Layla Smackdown
laylasmackdown.bsky.social
Layla Smackdown
@laylasmackdown.bsky.social
Ease and Uplift. Stardust and Space trash. Suffering no fools.
Reposted by Layla Smackdown
"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)"

This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Reposted by Layla Smackdown
I came across this from that other place, written 12 days after J6 and two days before Trump was evicted and Biden took over. We are in the trouble we’re in because Trump was not held accountable for his crimes, particularly inciting a ldeadly insurrection. Accountability is key for our future.
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Coalitions shall be built one toad at a time. May we play and plague 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
Like I know there are edgelord leftists out there who look down their noses at shit like No Kings but sorry you guys, the more mass protest looks fun and family-friendly, the bigger it gets and the better its chances of being broadly effective
Portland does not own the patent on inflatable animal costume protests, come on people
October 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Reposted by Layla Smackdown
guys can we do frogs everywhere? please i need a frog uprising

you know…before we croak

we need a jump in activism

a ribbit revolution

vive les grenouilles libres!
October 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There are very few “trends” I would care to revisit from 2020. I hope my justice-focused and confrontational friends can resist the bait of escalation. This is all the twisted distraction of a psychopath.
September 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
And in another chapter of “STILL WITH THIS FUCKING GUY?”
Hey no big deal and all but... Senate Republicans just confirmed Joe Kent, a conspiracy theorist with alarming ties to white nationalists and far-right groups, to lead the National Counterterrorism Center. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Senate Confirms Conspiracy Theorist To Lead National Counterterrorism Center
www.huffpost.com
July 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
JFC
The first privately developed U.S. nuclear enrichment facility is going to be built in Paducah, Kentucky at the site of a former nuclear fuel plant.

The US government is now allowing a private citizen to enrich uranium, aka nuclear bombs.

That private citizen is "destroy humanity" Peter Thiel.
Billionaire Peter Thiel backing first privately developed US uranium enrichment facility in Paducah
A California-based company with ties to billionaire investor and Trump ally Peter Thiel announced plans Friday to build America’s first U.S.-owned, privately developed facility to enrich uranium in fa...
www.wkms.org
July 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I got stung by a bee today. To be fair I was making a ruckus where it was trying to work.
July 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
*chef’s kiss*
"As a millennial, I am apparently urged to be concerned about this phenomenon of Gen Z folks supposedly failing to appropriately interact with me through sufficiently pleasant facial expressions, so I thought it might be helpful to offer my thoughts."
My Thoughts on the 'Gen Z Stare'
And I do have thoughts.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
July 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“I will NOT yield to disrespectful men.”
AOC, talking Medicaid cuts — after Rep. Weber chides her for addressing the camera:

“.. There are 13.7 million Americans on the other side of that screen. .. They deserve. To see. What is happening. Here.”

@aoc.bsky.social
May 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yeah this season of Arrested Development is the wildest one yet.
David Brooks is Communist Manifesto posting, Harvard is antifascist now, Bill Kristol is a Bernie Bro now, SCOTUS is releasing emergency panic judgments, Frank fucking Luntz is in the NYT today extolling the virtues of empathy.

The era of Finding Out is a trip
Hard to shake the feeling that a lot of enablers are finally arriving at the "oh shit what did we do" stage of things
April 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Reposted by Layla Smackdown
I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Three months? Or 84 years? WHAT IS TIME
April 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ugh this fucking guy AGAIN/STILL
Oh, and let’s not forget that not only was a reporter on there that shouldn’t have been, but so was a guy that wasn’t even yet confirmed as a nominee.

So Joe Kent also didn’t have security clearance. Did he?
“Signalgate” Snares One of Oregon’s Own
www.wweek.com
March 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Just left a voicemail for my representative @gluesenkampperez.house.gov expressing my disgust over her voting to censure @algreen.house.gov. Rep. Green’s truth to power on Wednesday should be held up as inspiration, not admonished with performative pearl-clutching. More #goodtrouble please.
March 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
They’re just such slobbering freaks 🤷🏻‍♀️
March 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I once dated a dude who confessed he got bilked out of like, $1500 bucks in Vegas because he and the stripper he really connected with were “just talking” in the champagne room and he didn’t realize the meter was running. I told him he shouldn’t tell that story on dates anymore.
February 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The US, in a single image.
February 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I don’t care if it’s petty but I get such a giggle every time @hcrichardson.bsky.social refers to DOGE as “doggy.” It’s the little bits of humor that are gonna keep my head above water.
February 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The North remembers.
February 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The masses are asses and here we are, going through a hasty coup, traveling at the speed of stupid.
February 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Really would have thought ditching weed when I did would lead to “looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue” anxiety, but it’s actually been the opposite. 3 weeks weed free My acorn is disintegrating and my tree is growing. No euphemism here 😂
January 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If “malevolent incompetence” is a spectrum, on one end is the dudes from Office Space having to look up “laundering” in the dictionary. And the other end is the fresh hell we are currently steeped in.
How will "malevolent incompetence" work out as a governing philosophy? I guess we will all find out together.
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I hope Dr. Fauci is living his best life someplace beautiful abroad, safe and sound. We never deserved him.
January 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM