Sam Fletcher
@laituegonflable.bsky.social
My LaitueGonflable handle is now older than I was when I created it
Trouble is I haven’t seen the first Go Hot Food film.
October 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Trouble is I haven’t seen the first Go Hot Food film.
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The performative mourning driven by social media, was from blueprints sitting there in large conservative think-tanks like the Heritage Foundation, waiting to be deployed
The alleged outrage was at its core, manufactured recreational grief-bait
My latest in The Shot
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
The alleged outrage was at its core, manufactured recreational grief-bait
My latest in The Shot
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
You’re being played – your part in the culture wars - The Shot
When Zack de la Rocha told you to rage against the machine, he didn’t mean take it literally. Agitprop. Fury bait. Yes, you feed it too.
theshot.net.au
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The performative mourning driven by social media, was from blueprints sitting there in large conservative think-tanks like the Heritage Foundation, waiting to be deployed
The alleged outrage was at its core, manufactured recreational grief-bait
My latest in The Shot
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
The alleged outrage was at its core, manufactured recreational grief-bait
My latest in The Shot
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
Straight after reading something about John Carpenter’s The Thing, I just noticed for the first time that apparently we’ve had two identical dishwashing liquids open for a while now.
July 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Straight after reading something about John Carpenter’s The Thing, I just noticed for the first time that apparently we’ve had two identical dishwashing liquids open for a while now.
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Here's my contribution to #makeaterriblecomicday2025
June 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Here's my contribution to #makeaterriblecomicday2025
Made a ‘stupid’ Connections puzzle for my son.
June 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Made a ‘stupid’ Connections puzzle for my son.
Look how they massacred my joke.
June 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Look how they massacred my joke.
The kids just had this bit of banter on a train.
8yo: you’re the ugliest sister I have.
5yo: well you’re the ugliest person I’ve ever seen.
8yo: you’re the ugliest sister I have.
5yo: well you’re the ugliest person I’ve ever seen.
May 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The kids just had this bit of banter on a train.
8yo: you’re the ugliest sister I have.
5yo: well you’re the ugliest person I’ve ever seen.
8yo: you’re the ugliest sister I have.
5yo: well you’re the ugliest person I’ve ever seen.
Today's new album releases include new stuff from both Alien Boy AND Alien Chicks.
May 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Today's new album releases include new stuff from both Alien Boy AND Alien Chicks.
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I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
May 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
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whan antony green says you've lost before 8:30 without working computers
May 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
whan antony green says you've lost before 8:30 without working computers
I’m not sure I want to contribute to that second thing, but I’m not the type of person who disobeys signs left randomly on my kitchen floor by sentient toys.
April 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I’m not sure I want to contribute to that second thing, but I’m not the type of person who disobeys signs left randomly on my kitchen floor by sentient toys.
I can be hired as your brother for a very reasonable price.
You know what's great? Drinking excellent and interesting beer with @laituegonflable.bsky.social. Or, with your own brother. Get your own brother, coz Sam is mine.
April 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I can be hired as your brother for a very reasonable price.
Picture of me with my #1 beer of GABS25. Details of what that is forthcoming…
April 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Picture of me with my #1 beer of GABS25. Details of what that is forthcoming…
5yo: Daddy, why was 6 afraid of 7?
Me, feigning ignorance: I don't know.
5yo: Because 7-8-9.
Me: Ha. Good one.
5yo: Yeah, I told that to some kids at school.
Me: Oh, did they get it?
5yo: No. I don't even get it.
Me, feigning ignorance: I don't know.
5yo: Because 7-8-9.
Me: Ha. Good one.
5yo: Yeah, I told that to some kids at school.
Me: Oh, did they get it?
5yo: No. I don't even get it.
March 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
5yo: Daddy, why was 6 afraid of 7?
Me, feigning ignorance: I don't know.
5yo: Because 7-8-9.
Me: Ha. Good one.
5yo: Yeah, I told that to some kids at school.
Me: Oh, did they get it?
5yo: No. I don't even get it.
Me, feigning ignorance: I don't know.
5yo: Because 7-8-9.
Me: Ha. Good one.
5yo: Yeah, I told that to some kids at school.
Me: Oh, did they get it?
5yo: No. I don't even get it.
Ordered from two different places in the food court and hit the order number jackpot.
February 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ordered from two different places in the food court and hit the order number jackpot.
Long overdue for reasons that are complex and nuanced (I forgot) but I've finally posted a blog on the (very few and mostly very long) books I read in 2024. Ping @nettyf.bsky.social @jezfletcher.bsky.social seansbeard.blogspot.com/2025/02/book...
