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Michael McDonald's voice has killed more men than war
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Michael McDonald's voice has killed more men than war
Therapist goes, "any safety concerns?" and it's cute he thinks I'd tell him the truth after what happened in September.
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Therapist goes, "any safety concerns?" and it's cute he thinks I'd tell him the truth after what happened in September.
Posting 50-100 times a day is not "a lot"
February 7, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Posting 50-100 times a day is not "a lot"
"I'm married so don't expect me to chat" is the wildest allosexual shit in the world.
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
"I'm married so don't expect me to chat" is the wildest allosexual shit in the world.
Did Celtiber deactivate :(
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Did Celtiber deactivate :(
Dijon keeps having sneezing fits, so I need to bring this up to the vet. I hope there's nothing obstructing his nasal cavity 😔
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Dijon keeps having sneezing fits, so I need to bring this up to the vet. I hope there's nothing obstructing his nasal cavity 😔
Ok I was determined not to really let myself go during leave, but we're possibly about to eat coffee ice cream at 1:40am on a Friday so
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Ok I was determined not to really let myself go during leave, but we're possibly about to eat coffee ice cream at 1:40am on a Friday so
Spicy caramel milkshake?
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Spicy caramel milkshake?
Lady with $20k hot tub complains that I live too luxuriously because I went on medical leave after having a mental breakdown in Switzerland.
February 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Lady with $20k hot tub complains that I live too luxuriously because I went on medical leave after having a mental breakdown in Switzerland.
I have to move to Brussels
NVM I missed the bus
February 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I have to move to Brussels
Hi do I go to Davis and get milkshake?
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Hi do I go to Davis and get milkshake?
Just signed my lease for 2026-2027 at a 0% rent increase 🥳
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Just signed my lease for 2026-2027 at a 0% rent increase 🥳
Hi what if I start learning Chinese but from Turkish instead of English
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Hi what if I start learning Chinese but from Turkish instead of English
I leave for Baku at 9:50pm on a Saturday and arrive there at 7:50pm on a Monday.
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I leave for Baku at 9:50pm on a Saturday and arrive there at 7:50pm on a Monday.
Hey I'm the glasses place, i close at 2pm to spite Goose.
February 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Hey I'm the glasses place, i close at 2pm to spite Goose.
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Learning ancient languages is fun. It’s always like: “We don’t know what the second person plural pronoun was, but here are 50 words for “kill.””
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Learning ancient languages is fun. It’s always like: “We don’t know what the second person plural pronoun was, but here are 50 words for “kill.””
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sparhawk cherries, painted by amanda almira newton, 1915
February 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
sparhawk cherries, painted by amanda almira newton, 1915
A slug am I.
February 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
A slug am I.
Hmmm maybe I'll go to Repro Shabbat on Valentine's Day.
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Hmmm maybe I'll go to Repro Shabbat on Valentine's Day.
We are almost exactly 3 years into when I decided to change my life.
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
We are almost exactly 3 years into when I decided to change my life.
Closeup Dijon O'clock
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Closeup Dijon O'clock
There are two sides to me. One really craves rootedness, and the other craves adventure and being unknown.
February 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
There are two sides to me. One really craves rootedness, and the other craves adventure and being unknown.
It's Dijon time.
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
It's Dijon time.