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Hiding in the woods wearing camo in deer season? A choice.
Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hiding in the woods wearing camo in deer season? A choice.
It's kinda turned into that Kim Kardashian lawyer show. Terrible writing and everyone seems to think they're acting in a different style of drama.
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It's kinda turned into that Kim Kardashian lawyer show. Terrible writing and everyone seems to think they're acting in a different style of drama.
Since it was an outstanding year, it's hard to pick just one...
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Since it was an outstanding year, it's hard to pick just one...
I wish I could unread this.
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I wish I could unread this.
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hi i read three of the words in your poste and guessed the rest from there because thats how i was taught to read. thsi is your problem now btw
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
hi i read three of the words in your poste and guessed the rest from there because thats how i was taught to read. thsi is your problem now btw
This Texas O-line is terrible.
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This Texas O-line is terrible.
Counterpoint, would you want to make contact with us?
The Fermi paradox asks why we've yet to find evidence of intelligent extraterrestrial life. The odds are we should!
A NASA scientist suggests that "alien societies might plateau at modest technological levels and even grow bored with exploration."
www.sciencefocus.com/news/aliens-...
A NASA scientist suggests that "alien societies might plateau at modest technological levels and even grow bored with exploration."
www.sciencefocus.com/news/aliens-...
Why aliens are (probably) too lazy to make first contact | BBC Science Focus Magazine
Space is big. Why not kick back, relax, and wait for them to come to you?
www.sciencefocus.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Counterpoint, would you want to make contact with us?
My Mum's poop brown Austin Allegro didn't have functioning brakes, or a radio, but it had a booster seat.
Truly, as someone who grew up in Europe, this remains a baffling argument. I was in a booster seat in the 80s and I know someone who fits two rear facing car seats in a Porsche 911.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My Mum's poop brown Austin Allegro didn't have functioning brakes, or a radio, but it had a booster seat.
Nice of the Patriots to bring out a uniform to match my eyes.
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Nice of the Patriots to bring out a uniform to match my eyes.
Would watch the whole movie. Also, there isn't much I miss about living in the UK but I REALLY miss Waitrose.😭
This Waitrose ad is better than the majority of movies I've seen this year.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sOy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sOy...
Keira Knightley stars in Waitrose’s Christmas ‘mini romcom’ ad
YouTube video by Daily Record
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Would watch the whole movie. Also, there isn't much I miss about living in the UK but I REALLY miss Waitrose.😭
"Hey it's not like these young girls who were trafficked and raped were even younger girls" is one HELL of a take.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Hey it's not like these young girls who were trafficked and raped were even younger girls" is one HELL of a take.
Once upon a time I was "girl who studies lighting in a bottle, if the bottle was a stellar corona, and the lightning was gamma rays."
I’m at the annual paleontology conference. Here’s how people today have described their work:
“I basically study swamp monsters”
“I’m a dinosaur orthodontist”
“Dead bird bird watcher”
#2025SVP
“I basically study swamp monsters”
“I’m a dinosaur orthodontist”
“Dead bird bird watcher”
#2025SVP
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Once upon a time I was "girl who studies lighting in a bottle, if the bottle was a stellar corona, and the lightning was gamma rays."
I swear my heat pump is haunted. It doesn't work, until the engineer comes out to it, at which point it's immediately fine. I'm gonna take some sage out there.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I swear my heat pump is haunted. It doesn't work, until the engineer comes out to it, at which point it's immediately fine. I'm gonna take some sage out there.
10 year old pony mad me, having my first experience with Steinbeck.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
10 year old pony mad me, having my first experience with Steinbeck.
OH YOU DON'T FUCKIN' SAY?
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
OH YOU DON'T FUCKIN' SAY?
Hi yes, constituent in New Hampshire here. What we actually say is "Jesus where is that woman's spine?"
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Hi yes, constituent in New Hampshire here. What we actually say is "Jesus where is that woman's spine?"
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What the fuck are you talking about
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What the fuck are you talking about
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Julius Caesar crossing the rubicon with the 10th legion:
Vibes among House Democrats and activists, "The Senate is the enemy"
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Julius Caesar crossing the rubicon with the 10th legion:
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Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
The Disney/YouTube TV dispute has me in the unenviable position of deciding whether I hate Disney or Google more. If only 4 corporations didn't own, like, everything...
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The Disney/YouTube TV dispute has me in the unenviable position of deciding whether I hate Disney or Google more. If only 4 corporations didn't own, like, everything...
Ack. I don't know shit about handbags but I do know shit about saddle stitching and that's not what it's supposed to look like 😂.
I think this bag is fake.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ack. I don't know shit about handbags but I do know shit about saddle stitching and that's not what it's supposed to look like 😂.
Yee-ikes. Definitely giving skinhead vibes.
Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino leaning extra hard into the Nazi aesthetic.
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Yee-ikes. Definitely giving skinhead vibes.
I miss my Dog that passed away last year (4 days before my Mother 🙃) dreadfully, but a clone of him wouldn't be him. The dog I picked up from the shelter a few months later is snoozing on the couch, and he is also, in his own way the very best boy. You can make space in your heart for them all.
I will never understand folks like Tom Brady who clone their pets. I don't know if I've ever been more devastated in my life than when our dog died and just duplicating him like a lost binky sounds even worse. Miss me with that pet sematary shit.
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I miss my Dog that passed away last year (4 days before my Mother 🙃) dreadfully, but a clone of him wouldn't be him. The dog I picked up from the shelter a few months later is snoozing on the couch, and he is also, in his own way the very best boy. You can make space in your heart for them all.
Welcome to Glasgow.
A very drunk Glasgow man just affectionately headbutted me on the chest as a goodbye. That’s new. Like a new level of fist bump.
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Welcome to Glasgow.