Lauren the Flute
@laurentheflute.bsky.social
Writes too many words & talks too much. Storyteller, writer, VGM flutist & singer, newbie beader, Twitch affiliate, Texan-Canadian. Leader of the Returners. Marketer by trade, artist at heart. 🏳️🌈
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Hello, new folks! Might as well introduce myself. I do a lot of things (though less so lately due to chronic illness flare) so you might know me from:
+ Video game music, including my band The Returners
+ Streaming games on Twitch
+ Writing (mostly fanfic these days)
+ Generally talking a lot
+ Video game music, including my band The Returners
+ Streaming games on Twitch
+ Writing (mostly fanfic these days)
+ Generally talking a lot
There's some really bad shit happening and it really fucking sucks! I do believe things will get better eventually because a lot of people are working very hard on helping things get better, but boy does it suck along the way
February 6, 2026 at 7:36 AM
There's some really bad shit happening and it really fucking sucks! I do believe things will get better eventually because a lot of people are working very hard on helping things get better, but boy does it suck along the way
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One must imagine Sisyphus rolling the boulder down into Plato's cave and everyone running Indiana Jones style
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
One must imagine Sisyphus rolling the boulder down into Plato's cave and everyone running Indiana Jones style
My hair isn't *good* but it is *less bad* and sometimes that's the best option we have available to us, and *some* improvement is better than *no* improvement
(this is not just about hair)
(this is not just about hair)
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
My hair isn't *good* but it is *less bad* and sometimes that's the best option we have available to us, and *some* improvement is better than *no* improvement
(this is not just about hair)
(this is not just about hair)
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February 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I was super bummed about all my hair continuing to fall out so I cut it super short again and I feel less miserable about it. If you can't have the situation you actually want (my hair back, in this case), there's often an acceptable alternative that is possible. Good reminder.
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I was super bummed about all my hair continuing to fall out so I cut it super short again and I feel less miserable about it. If you can't have the situation you actually want (my hair back, in this case), there's often an acceptable alternative that is possible. Good reminder.
So, so, so true. That plus the pretty dress scene plus all the hilarious asides and character moments and just, yeah, this movie was made for 13-year-old girls and I LOVED it
If you want to know what 13 yo girls love… it’s the part in Ever After where she can take anything she “can carry”.
February 5, 2026 at 5:30 AM
So, so, so true. That plus the pretty dress scene plus all the hilarious asides and character moments and just, yeah, this movie was made for 13-year-old girls and I LOVED it
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Thaws your heart a bit
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Thaws your heart a bit
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Here, hopefully this can help.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Here, hopefully this can help.
The fucking Cato Institute. Bunch of libertarian shitheads so it's not like they could be plausibly accused of having a left-leaning bias. Not that the white nationalists making political decisions right now care about plausibility, but maybe some folks you know do.
The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The fucking Cato Institute. Bunch of libertarian shitheads so it's not like they could be plausibly accused of having a left-leaning bias. Not that the white nationalists making political decisions right now care about plausibility, but maybe some folks you know do.
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journalists are workers who deserve to be paid fairly for our labor and I think that far too few consumers of media recognize or even care about this fact
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
journalists are workers who deserve to be paid fairly for our labor and I think that far too few consumers of media recognize or even care about this fact
I wonder if I move and talk like a person who's used to YouTube or Twitch when I'm recorded on video, because when I see videos of people who are used to being on TikTok, there is a specific way they move their hands and a cadence to their speaking that is consistent and immediately recognizable
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I wonder if I move and talk like a person who's used to YouTube or Twitch when I'm recorded on video, because when I see videos of people who are used to being on TikTok, there is a specific way they move their hands and a cadence to their speaking that is consistent and immediately recognizable
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
This makes me think of @d20love.bsky.social
me, in a dream, trying to describe a video game on the phone: it's the one with all the characters. ...yes, Kirby's in it, but he's not important—
(holds phone away from ear)
me: I'm sorry. of course Kirby is important.
(holds phone away from ear)
me: I'm sorry. of course Kirby is important.
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
This makes me think of @d20love.bsky.social
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We have enough evidence for UBI in general that this policy should be a given. But the difference is, to understand UBI works is to believe that people are fundamentally good. And a big chunk of society is built around the belief, *must maintain the belief* that people are fundamentally bad.
"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.
Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
Homeless Oregon youth got $1,000 a month for two years. Most found housing after • Oregon Capital Chronicle
Oregon is the second of its kind in the nation to implement the direct cash transfer program after New York City.
oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
We have enough evidence for UBI in general that this policy should be a given. But the difference is, to understand UBI works is to believe that people are fundamentally good. And a big chunk of society is built around the belief, *must maintain the belief* that people are fundamentally bad.
Last night's Deltarune Chapter 3 VOD is now up on YouTube and timestamped for your convenience! In which Kris makes choices, we learn more about the Dark World's origins, and Susie plays multiplayer games exactly like I do. I had a lot of fun with this one.
youtu.be/ey9Rd2oJmrE
youtu.be/ey9Rd2oJmrE
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Last night's Deltarune Chapter 3 VOD is now up on YouTube and timestamped for your convenience! In which Kris makes choices, we learn more about the Dark World's origins, and Susie plays multiplayer games exactly like I do. I had a lot of fun with this one.
youtu.be/ey9Rd2oJmrE
youtu.be/ey9Rd2oJmrE
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Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
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February 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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If you need something to put on in the background today, reminder that the World's Slowest Deltarune Playthrough continues this evening, and in the meantime, you can watch me take "3 hours to get through 8 minutes of game" (ish) as we talk about life, feelings & more
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGD3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGD3...
Lauren starts Deltarune Chapter 3: Intro + Tenna
YouTube video by Lauren the Flute
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
If you need something to put on in the background today, reminder that the World's Slowest Deltarune Playthrough continues this evening, and in the meantime, you can watch me take "3 hours to get through 8 minutes of game" (ish) as we talk about life, feelings & more
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGD3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGD3...
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Uni is training again today! :3
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Uni is training again today! :3
If you're sharing any documents or posts containing descriptions of abuse, *please* mark it with a comment warning
There are a lot of random awful triggers just floating around without warning and it is like a minefield for the very many people with experience of related trauma
There are a lot of random awful triggers just floating around without warning and it is like a minefield for the very many people with experience of related trauma
This is a fucking MISERABLE time to be online if you happen to exist in this world with any history of sexual assault or abuse, so if things are really hard rn, please try to treat yourself with the compassion you’d extend to anyone else. It’s okay for everything to be So Bad right now
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
If you're sharing any documents or posts containing descriptions of abuse, *please* mark it with a comment warning
There are a lot of random awful triggers just floating around without warning and it is like a minefield for the very many people with experience of related trauma
There are a lot of random awful triggers just floating around without warning and it is like a minefield for the very many people with experience of related trauma
This should not be as fucking funny as it is but I cackled, definitely recommend scrolling through
For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
This should not be as fucking funny as it is but I cackled, definitely recommend scrolling through