Lavajackal
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Thanks for clarifying the source because I legit thought it was another tediously contrarian Atlantic piece.
February 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Thanks for clarifying the source because I legit thought it was another tediously contrarian Atlantic piece.
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is probably ok
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Did not expect the story of Mario Tennis Fever to basically begin with “Daisy is on her deathbed.”
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Did not expect the story of Mario Tennis Fever to basically begin with “Daisy is on her deathbed.”
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That poor dogs face:
“I know he’s a friend of Epstein but what can I do, I’m a dog!”
“I know he’s a friend of Epstein but what can I do, I’m a dog!”
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 AM
That poor dogs face:
“I know he’s a friend of Epstein but what can I do, I’m a dog!”
“I know he’s a friend of Epstein but what can I do, I’m a dog!”
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The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.
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Reading the entire Thucydides for the first time and boy does Athens not come off well in the lead-up. Corinth has fairly legitimate grievances and the Athenian response is just "nuh uh"
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Reading the entire Thucydides for the first time and boy does Athens not come off well in the lead-up. Corinth has fairly legitimate grievances and the Athenian response is just "nuh uh"
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so many mistakes could have been avoided, if Pippin had simply been given some prescription Adderall
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
so many mistakes could have been avoided, if Pippin had simply been given some prescription Adderall
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Yeah, I'm sorry. Your dog has a severe case of being a cat. That'll be £1,600 please
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Yeah, I'm sorry. Your dog has a severe case of being a cat. That'll be £1,600 please
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liz truss has now been a podcaster for longer than she was prime minister
January 28, 2026 at 1:02 PM
liz truss has now been a podcaster for longer than she was prime minister
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I have questions.
Drone carrying live pig crashes into power lines, cuts Sichuan village electricity for 10 hours
A villager in Sichuan caused a 10-hour blackout for his entire village after a drone he was using to transport a live pig crashed into high-voltage power lines.
www.thestandard.com.hk
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I have questions.
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say what you like about Saruman but at least he was a YIMBY
January 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
say what you like about Saruman but at least he was a YIMBY
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a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
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This world is hilarious* because I wake up to check my feed, and it’s evenly split between clips of government officials lying/equivocating and a hundred pictures of Yoshi.
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
This world is hilarious* because I wake up to check my feed, and it’s evenly split between clips of government officials lying/equivocating and a hundred pictures of Yoshi.
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in conclusion, the Home Office sucks
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 PM
in conclusion, the Home Office sucks
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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Unanimous vote in the House to repeal provision letting Senators sue the US over the Jan 6 probe and get millions of dollars
Genuinely endearing how much the two chambers hate each other. A true Legolas/Gimli meme for House members against their true enemy, the Senate
(will be part of the minibus)
Genuinely endearing how much the two chambers hate each other. A true Legolas/Gimli meme for House members against their true enemy, the Senate
(will be part of the minibus)
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Unanimous vote in the House to repeal provision letting Senators sue the US over the Jan 6 probe and get millions of dollars
Genuinely endearing how much the two chambers hate each other. A true Legolas/Gimli meme for House members against their true enemy, the Senate
(will be part of the minibus)
Genuinely endearing how much the two chambers hate each other. A true Legolas/Gimli meme for House members against their true enemy, the Senate
(will be part of the minibus)
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It's instructive to go back to this photo, taken ten years ago, and remember that this is what he is, and this is all he ever has been: a man driven by a pathological instinct to be abusive. Nothing has changed; no capacity for grand strategy has accrued to his person. It's cruelty all the way down.
January 22, 2026 at 10:26 AM
It's instructive to go back to this photo, taken ten years ago, and remember that this is what he is, and this is all he ever has been: a man driven by a pathological instinct to be abusive. Nothing has changed; no capacity for grand strategy has accrued to his person. It's cruelty all the way down.
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Do you people have some kind of fetish for getting yelled at?
Yeah Europe is bad in exactly the ways you are describing and more and they are all still better than you.
Yeah Europe is bad in exactly the ways you are describing and more and they are all still better than you.
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Do you people have some kind of fetish for getting yelled at?
Yeah Europe is bad in exactly the ways you are describing and more and they are all still better than you.
Yeah Europe is bad in exactly the ways you are describing and more and they are all still better than you.
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Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
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i think that you're being an absolute wiener if your key complaint as an American right now is "the Europeans on this niche social media site are being mildly rude to me over the prospect of our mad king going to war with them."
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
i think that you're being an absolute wiener if your key complaint as an American right now is "the Europeans on this niche social media site are being mildly rude to me over the prospect of our mad king going to war with them."
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I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM
I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...