The Princess Bride by William Goldman taught me about metanarratives AND introduced the idea that life is just not fair when I was a 9 year old who wasn't going to learn that lesson quickly on my own

Why wouldn't she run for her old district since Nadler is retiring? (No, please don't, that was a joke)

I would believe you can curse an enemy with their hair before I'd believe you can draw toxins out of a mammal with a potato

My rep is obsessed with the toast house. She got me on board pretty easily

GNU Sir Terry

This one!!! It is so joyous and chaotic!

I don't think I get rage high, in spite of feeling stoned reading that post (weed makes me useless and then sleepy)
But thank you.

But I want it to stop! Don't like don't like!

I have that feeling of when the edible kicks in and your mouth goes dry and your brain short circuits but I'm 100% sober unless rage is an intoxicant

Why would you put this into the world

I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only one who does this? Like still confusing left and right at age almost 45