Lauchlin
@lauchlin.bsky.social
A machine of pure meaning and an idiot baby clown.
Nova Scotia, Canada
Nova Scotia, Canada
It would felt a lot more tolerable to be immediately transitioning into the season of darkness and doom if we’d had a Blue Jays win as a sweetener
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It would felt a lot more tolerable to be immediately transitioning into the season of darkness and doom if we’d had a Blue Jays win as a sweetener
I honestly had a pretty positive opinion of the Dodgers going into this series, based mostly on my affection for Mookie and Ohtani, but they’ve really put the team’s shitty character on full display over the past seven games. They’re like a pettier but also less justified Yankees.
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I honestly had a pretty positive opinion of the Dodgers going into this series, based mostly on my affection for Mookie and Ohtani, but they’ve really put the team’s shitty character on full display over the past seven games. They’re like a pettier but also less justified Yankees.
The Dodgers really are pieces of shit. Put their whole pitching staff (minus Ohtani) in the sea
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Dodgers really are pieces of shit. Put their whole pitching staff (minus Ohtani) in the sea
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absolutely insane to be in your eighth ever MLB start (five of which have been IN THE POST SEASON) and to have struck out every single batter in the dodgers lineup (at least) once by the fifth inning, in GAME FIVE OF LITERALLY THE WORLD SERIES
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
absolutely insane to be in your eighth ever MLB start (five of which have been IN THE POST SEASON) and to have struck out every single batter in the dodgers lineup (at least) once by the fifth inning, in GAME FIVE OF LITERALLY THE WORLD SERIES
Dan Shulman REALLY hates how loud the sound system is in Dodgers Stadium
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dan Shulman REALLY hates how loud the sound system is in Dodgers Stadium
National anthems before sports games are an incredibly stupid tradition.
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
National anthems before sports games are an incredibly stupid tradition.
This late start of the Jays/Yankees game is killing me. I need to go to bed but I’d definitely sleep a lot easier if the score difference was bigger than 6-3.
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This late start of the Jays/Yankees game is killing me. I need to go to bed but I’d definitely sleep a lot easier if the score difference was bigger than 6-3.
I’m glad we get Buck and Dan for the postseason Jays broadcasts, but the price we pay is still needing to see that ad with the dancing family who are so excited about their Rogers phone plan
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m glad we get Buck and Dan for the postseason Jays broadcasts, but the price we pay is still needing to see that ad with the dancing family who are so excited about their Rogers phone plan
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took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working
September 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working
The only baseball thing I like more than the Blue Jays winning is seeing Yankees fans dispirited and groaning
September 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The only baseball thing I like more than the Blue Jays winning is seeing Yankees fans dispirited and groaning
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Cops are making 100k plus and saying its not enough.
Ff are volunteering
Cops are begging for tanks and toys
FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection.
Cops claim its dangerous and physical.
FF are actually getting injured daily
Ff are volunteering
Cops are begging for tanks and toys
FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection.
Cops claim its dangerous and physical.
FF are actually getting injured daily
August 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Cops are making 100k plus and saying its not enough.
Ff are volunteering
Cops are begging for tanks and toys
FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection.
Cops claim its dangerous and physical.
FF are actually getting injured daily
Ff are volunteering
Cops are begging for tanks and toys
FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection.
Cops claim its dangerous and physical.
FF are actually getting injured daily
I miss Letterkenny tremendously so I’m finally trying to watch Shoresy. Why is any of this happening? Did Jared Keeso really just want to skate more?
July 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I miss Letterkenny tremendously so I’m finally trying to watch Shoresy. Why is any of this happening? Did Jared Keeso really just want to skate more?
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happy birthday to the author of the best tweet in history
June 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
happy birthday to the author of the best tweet in history
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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
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from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
June 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
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if being able to do this well is critical thinking then its opposite, D&D-wise, is fumble thinking
Idk what the term is but we need something like illiteracy for people who can like, read words but whose ability to interpret facts and context has been completely destroyed by the internet
June 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
if being able to do this well is critical thinking then its opposite, D&D-wise, is fumble thinking
Google Analytics’ AI “helper” is trying to figure out why organic traffic to a website has been so much lower ever since Google Search introduced AI summaries at the top of the search results
June 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Google Analytics’ AI “helper” is trying to figure out why organic traffic to a website has been so much lower ever since Google Search introduced AI summaries at the top of the search results
Just watched the Blue Jays score 8 runs in an inning. I forgot that it was possible to feel good while watching sports
May 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just watched the Blue Jays score 8 runs in an inning. I forgot that it was possible to feel good while watching sports
My car is being serviced at the dealership and they have CNN on the TV in the little customer waiting area.
This shit is absolutely deranged. People talk about doom scrolling, but cable news is so much worse than social media.
This shit is absolutely deranged. People talk about doom scrolling, but cable news is so much worse than social media.
May 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My car is being serviced at the dealership and they have CNN on the TV in the little customer waiting area.
This shit is absolutely deranged. People talk about doom scrolling, but cable news is so much worse than social media.
This shit is absolutely deranged. People talk about doom scrolling, but cable news is so much worse than social media.
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if you need AI to write an email you are weak of soul
May 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
if you need AI to write an email you are weak of soul
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is this... a pro-abortion billboard?
May 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
is this... a pro-abortion billboard?
The entire county of Antigonish is apparently going to be without power for at least nine hours today because Nova Scotia Power’s infrastructure can’t handle a calm, pleasant Spring day
May 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The entire county of Antigonish is apparently going to be without power for at least nine hours today because Nova Scotia Power’s infrastructure can’t handle a calm, pleasant Spring day