lauren (year round dst's version)
@ljs.bsky.social
marathoner, Gillette N2, cat and dog enthusiast, probably eating cheese and carbs right now.
anxious about the super bowl not because I'm worried the Patriots will lose but because I keep thinking about the shitty things that happened the other times I watched in the suburbs, like the friend of a friend who asked for my # then ghosted me bc he decided I was, direct quote, too weird
February 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
anxious about the super bowl not because I'm worried the Patriots will lose but because I keep thinking about the shitty things that happened the other times I watched in the suburbs, like the friend of a friend who asked for my # then ghosted me bc he decided I was, direct quote, too weird
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
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"Being anti AI is class privilege! Poor people can't afford to learn how to make art without it!"
Yes. Famously, all artists are extremely wealthy.
Yes. Famously, all artists are extremely wealthy.
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Being anti AI is class privilege! Poor people can't afford to learn how to make art without it!"
Yes. Famously, all artists are extremely wealthy.
Yes. Famously, all artists are extremely wealthy.
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The Olympics said don't boo Vance but as Vance is incredibly boo-able, it had to happen
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The Olympics said don't boo Vance but as Vance is incredibly boo-able, it had to happen
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The highlight of the “athletes pronouncing their names for the Olympics website” is American alpine skier Mary Bocock, who clearly agrees it’s a pretty funny name
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The highlight of the “athletes pronouncing their names for the Olympics website” is American alpine skier Mary Bocock, who clearly agrees it’s a pretty funny name
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/ FEBRUARY 5TH IS NATIONAL WEATHERPERSON'S DAY
/ SO SAY "TYSM" 2 THE WEATHER PPL (NOT JUST ME) THAT PROVIDE THE WEATHER 4 U
/ SO SAY "TYSM" 2 THE WEATHER PPL (NOT JUST ME) THAT PROVIDE THE WEATHER 4 U
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
/ FEBRUARY 5TH IS NATIONAL WEATHERPERSON'S DAY
/ SO SAY "TYSM" 2 THE WEATHER PPL (NOT JUST ME) THAT PROVIDE THE WEATHER 4 U
/ SO SAY "TYSM" 2 THE WEATHER PPL (NOT JUST ME) THAT PROVIDE THE WEATHER 4 U
I wish I could spell the noises my cat makes
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I wish I could spell the noises my cat makes
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More proof AI sucks. Quick, which came first: Boston, England or Boston, MA? Need a hint? Look at this human-written Wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston,...
AI will make so many human jobs obsolete.
Like historians and geographers.
Like historians and geographers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
More proof AI sucks. Quick, which came first: Boston, England or Boston, MA? Need a hint? Look at this human-written Wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston,...
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Gimme gimme gimme a cat after midnight
Won't somebody come and chase the rats away
Won't somebody come and chase the rats away
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Gimme gimme gimme a cat after midnight
Won't somebody come and chase the rats away
Won't somebody come and chase the rats away
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Imagine how bad you have to be for the French to investigate you as a sex pervert.
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Imagine how bad you have to be for the French to investigate you as a sex pervert.
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This is the new worst beanpot ever
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 AM
This is the new worst beanpot ever
nothing makes me more anxious than someone tapping their foot next to me and it ALWAYS HAPPENS
February 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
nothing makes me more anxious than someone tapping their foot next to me and it ALWAYS HAPPENS
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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It just shows you how WOKE the NFL has become that they chose the most popular musician in the world who just won the Best Album Grammy for the halftime show instead of someone with broad appeal, like Lee Greenwood or a country musician named “Truckley Brucksom”
February 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
It just shows you how WOKE the NFL has become that they chose the most popular musician in the world who just won the Best Album Grammy for the halftime show instead of someone with broad appeal, like Lee Greenwood or a country musician named “Truckley Brucksom”
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ICE apparently lied about how a detainee suffered massive brain damage in their custody. Another likely crime not investigated.
"It was laughable, if there was something to laugh about," said one of the nurses. "There was no way this person ran headfirst into a wall."
ICE claims a man shattered his skull running into wall; Minneapolis hospital staff reject account
"It was laughable, if there was something to laugh about," said one of the nurses. "There was no way this person ran headfirst into a wall."
www.wmur.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:03 PM
ICE apparently lied about how a detainee suffered massive brain damage in their custody. Another likely crime not investigated.
1/31/07 NEVER FORGET
January 31, 2026 at 1:38 PM
1/31/07 NEVER FORGET
the bar next door is having a fundraiser for someone running the boston marathon for charity and I wanted to go but am anxietying myself out of actually doing it because I won't know anyone which is so stupid and I hate myself
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
the bar next door is having a fundraiser for someone running the boston marathon for charity and I wanted to go but am anxietying myself out of actually doing it because I won't know anyone which is so stupid and I hate myself
are there any laws preventing me from hiring people to clear snow from places that aren't my property but that I run on and would like in better condition
January 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
are there any laws preventing me from hiring people to clear snow from places that aren't my property but that I run on and would like in better condition
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it is with great pleasure I announce there was another stuck boat
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 AM
it is with great pleasure I announce there was another stuck boat
I had a marvelous time
shoveling 🎶
shoveling 🎶
January 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I had a marvelous time
shoveling 🎶
shoveling 🎶
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CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
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People outside of Minnesota, in
case you are wondering how to help the current situation, this website has many current opportunities to donate and support people who need help in Minnesota. Help pay rent, get groceries, and provide other support for people in hiding.
www.standwithminnesota.com
case you are wondering how to help the current situation, this website has many current opportunities to donate and support people who need help in Minnesota. Help pay rent, get groceries, and provide other support for people in hiding.
www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:10 PM
People outside of Minnesota, in
case you are wondering how to help the current situation, this website has many current opportunities to donate and support people who need help in Minnesota. Help pay rent, get groceries, and provide other support for people in hiding.
www.standwithminnesota.com
case you are wondering how to help the current situation, this website has many current opportunities to donate and support people who need help in Minnesota. Help pay rent, get groceries, and provide other support for people in hiding.
www.standwithminnesota.com
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This is very timely and good, but the end tag on this made me literally cackle.
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is very timely and good, but the end tag on this made me literally cackle.