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Ryan Cordell
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If anyone wants to report any of my posts to my boss… the number is 719-266-2837. Ask for John.
Wondering if anyone has shown @sirmichael.bsky.social this site yet? People can draw horses and then make them run with other horses. It might be a good way for him to display his excellent horse drawing skills, as well as keep an eye on those people drawing horses (1998-2001).

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I just found out that the Dalai Lama beat out Fab Morvan from Milli Vanilli for a Grammy this year.

I think I need to build a time machine and go back to 1990 to place a long-term bet on that occurring.
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Hey NFL, if you are listening, how about an all K-pop show next year?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Six years ago there was little outrage over Spanish being sung at the Super Bowl. So if you have friends that say “I won’t watch Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl,” just show them this clip and ask, “¿Cómo se dice en Español… ‘TOO LATE’?

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Shakira ft Bad Bunny - I like it & chantaje/calladita remix(Live at Pepsi Super Bowl Halftime Show)
YouTube video by sangura
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February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Many years ago, I was waiting to catch a ferry from Ireland to England. A fellow American was next to me writing a list in a notebook. I glanced over and saw it said “things I miss from USA.” It was a list of food, mostly candy.

I asked how long he had been away. Just a few days, he told me.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.

To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Does Dancing With The Stars have a short enough dancer to pair with Bovino? Or will he be heading to the Masked Singer?
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Hey dumdums, cold weather does not negate climate change.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

LAKE SUPERIOR, GREATEST LAKE OF ALL-TIME.
January 23, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I keep thinking about how ICE’s statement started by saying they got stuck in snow and were attempting to get their vehicle unstuck.

They were in the middle of a street with traffic moving. And they were in the vehicle not pushing it out of some imaginary snow bank.

Their lies are pathetic.
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’m reposting this because I saw Duncan Jones repost it. And dang it, I don’t think it is fair he is trying to win a signed copy when he can just sing one for himself. So I’m posting it to lower his odds of winning. (And increase mine.)
Ok, as we’re talking MADI… how about a signed copy of the new @imagecomics.com edition?

Repost this post and we’ll pick a winner at random on Sunday 11th January.

Winner will get this copy signed by @manmademoon.bsky.social

Open to anyone anywhere in the world!
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Many years ago, I was delayed at the Caracas, Venezuela airport. I saw a large crowd chanting something. I got closer and heard, "Menudo, Menudo, Menudo." I then saw bodyguards escorting the band through the awaiting crowd. I'm pretty sure I saw a young Ricky Martin that day, livin' la vida loca.
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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ah yes a true holiday classic
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
One of the stars of ABC’s “Billionaires Fight Over Entrepreneurs To Exploit,” was back on this site to prove yet again he is out of touch with reality and doesn’t understand basic stuff. I love how the guy who often bragged how valuable his time is worth spent so much time replying to me.
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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We greatly misunderstood what customers wanted when they said our gift shop should sell stuffed animals.
December 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A movie theater near me is showing Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out
Mystery starring Benoit Blanc and Jeremy Renner.
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Caught a meteor on the security camera this morning
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna...
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Just saw Sisu: Road to Revenge. I think it was as good as Sisu, complete with a few completely bonkers sequences.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If you know me, you know I’m a big fan of EuropaPark. Yesterday, their movie, Grand Prix of Europe, was released in the US. If you get the chance, I recommend checking it out. It is an animated kids’ film that is fun for the whole family.

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GRAND PRIX OF EUROPE - Official Trailer (2025)
YouTube video by JoBlo Animated Videos
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November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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today, we will treat sewage.

we will manage the foul remnants of our past, the health of our present, the hope of our future.

days end, but the mission endures.

because there will be sewage to treat tomorrow. but this day is today.

and today, we will treat sewage.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM