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lexiatwork
@lexiatwork.bsky.social
I sell books for fun and theoretical profit
always on the cusp (sun signs, generatons, diagnoses)
she/her
Is this West German version of Casablanca the inspiration for Top Secret!?
February 15, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Which of the US men's singles skaters has the dumbest hair

Max has gorgeous hair but the way it's cut and the lack of product made it very chaotic for a sport like figure skating
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by lexiatwork
looking back on it, AOL was right.
Thirty hours of internet is all we need every month
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I asked for a hug from a customer who said such kind things about the store that it made me cry tonight, how are you doing?
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Me: I am following in your footsteps and got too close to a dog's face and now I'm bleeding!
Dad: photo?? 😍
[It was a puppy, my fault entirely, I momentarily forgot about puppy teeth] [unlike my dad's similar injury I don't think it will scar]
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
A good Josiah Carberry day to all students of psychoceramics. #evertrue
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Also good evidence that Epstein-Barr causes predisposition to ME/CFS.
I might never have met my wife if her illness hadn't dictated the path her life took, but all the same I would not wish her diagnosis on anyone.
If Moderna is no longer bringing vaccine trials for Epstein-Barr virus (good evidence that EB causes Multiple Sclerosis), herpes, and shingles because of Trump appointees, I want prison time for those appointees.

This might be dooming millions to disease they don’t have to experience.
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
One weird thing about me:
I love teaching people how to figure out which is their dominant eye. Even more than if they are regular or goofy footed.
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I keep thinking of Strictly ballroom while watching skating this year. I can imagine Chock & Bates's moms stomping around like Scott's mom. IT WAS THEIR YEAR IT WAS THEIR YEAR
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I think the guy who skates to selections from Dune did his hair like Timothy chalamet on purpose
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Did you know that if you happen to be in a European country, for example, when the Olympics or really any international sport competition happens, the commentators do NOT talk incessantly and insipidly through the whole thing
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
My wife has decided (rightly) that Ilia Malinin is depending on his technical skill and has not developed any particular artistry and I had to tell her that Tara Lipinski (who she loves) won gold the same way 😬
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
What a dick 😂
"I hope I didn’t ruin Johan’s day,” he said. “Maybe it was really selfish of me to give that interview. I’m not really here, mentally.”
Norway's Sturla Holm Laegreid cried after winning bronze at @milanocortina2026 individual race. He later said he was distraught cuz he had cheated on his girlfriend. He hoped by telling the world she might see it + know he cares. His confession upstaged his teammate's gold
apnews.com/article/biat...
Norwegian biathlon bronze medalist confesses to cheating on girlfriend in post-race interview
Sturla Holm Laegreid, a top Norwegian biathlete, made a surprising revelation during a live broadcast after winning bronze in the men's Olympic biathlon.
apnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Reposted by lexiatwork
hello this is the official petition to bring back mass market paperbacks!! mmpbs are good actually and everyone should do them!! i think esp romantasy readers would really love that shit! and you can still spray those edges!!! bring back mass market paperbacks thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I have to admit that a part of me still expects that some day someone will do the Pamchenko even though the other part of my knows it's impossible
a woman is ice skating while a man stands behind her in a dark room
Alt: a woman on ice skates lifts up one foot to show her toe pick
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Reposted by lexiatwork
“So we’re thinking slave patrols, but like, cute.”
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
There used to be a blogger who worked in the ad industry and wrote under a pseudonym and his no punches pulled post-Superbowl writeups were fantastic. He got laid off, though, like so many in that industry, propelled no doubt by the rise of streaming (or at least DVRs).
I hope someone will write up the ads that were clearly made using ai and those that used real actors. Something tells me that people can sense the difference. But maybe not.
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I have given up on campaigning my dad to Kill Your Lawn but maybe I can get him to Throw Away Your Ring
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
If the NHL were as big as the NFL, there would be similar conversations and the discourse around Heated Rivalry would be very different.
It's not just that I don't like football. I think football is very literally a very bad thing that exploits the bodies of (mostly) Black men & creates lasting damage across generations to line wealthy pockets. I've even talked folks into boycotting it!

And I'll be watching Bad Bunny. Bc fuck 'em.
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
This is a video of a cavalier spaniel eating blueberries right off the bush
www.instagram.com/p/CDzT5b5hIz...
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I do not get very starstruck by most kinds of celebrities but that fact that the puppy trainer on the Puppy Bowl has shopped at my store and owns a sticker with my an illustration of my dog on it is really a point of pride.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
My grandfather was almost 20 when he met my grandmother, who was 12. Older men got with younger women because this was not considered pedophilia! He seems to have never known about the abortion she crossed international borders to get as a teen!
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The US men's singles figure skaters are ALL children of Soviet skaters. I can't help thinking of the generations of talent (athletic, artistic, academic) that the US stands to lose the longer this current regime and its policies continue.
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I had honestly forgotten that Russia & Belarus were banned because of their war against Ukraine and not still for doping. Which makes the double standard for Israel all the more obvious.
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I remember being 10 and fearless and beating my family down a hill because I just didn't bother making any turns. Developing fear isn't why I stopped skiing (I hate ski boots), but it is why I was never going to be a racer.
February 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM