Layla Smackdown
@laylasmackdown.bsky.social
Ease and Uplift. Stardust and Space trash. Suffering no fools.
*runs to the store for fruity pebbles for some reason*
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
*runs to the store for fruity pebbles for some reason*
They’re both rich old men yelling at the clouds. Exhausting.
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
They’re both rich old men yelling at the clouds. Exhausting.
“Meanwhile,” in another country…on another continent. Way to defend murderers while also showing your whole antisemitic ass. Great work.
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“Meanwhile,” in another country…on another continent. Way to defend murderers while also showing your whole antisemitic ass. Great work.
Not proud of how hard I just giggled, just grateful 🤣
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Not proud of how hard I just giggled, just grateful 🤣
I’m afraid you’ll have to split those hairs with the violent perpetrators. The manifestation of globalizing intifada is terrorizing Jews—an inconvenience for your version of an idealistic cause.
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m afraid you’ll have to split those hairs with the violent perpetrators. The manifestation of globalizing intifada is terrorizing Jews—an inconvenience for your version of an idealistic cause.
Says…you? This is exactly what calls of globalizing intifada looks like. How inconvenient for you in this tragic moment.
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Says…you? This is exactly what calls of globalizing intifada looks like. How inconvenient for you in this tragic moment.
Brow professional here: it’s the eyebrows. If she had ANY
mobility in her forehead (the fault of whoever does her injections) they wouldn’t be as awful. But the severity of the arch is too damn much.
mobility in her forehead (the fault of whoever does her injections) they wouldn’t be as awful. But the severity of the arch is too damn much.
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Brow professional here: it’s the eyebrows. If she had ANY
mobility in her forehead (the fault of whoever does her injections) they wouldn’t be as awful. But the severity of the arch is too damn much.
mobility in her forehead (the fault of whoever does her injections) they wouldn’t be as awful. But the severity of the arch is too damn much.
Ready for literally any other Real World Boston participants to be in charge.
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ready for literally any other Real World Boston participants to be in charge.
This is legitimately what I hear in my head whenever Republicans are asked about their plan. Thank you for the spoon full of sugar to help the medicine go down.
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is legitimately what I hear in my head whenever Republicans are asked about their plan. Thank you for the spoon full of sugar to help the medicine go down.
This, and also I think how much schlepping the parent(s) cared to do counts for a lot Recently I was thinking that club sports didn’t exist where I grew up—alas, it was just my parents not wanting to be full time chauffeurs for ALL of my hobbies. Which is fair!
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This, and also I think how much schlepping the parent(s) cared to do counts for a lot Recently I was thinking that club sports didn’t exist where I grew up—alas, it was just my parents not wanting to be full time chauffeurs for ALL of my hobbies. Which is fair!
I give the grace I would want to receive. I don’t judge you though, we all have our own codes 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I give the grace I would want to receive. I don’t judge you though, we all have our own codes 🤣
20 min grace period, then it gets pulled out. Guilt free, teachable moment, no regrets.
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
20 min grace period, then it gets pulled out. Guilt free, teachable moment, no regrets.
Crisps>Streusel>Pie
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Crisps>Streusel>Pie
Mugatu’s post prison rehabilitation line?
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Mugatu’s post prison rehabilitation line?
Ewww but why do I need to know this part 🍋
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ewww but why do I need to know this part 🍋
So they’re basically gonna do nothing philanthropic now. Cool cool cool
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
So they’re basically gonna do nothing philanthropic now. Cool cool cool
This year people should consider handing out fun nonperishables instead of overpriced candy.
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This year people should consider handing out fun nonperishables instead of overpriced candy.
I heard it in this tone
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I heard it in this tone
You had me at little gay golums 🤩
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You had me at little gay golums 🤩
It’s the small-town efforts that will have the biggest impact. This is so inspiring!
October 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s the small-town efforts that will have the biggest impact. This is so inspiring!
I mean yeah…but did you SEE the Argentinian President ROCKING OUT?! 🙄
October 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I mean yeah…but did you SEE the Argentinian President ROCKING OUT?! 🙄