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Jarom Scott Andrews
@legendofjarom.bsky.social
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Genre screenwriter. I love cinematic gore but real blood makes me woozy. First name rhymes with “scare ‘em.” (he/him)
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The weary traveler, laid to rest.
A decommissioned tug boat resting on a lawn with blue sky and fall leaves in the background
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Perfect viewing for a rainy autumn day #filmsky
The Criterion release of Fantastic Mr. Fox
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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November

The air is an icebox
The trees are explosions
The people are balls of yarn
A rainy autumn scene, with balding trees, orange leaves spread across the grass, a river in the distance, and a lodge-style building
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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The Mamdani, revisited.
An egg, cheese, and jalapeño on a roll, or “The Mamdani,” with the addition of diced red peppers.
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Made a Mamdani. Got beat up a bit in transit, but still delicious.
An egg, cheese, and jalapeño sandwich, like you’d get at a bodega.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I know someone who’s hoping I never get to folding the laundry.
A dog curled up asleep on a pile of clean laundry
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Capped off the Halloween season with @realgdt.bsky.social’s FRANKENSTEIN last night, and it’s the kind of film that sticks with you for a long time. I learned something about being a father and something about being a son. Grateful to have seen it on the big screen. #filmsky
A poster of Frankenstein showing the Monster with long, scraggly hair and dressed in rough leather and furs, looking moodily into camera
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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A tree covered in orangish-red fall leaves, blowing in the wind, and the moon shining behind it
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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A metal tower—a navigational beacon—lit by the moon and artificial lights and sitting atop a hill
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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A nighttime scene with clouds streaming across the moon and a tower rising up in the foreground.
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Happy Halloween! Here’s the complete list of what I watched this year. Might be able to squeeze in one or two more today… #filmsky
A screenshot of a Letterboxd list showing the following movies: -The Amityville Horror -The Fog -What Lies Beneath -28 Years Later -Halloween 2 -Jurassic Park -Halloween 3 -An American Werewolf in London -The Strangers -Psycho (1998) -Rear Window -Disturbia -The Wolf Man -The Woman in Black -Casper -Terrifier -Rabbit Trap -Halloween (2018) -The Nightmare Before Christmas -Ghostbusters The rest of the list showing: -Halloween Kills -Halloween Ends -Halloween (2007)
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Perfect rainy day vibes.
A tree line with the leaves turning colors set against a grey, rainy sky.
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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A nautical #FirstPageFriday with SHARK IN THE POND. Check it out now on the 2025 #DeadList! Link in the next post. #scriptsky #filmsky #screenwriting
EXT. NORTH ATLANTIC - UNDERWATER - NIGHT Moonlight pierces the surface. It reaches as far as it can before disappearing into the inky depths. Something SPLASHES into the water and sinks, trailing BLOOD and BITS OF FLESH in looping spirals. CHUM. More drops in until the water is cloudy with gore. Then, with a bigger splash, A HUNK OF MEAT ON A HOOK. The meat hangs in suspense, leaking blood. POV: A BIG ANIMAL swims for the bait. Cut back to the meat on the hook. It bobs up and down in the moon-shot sea. Then -- Underwater ripples nudge the bait an instant before the animal arrives in a MASSIVE BLUR OF GREY FLESH. A GREAT WHITE SHARK. The shark swallows the meat and hauls it away. The hook is set. EXT. FISHING BOAT - SAME A shabby but well-equipped 40-footer with a hefty FISHING ROD mounted on the back deck. The rod bends as the shark takes the bait. The reel spins. DIRK, a grizzled poacher, grabs the rod with both hands. He straps himself into a deck chair. DIRK That’s it. Swim all you want. He watches the line screaming into the water and yells over his shoulder. DIRK (cont'd) Put it in reverse! He’s a fighter! The CAPTAIN fires up the engine with a worried look.
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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What is your “I recommend to everyone” movie? 🎥
Poster for the movie SING STREET showing a boy playing guitar and styled like a rock star and a girl behind him, wearing sunglasses and looking very 80s and unbothered.
October 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Holy shit. The Winkelvi have returned. Simulation ass timeline.
A list of donor names funding the destruction of the White House with two names circled in red: Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss.
October 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Choosing violence.
A package of Hidden Valley Ranch Lovers Pepperoni Hot Pockets™️
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Back in first grade, I won a school-wide coloring contest for my depiction of Frankenstein’s monster. Loved that dude ever since. Excited to see @realgdt.bsky.social’s FRANKENSTEIN on the big screen this weekend to experience what I’m sure will become this generation’s definitive version. #filmsky
The poster for Guillermo del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN, showing a man in a tattered cloak standing in a snowy landscape and facing a ship stranded in the ice.
October 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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One of the reasons I wrote SHARK IN THE POND is it’s the kind of movie I would have grabbed from the video store shelf based on the cover art and then ended up watching 100 times and falling in love. So @justinolson.bsky.social’s VHS-style artwork for The #DeadList makes me very happy. #scriptsky
VHS-style movie poster, showing a video tape on a shelf with cover art depicting a pond at sunset and a shark fin rising from the water. The title of the movie is SHARK IN THE POND. The tagline says, “Just when you thought it was safe to go to Walden Pond.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Let sleeping dogs lie.
A peacefully sleeping dog, curled up into a ball on top of a fuzzy blanket.
October 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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SHARK IN THE POND: There’s a great white shark in Walden Pond, and four college students who want to save it clash with the authorities trying to put it down. It’s JAWS in a freshwater pond. #scriptsky
A movie poster showing a pond at sunset and a shark fin surfacing from the water. The title is SHARK IN THE POND.
October 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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“You sure that’s the name we want to go with, boss?”
Two bottles of pool chemicals labeled “Hardness Indicator.”
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Blustery autumn day. No work. Time to finally break out @mikeflanaganfilm.com’s director’s cut of Doctor Sleep! #filmsky
My hand holding up the 4K copy of Doctor Sleep in front of a TV with the Doctor Sleep menu.
October 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Look at Sweetie in her little sweater
A little dog wearing a pink sweater and chewing on something she found in the grass while looking at the camera, unbothered.
October 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Good lord, do we really need a visualizer for this one?! 👀
The YouTube thumbnail for Taylor Swift’s “visualizer” video for her new song “Wood.”
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Post a you from a different era.
Me in some kind of late-breaking emo/grunge swirl, documenting my long hair in the mirror with a selfie.
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM