🐞 TheGardenShrew 🐞
@lemonlimeliz.bsky.social
Elder millennial swamp witch 🧙♀️🍄🌿🌻
Talk plants with me ✌🏻💚🪴
(Please)(the people in my life are begging you)
Half cup of cow peas for one grow bag of plants. Clearly it's about the ~journey / learning of growing, and not the yield 🫠😁
July 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Half cup of cow peas for one grow bag of plants. Clearly it's about the ~journey / learning of growing, and not the yield 🫠😁
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you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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Happy Baseball, to all who celebrate!
March 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Happy Baseball, to all who celebrate!
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Every time you see someone powerful acting like a craven coward in the face of this authoritarian menace, let it stiffen your own spine. We are all we've got.
March 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Every time you see someone powerful acting like a craven coward in the face of this authoritarian menace, let it stiffen your own spine. We are all we've got.
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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Somebody somewhere
Needs an old abandoned road
filled with flowers tonight
Needs an old abandoned road
filled with flowers tonight
March 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Somebody somewhere
Needs an old abandoned road
filled with flowers tonight
Needs an old abandoned road
filled with flowers tonight
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Every Movie in 1999:
I'm starting to think that suburbia might have problems, btw.
March 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Every Movie in 1999:
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Post the amazing science things you have done with federal funding.
January 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Post the amazing science things you have done with federal funding.
Return crocus from last year. Messing up my tulip box but I'm not mad 🥹🪻💚
March 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Return crocus from last year. Messing up my tulip box but I'm not mad 🥹🪻💚
Amazon is like the medical insurance of consumerism. Evil, for-profit, unnecessary middleman that provide no real service.
March 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Amazon is like the medical insurance of consumerism. Evil, for-profit, unnecessary middleman that provide no real service.
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Water avens,one of my favourite wildflowers. #wildflowerhour
February 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Water avens,one of my favourite wildflowers. #wildflowerhour
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Today I've discovered an animal called "Skeleton panda sea squirt" exists. A sessile, filter feeding tunicat.
February 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Today I've discovered an animal called "Skeleton panda sea squirt" exists. A sessile, filter feeding tunicat.
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Most people in the US have no idea about the attacks on federally funded science or our government institutions. Many (or most!) of your family, coworkers, neighbors, and friends have no idea. My own MAGA dad thinks DOGE is just identifying waste, and that nothing has been cut. We have to tell them.
February 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Most people in the US have no idea about the attacks on federally funded science or our government institutions. Many (or most!) of your family, coworkers, neighbors, and friends have no idea. My own MAGA dad thinks DOGE is just identifying waste, and that nothing has been cut. We have to tell them.
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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
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Elon Musk is trying to take over the USA so he can reinstate feudalism with billionaires as kings, in case that wasn’t already apparent.
This sounds insane and is still in fact 110% accurate.
This sounds insane and is still in fact 110% accurate.
February 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Elon Musk is trying to take over the USA so he can reinstate feudalism with billionaires as kings, in case that wasn’t already apparent.
This sounds insane and is still in fact 110% accurate.
This sounds insane and is still in fact 110% accurate.
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If the DNC existed in 1776, America would still have a King today.
They would attend every coronation, applauding enthusiastically whenever the crown sought more power.
And their serfs (sorry, “interns”) would send regular emails asking for $50 to help fight monarchy.
They would attend every coronation, applauding enthusiastically whenever the crown sought more power.
And their serfs (sorry, “interns”) would send regular emails asking for $50 to help fight monarchy.
February 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If the DNC existed in 1776, America would still have a King today.
They would attend every coronation, applauding enthusiastically whenever the crown sought more power.
And their serfs (sorry, “interns”) would send regular emails asking for $50 to help fight monarchy.
They would attend every coronation, applauding enthusiastically whenever the crown sought more power.
And their serfs (sorry, “interns”) would send regular emails asking for $50 to help fight monarchy.
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RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
Today I was at the park, contemplating the upcoming aRctiC bLaSt and how it might affect the birds and how maybe I should feed them, when I realized I am one fuzzy bucket hat away from turning into the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2
January 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Today I was at the park, contemplating the upcoming aRctiC bLaSt and how it might affect the birds and how maybe I should feed them, when I realized I am one fuzzy bucket hat away from turning into the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2
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American teens are flocking to a new video app
January 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
American teens are flocking to a new video app
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i just realized if they really ban tiktok vine can come back
January 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i just realized if they really ban tiktok vine can come back
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You can tell companies’ AI projects are going really well because every app is bait-and-switching their most commonly pressed button with something called like “Answers By Glorp” to get people to even accidentally use it
January 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You can tell companies’ AI projects are going really well because every app is bait-and-switching their most commonly pressed button with something called like “Answers By Glorp” to get people to even accidentally use it
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Word of the Day is one I keep posting at the end of the year, hoping its time will come.
‘Respair’, from the 16th century, is fresh hope, and a recovery from despair.
Here’s to a few drops of respair in 2025.
‘Respair’, from the 16th century, is fresh hope, and a recovery from despair.
Here’s to a few drops of respair in 2025.
December 31, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Word of the Day is one I keep posting at the end of the year, hoping its time will come.
‘Respair’, from the 16th century, is fresh hope, and a recovery from despair.
Here’s to a few drops of respair in 2025.
‘Respair’, from the 16th century, is fresh hope, and a recovery from despair.
Here’s to a few drops of respair in 2025.
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I’m in Japan right now so I’m obliged to remind the world — we don’t want AI. We want a robust rail system. We want trains. Metros. High speed. Locals. Cute trains. Efficient trains. Trains.
December 26, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I’m in Japan right now so I’m obliged to remind the world — we don’t want AI. We want a robust rail system. We want trains. Metros. High speed. Locals. Cute trains. Efficient trains. Trains.