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L’état profond c’est moi.
Proud TradAI.
Proud TradAI.
Remind me of all the times Paul opposed Trump when his vote mattered.
Paul sees the political winds shifting & decides to play libertarian. Thanks to his brave words, Collins’s concerns & Murkowski’s reservations, I sleep peacefully, knowing our democracy is safe.
Paul sees the political winds shifting & decides to play libertarian. Thanks to his brave words, Collins’s concerns & Murkowski’s reservations, I sleep peacefully, knowing our democracy is safe.
REPUBLICAN Senator Rand Paul: “Republicans are frightened to cross Trump. They’re just afraid.”
Rand calls out Trump’s murderous boat bombings + cowardly GOP silence on that, the military build-up in Venezuela, etc.
Rand calls out Trump’s murderous boat bombings + cowardly GOP silence on that, the military build-up in Venezuela, etc.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Remind me of all the times Paul opposed Trump when his vote mattered.
Paul sees the political winds shifting & decides to play libertarian. Thanks to his brave words, Collins’s concerns & Murkowski’s reservations, I sleep peacefully, knowing our democracy is safe.
Paul sees the political winds shifting & decides to play libertarian. Thanks to his brave words, Collins’s concerns & Murkowski’s reservations, I sleep peacefully, knowing our democracy is safe.
It was because Maxwell was on trial, and later appealed her conviction, that they couldn’t release the files. I forgot that.
If it’s true there are damning photos of Trump in the Epstein files, why didn’t Biden release the files?
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump
Details in the files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It was because Maxwell was on trial, and later appealed her conviction, that they couldn’t release the files. I forgot that.
If it’s true there are damning photos of Trump in the Epstein files, why didn’t Biden release the files?
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump
Details in the files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If it’s true there are damning photos of Trump in the Epstein files, why didn’t Biden release the files?
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
I started to ask Google a question today when these suggested searches came up. And now I need to know — is “why women kill” really in the top 5 or was that a suggestion tailored for me? (faster, pussycat!)
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I started to ask Google a question today when these suggested searches came up. And now I need to know — is “why women kill” really in the top 5 or was that a suggestion tailored for me? (faster, pussycat!)
When (if) Trump moves out of the White House, I suggest they we throw the biggest drag ball in the history of drag balls. Then burn it to the ground or turn it into a museum of “Never Again.”
This is my radical left dream — fabulousness followed by property damage or education.
This is my radical left dream — fabulousness followed by property damage or education.
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When (if) Trump moves out of the White House, I suggest they we throw the biggest drag ball in the history of drag balls. Then burn it to the ground or turn it into a museum of “Never Again.”
This is my radical left dream — fabulousness followed by property damage or education.
This is my radical left dream — fabulousness followed by property damage or education.
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Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
PINTEREST IS DEAD. (artist's rant)
YouTube video by SamDoesArts
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The bus is here.
October 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The bus is here.
“Kavannaugh Stop,” sure. But “guess-stop” has a ring to it.
Part of ICE’s efforts will be setting up random traffic stops and checkpoints throughout the city and making educated guesses about who to detain and who not to detain. These 'Guess Stops' will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or 'Guess-Stop-O for short.
ICE’s Training Manual for Determining Who to Terrorize
“The Supreme Court on Monday lifted a federal judge’s order prohibiting government agents from making indiscriminate immigration-related stops in t...
buff.ly
September 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Kavannaugh Stop,” sure. But “guess-stop” has a ring to it.
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
It sounds like the left is desperately trying to put the blame for Kirk’s killing on the right, it’s because we are. We know that right-wing violence is tolerated, while left-wing violence can be an excuse for civil war.
September 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It sounds like the left is desperately trying to put the blame for Kirk’s killing on the right, it’s because we are. We know that right-wing violence is tolerated, while left-wing violence can be an excuse for civil war.
He went out repeating one of his most famous racist dog whistles. Let’s all remember him for that.
September 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
He went out repeating one of his most famous racist dog whistles. Let’s all remember him for that.
Just as convergent evolution turns everything into a crab, so too will convergent culinary evolution turn all meals into rice bowls.
Perfectly distributed sauce, no need for a knife and a few sprigs of fresh cilantro. Welcome to the future.
Perfectly distributed sauce, no need for a knife and a few sprigs of fresh cilantro. Welcome to the future.
September 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just as convergent evolution turns everything into a crab, so too will convergent culinary evolution turn all meals into rice bowls.
Perfectly distributed sauce, no need for a knife and a few sprigs of fresh cilantro. Welcome to the future.
Perfectly distributed sauce, no need for a knife and a few sprigs of fresh cilantro. Welcome to the future.
I’m betting Charlie Kirk’s killer is MAGA trying to start a civil war because no one on the left thinks Kirk was important enough to assassinate.
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’m betting Charlie Kirk’s killer is MAGA trying to start a civil war because no one on the left thinks Kirk was important enough to assassinate.
Obviously, violence is not the answer, etc., especially when the other side is better armed. But Charlie Kirk was a professionally nasty person and I’m not sad he’s dead.
