Jarom Scott Andrews
@legendofjarom.bsky.social
Genre screenwriter. I love cinematic gore but real blood makes me woozy. First name rhymes with “scare ‘em.” (he/him)
Seated for Send Help 🏝️
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Seated for Send Help 🏝️
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Hundreds of people spelled out the distress signal "SOS" on Bde Maka Ska in Minneapolis on Friday, Jan. 30.
📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Hundreds of people spelled out the distress signal "SOS" on Bde Maka Ska in Minneapolis on Friday, Jan. 30.
📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
📷️ Provided by Jeff Schad
Absolutely devastated that *insert your favorite hard-charging billionaire mogul here* is featured in the Epstein files.
January 31, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Absolutely devastated that *insert your favorite hard-charging billionaire mogul here* is featured in the Epstein files.
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When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
My son is watching The Emperor’s New Groove, and you know how people often look very different from how you imagine based on their voice? Not this guy. This guy looks exactly like he sounds, and vice versa.
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
My son is watching The Emperor’s New Groove, and you know how people often look very different from how you imagine based on their voice? Not this guy. This guy looks exactly like he sounds, and vice versa.
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What if I told you we don't have to live like this, and that this is not in fact the pinnacle of either technology or human potential?
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
What if I told you we don't have to live like this, and that this is not in fact the pinnacle of either technology or human potential?
It’s looking like the end of Casablanca out here tonight
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 AM
It’s looking like the end of Casablanca out here tonight
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waiting for someone at my seaside grave
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
waiting for someone at my seaside grave
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Maybe this is naive, but I feel like Mamdani would've gotten the Pelham 123 guys to stand down and turn themselves in. Would've walked down that tunnel himself with a bag of empanadas & pure hope.
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Maybe this is naive, but I feel like Mamdani would've gotten the Pelham 123 guys to stand down and turn themselves in. Would've walked down that tunnel himself with a bag of empanadas & pure hope.
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Y’all. This is the link for a troop in Minneapolis that can’t do their usual sales because of Icestapo. The troop has of 12 kids including trans and neurodiverse youth and 75% BIPOC kids. Buying Girl Scout cookies is solidarity with the resistance!
January 29, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Y’all. This is the link for a troop in Minneapolis that can’t do their usual sales because of Icestapo. The troop has of 12 kids including trans and neurodiverse youth and 75% BIPOC kids. Buying Girl Scout cookies is solidarity with the resistance!
Pretty and functional! Gochujang turkey in a sweet potato bowl.
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Pretty and functional! Gochujang turkey in a sweet potato bowl.
Sweet potatoes are lovely little things, aren’t they?
January 28, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Sweet potatoes are lovely little things, aren’t they?
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Thank you to all of the city workers who have been working around the clock this weekend to keep us safe. No job is too small, no storm is too big.
January 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Thank you to all of the city workers who have been working around the clock this weekend to keep us safe. No job is too small, no storm is too big.
If any parents are looking for fun shows for their young kids, don’t sleep on AppleTV. Lots of very well-made, educational, and chill options. Not A Box, Shape Island, Frog and Toad, and many others. Go to the Kids and Family tab and the go to the Apple Originals section. #filmsky
January 25, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If any parents are looking for fun shows for their young kids, don’t sleep on AppleTV. Lots of very well-made, educational, and chill options. Not A Box, Shape Island, Frog and Toad, and many others. Go to the Kids and Family tab and the go to the Apple Originals section. #filmsky
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Factual statements like this need to carry the day not known lies by the regime
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Factual statements like this need to carry the day not known lies by the regime
So angry. So incredibly proud of the Minnesotans who are standing up for their neighbors. They’re everything good about this country and the world. And I really believe the good is going to win.
January 24, 2026 at 10:14 PM
So angry. So incredibly proud of the Minnesotans who are standing up for their neighbors. They’re everything good about this country and the world. And I really believe the good is going to win.
Anyone watching Mad Men on HBO Max and noticing a weird aliasing/strobing effect? It’s just this show that’s doing it for me. Especially when someone is wearing a detailed piece of clothing, which is often.
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Anyone watching Mad Men on HBO Max and noticing a weird aliasing/strobing effect? It’s just this show that’s doing it for me. Especially when someone is wearing a detailed piece of clothing, which is often.
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I hate it when people bring over screenshots from that other place. Unless they are positive first reviews of Sam Raimi's SEND HELP opening everywhere January 30th.
BELIEVE THE HYPE! #SendHelp
BELIEVE THE HYPE! #SendHelp
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I hate it when people bring over screenshots from that other place. Unless they are positive first reviews of Sam Raimi's SEND HELP opening everywhere January 30th.
BELIEVE THE HYPE! #SendHelp
BELIEVE THE HYPE! #SendHelp
Really enjoyed this
Nia DaCosta’s 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE is as British as its predecessor - and that’s terrifying. Read our full thoughts within.
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE Is An Infernal Requiem For A Broken Britain
Nia DaCosta’s 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE is as British as its predecessor - and that’s terrifying. Read our full thoughts within.
dlvr.it
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Really enjoyed this
Sing Street is one of those movies that I recommend to anyone, regardless of taste. One of the few recent-ish films that has that power. #filmsky
This is a great list and it has Sing Street on it and everyone should watch Sing Street. Also RRR
I went through Netflix’s entire film catalogue (it can be done, but it’s not easy) and picked out 20 essential titles. How long will they all be available there? I genuinely don’t know!
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Sing Street is one of those movies that I recommend to anyone, regardless of taste. One of the few recent-ish films that has that power. #filmsky
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This makes me so happy.
January 20, 2026 at 4:35 PM
This makes me so happy.
“The bus driver don’t stop.”
“Why not, Bill?”
“Because to stop would take too much time. And if you knew what he was running from, you’d be begging him to drive faster.”
“Why not, Bill?”
“Because to stop would take too much time. And if you knew what he was running from, you’d be begging him to drive faster.”
This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
“The bus driver don’t stop.”
“Why not, Bill?”
“Because to stop would take too much time. And if you knew what he was running from, you’d be begging him to drive faster.”
“Why not, Bill?”
“Because to stop would take too much time. And if you knew what he was running from, you’d be begging him to drive faster.”
Not sure which food has the widest gap between “looks delicious” vs. “very unpleasant to eat” but honeycomb has to be way up there
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Not sure which food has the widest gap between “looks delicious” vs. “very unpleasant to eat” but honeycomb has to be way up there
It’s so incredibly cool to me that the whole vibe of his campaign just carried right over into his mayoral persona. Beyond refreshing.
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
It’s so incredibly cool to me that the whole vibe of his campaign just carried right over into his mayoral persona. Beyond refreshing.