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Gootsberry (ready for Spring 🌷)
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I am Gooseberry and I live in a place.
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Mmmmmm I don't wanna clean I wanna I don't know!! Not live here anymore! Scream! Yell! Throw things! I am mad!
February 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Oh NAC causes tachycardia and I just started it at 600mg hm.
February 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Tachycardia at 35 is scarier than tachycardia at 25 was
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If my heart rate is below 95 bpm, I can have another nitro cold brew
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Whose ever idea it was to make trains that run underground deserves a pat on the back and a smoothie.
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I don't really care if young people think I'm cool cuz young people didn't even think I was cool when I was young people.
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I hate to be
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I love to be
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
chimichanga time lads
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Nice things you got there, are they stuff?
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Okay.
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Goose.....do not have a second nitro cold brew.......goose.......
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I think all my moots who wanna be are in my discord server now. But if we're moots and you wanna be in it. It's v Jewish and v gay. Like this post and I'll send you an invite unless I get distracted.
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Girls it's time to eat a chimichanga?
February 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Uhhhhhhhhh
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Hm I don't want to have another day of just chilling on my bed, but ....that might be what happens bc I'm agitated and not sure what I'm in the mood to do.
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
God can't make me go outside.
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Scream!
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Ok guy from listserv is resending each email in the listserv thread to us individually. there's like 80 something emails. I scream.
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This is me and my mom at my cousin's son's Bar Mitzvah in NYC. I was 25. I'm making that face bc my mom was chewing gum into my ear, and it was extremely unpleasant.
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Let's reduce our impulsive behaviors by building pause between impulse and action.
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Who is Goose?
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 AM
If I go to CVS with pics of Dijon on my phone can they print the pics for me on glossy paper that I can then frame
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Curséd are those who believe their interactions with Hashem are transactional.
Sorry I said that, God, I didn't mean it. I will always remember your laws. And feel guilty for not following them. But like just this once could you help me sleep. I will pray Mincha if you help me sleep.
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 AM
My God in heaven....
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I made a mistake. When I drank the two Nitro cold brews after taking an Adderall. Forgive me, for I have sinned. But forsake me not. Because I'm a smol bean ADHDer with poor impulse control. And if you help me get some sleep, I promise to wait 6 hrs btwn eating meat & milk.
February 13, 2026 at 7:38 AM