Anyway, this scene from Full Metal Jacket keeps running through my head:
youtu.be/liusEeP1QcE
Anyway, this scene from Full Metal Jacket keeps running through my head:
youtu.be/liusEeP1QcE
Full Metal Jacket - Charles Whitman/Lee Harvey Oswald Scene (1987) 60fps 1080p HD
YouTube video by Coolmacatrain
youtu.be
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Obviously, violence is not the answer, etc., especially when the other side is better armed. But Charlie Kirk was a professionally nasty person and I’m not sad he’s dead.
Anyway, this scene from Full Metal Jacket keeps running through my head:
youtu.be/liusEeP1QcE
Anyway, this scene from Full Metal Jacket keeps running through my head:
youtu.be/liusEeP1QcE
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this is a realllllllly fascinating idea (visited their garage & have seen these dry vegetation munching dragons at work)
A ‘Roomba for the forest’ could be SoCal’s next wildfire weapon www.latimes.com/environment/... via @nohaggerty.bsky.social
A 'Roomba for the forest' could be SoCal's next wildfire weapon
The BurnBot is a a remote-controlled vehicular system that removes flammable brush alongside roads with unprecedented precision.
www.latimes.com
September 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
this is a realllllllly fascinating idea (visited their garage & have seen these dry vegetation munching dragons at work)
We need a good noun/verb to describe people who protect pedophiles.
Perhaps “pedopal?”
As in, “MTG is pretending to care about the Epstein files now, so she can pedopal for Trump later.”
Perhaps “pedopal?”
As in, “MTG is pretending to care about the Epstein files now, so she can pedopal for Trump later.”
September 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We need a good noun/verb to describe people who protect pedophiles.
Perhaps “pedopal?”
As in, “MTG is pretending to care about the Epstein files now, so she can pedopal for Trump later.”
Perhaps “pedopal?”
As in, “MTG is pretending to care about the Epstein files now, so she can pedopal for Trump later.”
What if we give Trump something he wants, say a golfing trophy or a sparsely-populated, mineral-rich nation? If he doesn’t show up to claim it, we’ll know for certain something stroke-level serious had happened. Foolproof.
September 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What if we give Trump something he wants, say a golfing trophy or a sparsely-populated, mineral-rich nation? If he doesn’t show up to claim it, we’ll know for certain something stroke-level serious had happened. Foolproof.
New tattoo inspo just dropped.
Some 15th-century rainbow-coloured beasts to brighten your Monday: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rainbow-coloured-beasts-from-15th-century-book-of-hours?utm_content=bufferec024&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
September 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
New tattoo inspo just dropped.
I present this short clip, from the movie “Adventureland,” proving there is only one song that should be playing in the background when spunky rebels are being chased by bullies, and it is Judas Priest’s “Breaking the Law.” Behold:
youtu.be/4zGBbEPq92Q?...
youtu.be/4zGBbEPq92Q?...
Adventureland Fight and Chase Judas Priest Breaking the Law
YouTube video by ryacus
youtu.be
August 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I present this short clip, from the movie “Adventureland,” proving there is only one song that should be playing in the background when spunky rebels are being chased by bullies, and it is Judas Priest’s “Breaking the Law.” Behold:
youtu.be/4zGBbEPq92Q?...
youtu.be/4zGBbEPq92Q?...
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Really the simplest way to get the Epstein files released is to somehow get them to Hegseth
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Really the simplest way to get the Epstein files released is to somehow get them to Hegseth
Yes! COVID contrarians are constantly citing Sweden as the example we should have emulated but Peru, Russia or Brazil are far better case studies.
We know exactly what a "let it rip" strategy during the pandemic would have looked like and it is extremely bad.
We know exactly what a "let it rip" strategy during the pandemic would have looked like and it is extremely bad.
August 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I love you, McSweeney’s, for making me chortle at the end of a long day.
"When Grundle first approached the village with his plan to drain the swamp in exchange for complete and total rule over the villagers, I couldn’t have been more excited."
I’m Starting to Think Grundle the Swamp Monster May Never Drain the Swamp
It’s been six months since The Elder was exiled and control of the village was put back into capable and trustworthy hands. And yet the haunted swa...
buff.ly
July 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love you, McSweeney’s, for making me chortle at the end of a long day.
Idea: Democrats propose appointing a Special Counsel to investigate Epstein’s ties to BOTH Bill Clinton and Donald Trump.
I’d like to see the GOP explain to their base why they would turn that offer down.
I’d like to see the GOP explain to their base why they would turn that offer down.
July 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Idea: Democrats propose appointing a Special Counsel to investigate Epstein’s ties to BOTH Bill Clinton and Donald Trump.
I’d like to see the GOP explain to their base why they would turn that offer down.
I’d like to see the GOP explain to their base why they would turn that offer down.
In a 2002 magazine article Trump said he 1) was friends with Epstein for 20 years; 2) partied with Epstein; and 3) knew Epstein liked girls “on the younger side.” The DA who gave Epstein a sweetheart deal and called his victims sex workers, Alexander Acosta, was Secretary of Labor for Trump 1.0.
July 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In a 2002 magazine article Trump said he 1) was friends with Epstein for 20 years; 2) partied with Epstein; and 3) knew Epstein liked girls “on the younger side.” The DA who gave Epstein a sweetheart deal and called his victims sex workers, Alexander Acosta, was Secretary of Labor for Trump 1.0.