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Different angle
When he had to be restrained on the floor I was so hoping it would be dislodged
September 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When he had to be restrained on the floor I was so hoping it would be dislodged
That took a quick turn
August 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That took a quick turn
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows because a restorer in the c17th used the wrong solvent and wiped them off
July 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows because a restorer in the c17th used the wrong solvent and wiped them off
Could never find merch for my favourite film #MillersCrossing because it wasn't a huge hit so made my own through @tshirtstudio Quite pleased with myself. Smug, even.
June 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Could never find merch for my favourite film #MillersCrossing because it wasn't a huge hit so made my own through @tshirtstudio Quite pleased with myself. Smug, even.
Quick reminder of that time Trump's racism vampire went on cable news with spray on hair
May 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Quick reminder of that time Trump's racism vampire went on cable news with spray on hair
Just taking my morning stroll in Chorlton Southern Cemetery and... Oh my!
May 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Just taking my morning stroll in Chorlton Southern Cemetery and... Oh my!
All about the illusion
March 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
All about the illusion
Cover of new issue of UK Private Eye
March 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Cover of new issue of UK Private Eye
Happy Valentine's Day to those who celebrate
February 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Happy Valentine's Day to those who celebrate