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Lockwood DeWitt
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Science educator, geology enthusiast, internet junkie, professional coffee imbiber. Corvallis, Oregon
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November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Oh, one last last one. I couldn’t find it earlier but I knew I’d shared it before. I don’t know if it’s about musk, bezos, or Zuckerberg, but either way it’s sadly perfect for our times…
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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"LLMs can't be uninvented."

I have lived through too many data storage devices to believe that.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I don't believe in hell but I also believe that there's a special place in it for the Epstein File perverts and the guy who invented the leaf blower
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Donald Trump never wiggled his way out of anything. People actively chose to let him get away with it.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
People inevitably ask, "How do you "celebrate" Exploding Whale Day?" when I ask them if they do. Pay it forward. Tell them where to find the video. Describe some highlights. I introduced it to at least a half-dozen people yesterday.
Last night, I shared the holiest of social media days, "Exploding Whale Day," with Husband. He had never seen or heard of it before! 55 years!

What both a comfort & sweet joy that every year we celebrate Exploding Whale Day together! A connection in humor, absurdity and commonality of amazement.
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Gigantic jet TLE above Mexico (crop) - From Simeon Schmauß (stim3on.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2rhxUhJ
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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you can't spell lifeline without feline (I am the first person to notice this)
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I’m worried that kids won’t know what penny loafers are anymore
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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50 years ago, today, a whale exploded on an Oregon beach. 20 years later, before social media or video sharing sights or smartphones, it would become the first viral Internet video.

We sent it to each other in the mail.

The History of Exploding Whales Is the History of the Internet Itself
The History of Exploding Whales Is the History of the Internet Itself
My first whale video came in the form of a VHS tape mailed to me by a stranger from the internet.
www.vice.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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speaking of maritime disasters ICE is going to drown a bunch of fishermen here in oregon

www.opb.org/article/2025...
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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xkcd nails car bloat

xkcd: Car Size xkcd.com/3167/
Car Size
xkcd.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Happy Exploding Whale Day to all those who celebrate! #ExplodingWhale www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CL...
Exploding Whale 50th Anniversary, Remastered!
YouTube video by KATU News
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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finding joy despite the world in 2025 is like this lol
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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🚨HAPPY EXPLODING WHALE DAY🚨

1/n

www.oregonlive.com/travel/2024/...
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I know the world is a terrible place but at least we exist in the same universe as the movie Tremors. That's something.
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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wtf? 🤦🏻‍♀️
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Well, whaddyou know... rain starting tomorrow night through the weekend. (No biggie, I live in an area with a lot of light pollution. I wouldn't see anything anyway.)
4:50 PM EST, 11/11: An X5.1-class #solarflare has resulted in the @nws.noaa.gov issuing a G4 geomagnetic storm watch for Nov 12. A strong CME is Earth-directed, bringing possible tech impacts, and #auroras visible much farther south than usual tonight and/or tomorrow night. #Aurora #SpaceWeather
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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With the rest of the country falling into a dictatorship and restricting trans rights it would very much give me joy to see more actions from local communities in Cascadia to protect trans people.

Cascadia can be a beacon of safety.
#Cascadia
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM