kyle t.
@kylethiessen.bsky.social
Author of the unwritten memoir "How to Squander Your Potential in 40 Short Years" and its follow up "Wait No Make That 47"
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kyle t.
@kylethiessen.bsky.social
· Jun 7
Tech companies and apps touting AI as a selling point is like a waiter committing your order to memory: all it does is make everyone at the table nervous and the only one who's impressed is the fucking waiter
Last day of open seating, a feature I truly enjoyed. Today I scored the jackpot: "super" legroom and an empty middle, or what you might call Southwest's "Business Class."
January 26, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Last day of open seating, a feature I truly enjoyed. Today I scored the jackpot: "super" legroom and an empty middle, or what you might call Southwest's "Business Class."
Ooh I love "prompt stealer" it's like two insults at once
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ooh I love "prompt stealer" it's like two insults at once
I have never been ashamed to say I've always liked this movie.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I have never been ashamed to say I've always liked this movie.
Reposted by kyle t.
die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
I don't know who this "Birdie Horne" is but she sounds very talented and attractive and like she knows a lot about being a crossing guard
🛑It's COVER REVEAL TIME!!!!🛑
Check out this beaut by secret identity @birdiehorne.bsky.social! Thanks to William Morrow and Amanda Hudson for capturing Mo at her absolute Mo-iest. Coming your way 6/9/26, and available for pre-order now! www.harpercollins.com/products/don...
Check out this beaut by secret identity @birdiehorne.bsky.social! Thanks to William Morrow and Amanda Hudson for capturing Mo at her absolute Mo-iest. Coming your way 6/9/26, and available for pre-order now! www.harpercollins.com/products/don...
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don't know who this "Birdie Horne" is but she sounds very talented and attractive and like she knows a lot about being a crossing guard
I was previously unaware that Hunter Biden is exactly how I need to start every day
Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
July 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I was previously unaware that Hunter Biden is exactly how I need to start every day
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Cannot tell you how unbelievable it feels to be on this shortlist, and in holy cow such amazing company!!!
We're thrilled to present the shortlist for the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction:
June 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Cannot tell you how unbelievable it feels to be on this shortlist, and in holy cow such amazing company!!!
If you never give up the dream, and are pure of heart, it can happen for you too
Wordle 1,456 1/6*
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Wordle 1,456 1/6*
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June 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you never give up the dream, and are pure of heart, it can happen for you too
Wordle 1,456 1/6*
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,456 1/6*
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If your caption is "I'm going to let this image speak for itself" then you have failed to do so
(Don't forget alt text btw)
(Don't forget alt text btw)
May 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If your caption is "I'm going to let this image speak for itself" then you have failed to do so
(Don't forget alt text btw)
(Don't forget alt text btw)
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Hi 👋 I work in the ICU and often help patients find comfort in their final, dying moments and this is some king shit right here and I say he's innocent
if your sick wife is like three hours from death, busting her free to smoke meth and get railed to slayer one last time is fuckin awesome and sweet and you can't convince me otherwise
April 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hi 👋 I work in the ICU and often help patients find comfort in their final, dying moments and this is some king shit right here and I say he's innocent
Another astute thread by Sean, who I regularly lament does not live near me, because I'd be buying him a drink every time he posted something great, and he would be fucking wasted all the time
The GOP has spent the last 50 years gradually building a system where protest is harder than it's ever been -- and a system where it's culturally disrespected at a level that's hard to comprehend.
For starters, if most Americans take time off to protest nowadays they'll lose their home.
For starters, if most Americans take time off to protest nowadays they'll lose their home.
I'm beginning to realize that too many Americans are simply too lazy to stop fascism.
April 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Another astute thread by Sean, who I regularly lament does not live near me, because I'd be buying him a drink every time he posted something great, and he would be fucking wasted all the time
Wisdom right here
Cynicism is and will always be cowardice masquerading as wisdom
Hey doomers in my mentions: Cut it out. Declaring nothing matters and we are inevitably doomed is a form of obeying in advance.
April 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Wisdom right here
Just wrote this in the parking lot after seeing it. Drive three hours to a furniture store if you can.
boxd.it/9rKnwL
boxd.it/9rKnwL
A ★★★★½ review of Sinners (2025)
On a whim this morning I decided to explore my options for seeing Sinners on a proper IMAX screen today, and both of my options were a three-hour drive away: to the south, in New York City, Lincoln Sq...
boxd.it
April 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just wrote this in the parking lot after seeing it. Drive three hours to a furniture store if you can.
boxd.it/9rKnwL
boxd.it/9rKnwL
None of the obits will mention his best movie
Top Secret! (8/9) Movie CLIP - Underwater Barfight (1984) HD
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April 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
None of the obits will mention his best movie
This is a scene of me, in the world, right now
March 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is a scene of me, in the world, right now
Glorious thread
"Voetsek," by the way, is a real winner. It is how one would shoo a dog, she says.
March 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Glorious thread
Can't guarantee I'll post here much, but it exists
"Is that our plane?"
"No. If it were our plane, it would be crashing."
#illustration #caricature #quickchange #randyquaid #geenadavis #billmurray #adobefresco #ipad
"No. If it were our plane, it would be crashing."
#illustration #caricature #quickchange #randyquaid #geenadavis #billmurray #adobefresco #ipad
March 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Can't guarantee I'll post here much, but it exists
Sometimes I see a drawing and I'm mad I didn't do it
February 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Sometimes I see a drawing and I'm mad I didn't do it
More billionaires like this please. Also, less billionaires please
🏆 Governor Pritzker- Illinois - has signed an order prohibiting all J6 rioters from state employment.
January 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
More billionaires like this please. Also, less billionaires please
I have not a single follower who isn't already aware of the trembling, pants-shitting enthusiasm I have for this book and the totally random woman who wrote it. But this review of said book is a fittingly inventive tribute. Wipe your butts when you're done
I’ve got a new review (of sorts) up at @nerdsofafeather.bsky.social, of a genuinely innovative book that left me fascinated the whole way through, and left me feeling like I owed the effort in return in writing about it. Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins, A*.
www.nerds-feather.com/2025/01/book...
www.nerds-feather.com/2025/01/book...
Book Review: Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins
An incomplete list of recurring motifs found in the novel Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins A woman growing a beard. Caught on cam...
www.nerds-feather.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I have not a single follower who isn't already aware of the trembling, pants-shitting enthusiasm I have for this book and the totally random woman who wrote it. But this review of said book is a fittingly inventive tribute. Wipe your butts when you're done
May his memory endure on our biggest screens
January 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
May his memory endure on our biggest screens
Song idea: "You've got cancer of the heart, baby / You need some love-chemotherapy." Needs work, I know
January 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Song idea: "You've got cancer of the heart, baby / You need some love-chemotherapy." Needs work, I know