Kylo Stimpy🇨🇦
@kylostimpy.bsky.social
A Guinness, a starless night, and yet feeling alright.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A Guinness, a starless night, and yet feeling alright.
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I know everything is overwhelming and you feel powerless but start with one thing. Do not purchase anything from Amazon ever again. This is a thing we can all do today. It's a start
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I know everything is overwhelming and you feel powerless but start with one thing. Do not purchase anything from Amazon ever again. This is a thing we can all do today. It's a start
Shucking off the gear
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Shucking off the gear
Blue jays just being Blue Jays tonight, one more win y’all !!!’
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Blue jays just being Blue Jays tonight, one more win y’all !!!’
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sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
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every time
She’s a 10 but sometimes she spells colour with a ‘u’
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
every time
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Why do four year olds know so much about dinosaurs, like lil bro you’re younger than my car loan
October 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why do four year olds know so much about dinosaurs, like lil bro you’re younger than my car loan
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EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
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As the US approaches its 250th anniversary with the Trump regime taking a wrecking ball to truth and democracy, with troops on the streets, a divided nation, climbing cost of living; what amazes me is those who, despite his plummeting poll figures, still cling to the notion of Trump’s ‘golden age’.
Troops on the streets, Ice thuggery – and prices still climbing: welcome to Trump’s ‘golden age’ | Steven Greenhouse
The president has repeatedly proclaimed a shining moment. Meanwhile, he’s taking a wrecking ball to truth and democracy
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
As the US approaches its 250th anniversary with the Trump regime taking a wrecking ball to truth and democracy, with troops on the streets, a divided nation, climbing cost of living; what amazes me is those who, despite his plummeting poll figures, still cling to the notion of Trump’s ‘golden age’.
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Remembering today the late 🇺🇸American-born actress, writer and comedienne #CarrieFisher born #OnThisDay, seen here in a publicity still as Princess Leia with co star Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in George Lucas' epic space-opera "STAR WARS" (1977)
🎬 20th Century-Fox
🎬 20th Century-Fox
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Remembering today the late 🇺🇸American-born actress, writer and comedienne #CarrieFisher born #OnThisDay, seen here in a publicity still as Princess Leia with co star Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in George Lucas' epic space-opera "STAR WARS" (1977)
🎬 20th Century-Fox
🎬 20th Century-Fox
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Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is heading to his first World Series.
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is heading to his first World Series.
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*lips on mic*
BYE BYE MARINERS
BYE BYE MARINERS
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
*lips on mic*
BYE BYE MARINERS
BYE BYE MARINERS
JAYS GOING TO THE SERIES BABY!!!! LETS FUCKING GO!!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
JAYS GOING TO THE SERIES BABY!!!! LETS FUCKING GO!!!
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People that take life seriously have no idea that life laughs at them behind their back.
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
People that take life seriously have no idea that life laughs at them behind their back.
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Stephen Miller looks like something God carved out of a block of mock chicken and left in the sun on a hot day
October 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Stephen Miller looks like something God carved out of a block of mock chicken and left in the sun on a hot day
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Vlad Guerrero Jr, Hazel Mae, the city of Toronto, and a cameraman create an all-time baseball moment.
#BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo
#BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Vlad Guerrero Jr, Hazel Mae, the city of Toronto, and a cameraman create an all-time baseball moment.
#BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo
#BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo
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Weekend Bluesky is like regular Bluesky:
Still garbage.
Still garbage.
April 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Weekend Bluesky is like regular Bluesky:
Still garbage.
Still garbage.
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‘Vowel’ comes from the Latin ‘vocalis,’ which originally meant “vocal.”
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
‘Vowel’ comes from the Latin ‘vocalis,’ which originally meant “vocal.”
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When she sends that selfie 😮💨😮💨😮💨
October 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
When she sends that selfie 😮💨😮💨😮💨
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Happy Hump Day, motherfuckers.
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Happy Hump Day, motherfuckers.
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‘We need some inspiration’: Halifax pilot draws Blue Jays logo in sky
‘We need some inspiration’: Halifax pilot draws Blue Jays logo in sky
Dimitri Neonakis spent two and a half hours sketching out the Jays logo in the skies over Nova Scotia.
www.thestar.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
‘We need some inspiration’: Halifax pilot draws Blue Jays logo in sky
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Doctors at John Hopkins say the President suffers from “Sexy Librarian Bending Over to Pick Up a Book Neck”
October 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Doctors at John Hopkins say the President suffers from “Sexy Librarian Bending Over to Pick Up a Book Neck”
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Me & who? (Besides @anna-molly.bsky.social)
Young Folks
open.spotify.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me & who? (Besides @anna-molly.bsky.social)
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I think if someone tried to kidnap me right now I’d be like ok cool, let’s go. Just don’t put duct tape on my mouth so I can still use my chapstick.
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I think if someone tried to kidnap me right now I’d be like ok cool, let’s go. Just don’t put duct tape on my mouth so I can still use my chapstick.