February 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Long overdue for reasons that are complex and nuanced (I forgot) but I've finally posted a blog on the (very few and mostly very long) books I read in 2024. Ping @nettyf.bsky.social @jezfletcher.bsky.social seansbeard.blogspot.com/2025/02/book...
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Here's every David Lynch movie
[sodie pop shop, everyone is laughing and having fun]
[zoom in to extreme close up, a severed penis on checkerboard floor]
[nine minute slow cross-fade to a blonde singing alone on stage]
🎵 Open
🎵 Your eyes
🎵 To the power
🎵 Of LOOOOOOVE
Lyrics by David Lynch
[sodie pop shop, everyone is laughing and having fun]
[zoom in to extreme close up, a severed penis on checkerboard floor]
[nine minute slow cross-fade to a blonde singing alone on stage]
🎵 Open
🎵 Your eyes
🎵 To the power
🎵 Of LOOOOOOVE
Lyrics by David Lynch
January 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Here's every David Lynch movie
[sodie pop shop, everyone is laughing and having fun]
[zoom in to extreme close up, a severed penis on checkerboard floor]
[nine minute slow cross-fade to a blonde singing alone on stage]
🎵 Open
🎵 Your eyes
🎵 To the power
🎵 Of LOOOOOOVE
Lyrics by David Lynch
[sodie pop shop, everyone is laughing and having fun]
[zoom in to extreme close up, a severed penis on checkerboard floor]
[nine minute slow cross-fade to a blonde singing alone on stage]
🎵 Open
🎵 Your eyes
🎵 To the power
🎵 Of LOOOOOOVE
Lyrics by David Lynch
Reposted by Sam Fletcher
*chefs kiss*
Me: um, sorry to interrupt but we're all really hungry out here?
Me: um, sorry to interrupt but we're all really hungry out here?
January 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
*chefs kiss*
Me: um, sorry to interrupt but we're all really hungry out here?
Me: um, sorry to interrupt but we're all really hungry out here?
I'm spending an inordinately large part of today at work watching the livestream of Putricia the corpse flower. I highly recommend you do the same: www.youtube.com/live/mrylcCA...
Corpse Flower livestream: A plant to die for
YouTube video by Botanic Gardens of Sydney
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January 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'm spending an inordinately large part of today at work watching the livestream of Putricia the corpse flower. I highly recommend you do the same: www.youtube.com/live/mrylcCA...
January 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
A long time into the new year I know, but owing to being overseas at the end of 2024 it's taken me a while to write up the top music I listened to in 2024. Posting them in bulk now.
Top Songs, 100-51: seansbeard.blogspot.com/2025/01/2024...
Top Songs, 50-21: seansbeard.blogspot.com/2025/01/2024...
Top Songs, 100-51: seansbeard.blogspot.com/2025/01/2024...
Top Songs, 50-21: seansbeard.blogspot.com/2025/01/2024...
January 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
A long time into the new year I know, but owing to being overseas at the end of 2024 it's taken me a while to write up the top music I listened to in 2024. Posting them in bulk now.
Top Songs, 100-51: seansbeard.blogspot.com/2025/01/2024...
Top Songs, 50-21: seansbeard.blogspot.com/2025/01/2024...
Top Songs, 100-51: seansbeard.blogspot.com/2025/01/2024...
Top Songs, 50-21: seansbeard.blogspot.com/2025/01/2024...
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- My mate went down on his girlfriend while watching that Ridley Scott movie
- Gladiator?
- Not really, they both got banned from Cineworld
- Gladiator?
- Not really, they both got banned from Cineworld
January 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
- My mate went down on his girlfriend while watching that Ridley Scott movie
- Gladiator?
- Not really, they both got banned from Cineworld
- Gladiator?
- Not really, they both got banned from Cineworld
Mood in Hong Kong right now. (Taken from the kids’ bedroom in our hotel room) #christmasinHKollis
December 31, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Mood in Hong Kong right now. (Taken from the kids’ bedroom in our hotel room) #christmasinHKollis
Happy new year folks! What better way to start 2025 than with a wrap up of our last full day from #christmasinHKollis (we fly back home tomorrow night).
December 31, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Happy new year folks! What better way to start 2025 than with a wrap up of our last full day from #christmasinHKollis (we fly back home tomorrow night).
Who run this place? #christmasinHKollis
December 31, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Who run this place? #christmasinHKollis