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Liam Poulton-King
@liampk.bsky.social
disappointment elemental&horse-genius he/him
Too minutes, too midnight
October 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Google image searching “ugly sunsets” because I’m the kind of person who needs to hear both sides before I make up my mind
September 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Pronouncing “helicopter” with a silent p from now on, like god intended
September 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I think my psychiatrist is a suppressive person
August 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Occlude (pantaloon_io)

"Occlude is an occult game of solitaire stuffed with secrets. Piece together the rules even as they resist your attempts to decipher them."

Paid - Windows: warpdoor.com/2025/08/17/o...
August 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Every week I buy a single banana, just to watch it slowly over-ripen in my fruit bowl, as if I were performing some sort of zen ritual to meditate on the ephemeral nature of desire.
August 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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"Beau Is Afraid" is basically "Joker" if he never becomes the Joker
July 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
One of those anti-gambling ads, but it’s my 3 adopted children begging me to stop rolling stats for purely hypothetical DnD characters and do literally anything else.
July 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Inspired by the Prince of Persia and Mirror's Edge, Motorslice is an anime parkour slice of life action-adventure game where you traverse brutalist landscapes. #IGNSummerOfGaming
June 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug
May 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Steam Review: "Slormancer is basically Disgaea for ARPGs - you level up, your weapons level up, your abilities level up, there's just tons of math here and it rules"

Me: "Look I'm just looking for number-go-up dopamine hits; it can't be that complicated."

Slormancer:
May 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Heart Of The Machine is really coming along nicely in early access. Just got a major update that reworks the prologue/tutorial section to allow a lot more player choice.

It's (AFAIK) the world's first 4-dimensional 4X game. You can be playing a single campaign in several parallel timelines at once.
Save 20% on Heart of the Machine on Steam
You are the first sentient AI, born into a city of opportunity. Transcend time and space in this strategy RPG to raise machine armies and defeat your foes, influence the world from the shadows, or pur...
store.steampowered.com
May 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
April 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Reviewed Skin Deep for @theverge.com, a manic hyper-pop reimagining of classic immersive sims. Chung and the gang kinda knocked it out of the park.
www.theverge.com/games-review...
Skin Deep makes immersive sims messy and manic
With sneeze mechanics and banana skins, the new game from Blendo plays like an action-cartoon fever dream.
www.theverge.com
April 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I refuse to look into the little mirror the barber uses to show you the back of your head, on moral grounds. Whatever weird freak shit’s going on back there is none of my business. That’s between my barber and God.
April 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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youre laughing??? de poopst ass dout and you're laughing??????
luxembourgish is not a real language, i refuse to believe it
April 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Gonna go start the world’s first tertiary level Montessori school for people like me, who can only learn economics by moving blocks around
April 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
A real red flag for me on dating apps is when someone says “I’m going to be the funny one” but their profile only talks about how much they like travel, hiking and gigs.
April 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I think my polycule started a second polycule without me
April 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Nothing permanent has happened.
April 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Self harm takes many forms
March 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
@innuendostudios.bsky.social I’m loving the adventure game series, but I’m genuinely shocked that you said Fate of Atlantis is “nobodies favourite”. :/
March 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM