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L’état profond c’est moi.
Proud TradAI.
Is photo? Is magic.
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wonderful.

What do you call your style?
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I think you just wrote a country song.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
“you have as your constitutional duty the authority to arrest him”

Yep, have fun diagramming that sentence.

So was that written by AI or ?
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
TBH, your name me wonder. Then I saw the Dropkick Murphys and I knew you guys were OK.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tesla stock looks like a Ponzi scheme propped up by the same people who join MLMs.
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I didn’t know about Unix until the 90s, which I thought was the Unix epoch. It also would make Trump 50ish, so I was confused.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m more concerned about the damage done to our institutions that can’t be undone by the magic of drag queens.
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Eh, let’s not criticize people for their physical appearance. Somewhere out there is a man who looks just like Steve Cheung, who isn’t a total asshole, and who gets a little sad when he sees posts like this. Do better.
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I enjoyed the column and wanted to read the author’s response to RFK Jr. unfortunately, the link is broken.
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I did, because my dad used to sing it to me during the holidays when he made chocolate mousse, which involved a (very small) vat of chocolate.
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My dad used to sing me that on holidays when he made chocolate mousse.
October 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There is only one John Gotti song. La di da di.

youtu.be/emn6GzOKtaw?...
Fun Lovin' Criminals - The King Of New York (Official Video)
YouTube video by Fun Lovin' Criminals
youtu.be
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reclaiming the frog. I like it.
October 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Apparently I’m going to need to read up on Bayesians v. frequentists later to get this joke.
October 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You got me. I bought the calendar and the mug.
October 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love the shape of the grill. And everything else.
October 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM