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Sky's the limit over here. Rockin' the greater Houston area 'burbs…exiled from New Orleans, but not in the Napoleonic sense. Trans-Sabine Texmudgeon. Also found on 🧵 as liprap3. https://liprapslament-theline.blogspot.com
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Progress on the 5th section of the design. #xstitch
I'm pooping out on the heads. Y'all lemme know if the runaway blueberry Pop Tart shows up at Comus. #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
When the recruitment choices are NOPD...or, say, ICE, well... #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Lest we forget: In 1991, the New Orleans City Council passed an ordinance that required social organizations to certify publicly that they did not discriminate ... The Comus organization... withdrew from parading rather than racially integrating. #RexComus en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistick...
Mistick Krewe of Comus - Wikipedia
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February 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
But hey, there's a mention of throwing a baby out the window in "Carnival Time", so. #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Don't throw your kid out the window, 'cause they could eventually become Rex royalty. The Rex queen's mama is getting real. #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 3:23 AM
"This isn't a birthright"? Oh, Errol, what the hell IS the king of Rex, then? #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The bad lighting can't hide some of these not-so-great gowns. Hoo boy. #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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New ICE uniforms are stylish #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The lighting is really bad on the line that bows/curtseys to the king and queen. And that Nell Nolan and her curtsey! #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Horrifying thought: I could be watching #RexComus 2020 and not know it
February 18, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Only three debs? #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
College of Charleston mention! #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Hm, the Rex queen works for a nonprofit that is trying to do something about human trafficking. Innaresting. #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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My elementary, middle and high schools were all hit, and I don't really know the results of those attacks because there's not really anyone around but my parents to report it. My parents whose car windows were smashed along with the whole neighborhood. We need reporters out there.
February 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
ONE SPACE FORCE DUDE OMG.
*runs for the king cake vodka*
#RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
If you see anyone standing for the Space Force anthem, drink that king cake vodka dry. ##RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Damn, even the Star-Spangled Banner sounds dirge-y. ##RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I wonder if the Marine Corps band has less swing this year due in some way to Hegseth... #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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From the hills of Venezeuala
to the shores of Havana
We will abduct your country's President,
steal your oil and banana #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Lawd, the music choices thus far gonna have everyone snoozing on that white floor. #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Please please please please let Shia LaBeouf crash this shit. #rexcomus
February 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Themes of longing and comfort...Dvorak definitely attended a #RexComus ball at some point.
February 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Whoa, shaky camera on the Marine Corps band for a few there. #RexComus
February 18, 2026 at 2:05 AM
DANCING POP TART HEADS.
Ways to improve #RexComus:

-monster trucks
-Comus puts Rex in the sharpshooter
-party-wide power hour
-ball narrated by Lil Jon
-Unmask all of Comus
-All of Comus replaced by the cast of Inside the NBA
-Pop-Tarts Bowl Crossover
-Claps on 1 and 3 made mandatory
-three-point contest
February 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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The thing to understand about #RexComus is that despite all of these people's pretensions, they're all actually fake "royalty" and not what this country considers real money, even. Which is why (as far as we know) none of these names appear in the Epstein files.
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM