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Ryan Cordell
@laststarfighter.bsky.social
If anyone wants to report any of my posts to my boss… the number is 719-266-2837. Ask for John.
I once saw him sitting behind a table near Pier 39 in San Francisco hoping someone would pay for an autograph. It was kind of a sad sight.
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I know the word “worth” is often used to describe one’s wealth, but I think the wealthy, like Mark, actually think their human worth is far greater than those below them.

So many of his posts lately have been attempts to convince people that taxing the rich won’t solve any problems.
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
A movie theater near me is showing Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out
Mystery starring Benoit Blanc and Jeremy Renner.
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Pam, I think you are confused. Sylvia's Mother is by Dustin the Turkey. At least that is what my Bing search result told me, not to mention that is the only version of the song in my music collection.
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Caught a meteor on the security camera this morning
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna...
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
She might want to update her hat.
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
There was a book release years ago putting Bible verses into text format. If I remember, I contributed one or two for the book. I had completely forgotten about until now.
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You were close when you warned of “the trust we placE in authority figures, who are willing to sacrifice the
Lives and welfaRe of milLioNs it It serves thE interests of tHe powerful..”
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Caught a meteor on my security camera.
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I hope Dale Partridge doesn’t see this photo.
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It brings me some joy that one of the comedians that recently played at the Riyadh Comedy Festival is currently begging for people to attend his show in Wisconsin. Hannibal Buress has been running FB ads all week, and two hours before the show I got this text:
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
While living in Germany, I discovered Zimties, a Cinnamon Toast Crunch style cereal that was far better than CTC. I remember it having a stronger cinnamon flavor. Zimt is the German word for cinnamon.
October 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I not a Paul McCartney super fan, but I would think his fans would be more shocked if he opened his shows with “Mambo #5.”
October 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
You got to go to Costco to get those numbers of goldfish these days.
September 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
September 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Yep. Remember kids, live your life so the Westboro Baptist Church doesn’t have to debate if they should picket or attend your funeral.
September 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I look forward to Microsoft pushing back on this.

Oh wait...
September 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Apparently, Malcolm X was one of the first to greet Chuck in heaven. There is even a photo of their meeting.
September 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I cancelled Hulu. Then went to the HELP section and found the Give Feedback button to let them know why I cancelled. I’m guessing Disney has a similar feature.
September 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Will Michael W. Smith be following ip “This Is Your Time,” with a song that spins the truth about Charlie? Or is this guy’s song going to be the next version of the “Horst Wessel Song”?
September 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I thought they would love to know that the “World’s Tallest Symbol of Freedom” outside Acuity Insurance in Wisconsin was full staff yesterday.
September 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Had a little aurora activity last night. Caught these on my simple Wyze security cameras.
September 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Field report from Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. Signs of the attack are visible.
September 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM